New Posts For Thread: For Betting Shop Workers....https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23425546/for-betting-shop-workersThings you hear in a Bookies.Source: Group on Facebook.Manager (paying out bet): That's £7.42Customer: That's not rightManager: What do you think it should be?Customer: I don't know - you're the bookie. But its more than that.Minimum 10 minute convethe lodger 30 Jan 01:49 bloke running to counter trips and fallssuddenly a hand appears with imortal words and i quote"stop fu--ing laughin and put my bet on pmslhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23425546/for-betting-shop-workers?post_id=417907174#417907174the lodger 30 Jan 01:49 bloke running to counter trips and fallssuddenly a hand appears with imortal words and i quote"stop fu--ing laughin and put my bet on pmslSun, 20 Dec 2009 04:15:51 -0600lololi love it:-)https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23425546/for-betting-shop-workers?post_id=417907170#417907170lololi love it:-)Sun, 20 Dec 2009 04:11:47 -0600Had a guy walk into the shop in Towcester when i ran it, he stood there looking all around with a puzzled look on his face.Came up to the counter and said " excuse me, where are the books?"https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23425546/for-betting-shop-workers?post_id=417907166#417907166Had a guy walk into the shop in Towcester when i ran it, he stood there looking all around with a puzzled look on his face.Came up to the counter and said " excuse me, where are the books?"Sun, 20 Dec 2009 04:07:43 -0600Superb threadreal all of themhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23425546/for-betting-shop-workers?post_id=417907158#417907158Superb threadreal all of themSun, 20 Dec 2009 03:56:33 -0600seamless SDKhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23425546/for-betting-shop-workers?post_id=417907150#417907150seamless SDKSun, 20 Dec 2009 03:48:01 -0600One guy thought Portman Park was in South Africa and the actual race was represented by a cartoon race a few minutes after it had actually taken place. I explained he was wrong and the person who told him this was winding him up. He didn't look likehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23425546/for-betting-shop-workers?post_id=417907134#417907134One guy thought Portman Park was in South Africa and the actual race was represented by a cartoon race a few minutes after it had actually taken place. I explained he was wrong and the person who told him this was winding him up. He didn't look likeSun, 20 Dec 2009 03:43:13 -0600londis_lagerhound_ 30 Jan 13:58 I really don't understand Paglima's one.Could someone explain it.(seriously, I don't get it) Londis. I was only 13 at that time. But I think he meant Tyrnavos. :)https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23425546/for-betting-shop-workers?post_id=417907098#417907098londis_lagerhound_ 30 Jan 13:58 I really don't understand Paglima's one.Could someone explain it.(seriously, I don't get it) Londis. I was only 13 at that time. But I think he meant Tyrnavos. :)Sun, 20 Dec 2009 03:21:02 -0600And here is the flipside.I write on a slip.Kauto Star 200CHAlaivan 3.20 CHVenture to Cognac 4.5CH£10ew TrixieLadbrooks cashier asks me "What race is Trixie in?"(names of horses changed - story true)https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23425546/for-betting-shop-workers?post_id=417907094#417907094And here is the flipside.I write on a slip.Kauto Star 200CHAlaivan 3.20 CHVenture to Cognac 4.5CH£10ew TrixieLadbrooks cashier asks me "What race is Trixie in?"(names of horses changed - story true)Sun, 20 Dec 2009 03:18:30 -0600When manually settling, on Grand National day, my missus always asked the customers to keep it to one per ticket if possible. Immediately after the race, literally seconds, a customer comes up with six singles on his betting slip expecting to draw. Whttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23425546/for-betting-shop-workers?post_id=417907082#417907082When manually settling, on Grand National day, my missus always asked the customers to keep it to one per ticket if possible. Immediately after the race, literally seconds, a customer comes up with six singles on his betting slip expecting to draw. WSun, 20 Dec 2009 02:56:46 -0600A manager told me once that an elderly lady came in and mistakenly asked "Am I too late for 69's", meaning 49's obviously!Apparently he replied "Yes love, by about 30 years"I found that quite funny!!!!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23425546/for-betting-shop-workers?post_id=417907050#417907050A manager told me once that an elderly lady came in and mistakenly asked "Am I too late for 69's", meaning 49's obviously!Apparently he replied "Yes love, by about 30 years"I found that quite funny!!!!Sun, 20 Dec 2009 02:06:54 -0600