New Posts For Thread: schoolboy jokes which still make you smilehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23424918/schoolboy-jokes-which-still-make-you-smileMarines on exercise in Arctic- hard men - living off the land where there is nothing to eat but snowLast Morning: parade 6am in two lines outside the igloos - in the nude.Oficers walks f.wd and whacks first man on his face with his baton 'did that hUse to go up to the girls in class and do Tony Hancock - pointing to the body parts -TOE - KNEE - HAND - C@CK !https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23424918/schoolboy-jokes-which-still-make-you-smile?post_id=417889694#417889694Use to go up to the girls in class and do Tony Hancock - pointing to the body parts -TOE - KNEE - HAND - C@CK !Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:54:00 -0600What would you buy a scottish epileptic for xmas ?..... A wii fit !https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23424918/schoolboy-jokes-which-still-make-you-smile?post_id=417889674#417889674What would you buy a scottish epileptic for xmas ?..... A wii fit !Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:50:17 -0600Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,All the king's horses,And all the king's men,Said feck him, he's only an egg!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23424918/schoolboy-jokes-which-still-make-you-smile?post_id=417889590#417889590Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,All the king's horses,And all the king's men,Said feck him, he's only an egg!Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:37:40 -0600ttt - need to see this lot again tomorrow, I've had a s%&t weekhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23424918/schoolboy-jokes-which-still-make-you-smile?post_id=417889378#417889378ttt - need to see this lot again tomorrow, I've had a s%&t weekFri, 18 Dec 2009 13:58:22 -0600Two buckets of sick were walking down a street. First one says "I will always remember this street". Second one says "why is that?". First one says "This is where I was brought up".https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23424918/schoolboy-jokes-which-still-make-you-smile?post_id=417889294#417889294Two buckets of sick were walking down a street. First one says "I will always remember this street". Second one says "why is that?". First one says "This is where I was brought up".Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:01:10 -0600what's brown and sits on a wall?Humpty Jobbyhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23424918/schoolboy-jokes-which-still-make-you-smile?post_id=417889286#417889286what's brown and sits on a wall?Humpty JobbyFri, 18 Dec 2009 12:49:07 -0600Baggers 17 Dec 18:37 What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?Well you can roast beef but you can't pee soup What's the difference between jam and marmalade?You can't marmalade your c0ck up a bird's arse.How do you get a fat bird inthttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23424918/schoolboy-jokes-which-still-make-you-smile?post_id=417889258#417889258Baggers 17 Dec 18:37 What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?Well you can roast beef but you can't pee soup What's the difference between jam and marmalade?You can't marmalade your c0ck up a bird's arse.How do you get a fat bird intFri, 18 Dec 2009 12:13:12 -0600boy:DAD WHATS A C U N Tdad:come with me,(mothers lying on the bed upstairs completely naked)see that black triangle there son,well thats called a f a n n ythe rest of its a C U N Thttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23424918/schoolboy-jokes-which-still-make-you-smile?post_id=417889254#417889254boy:DAD WHATS A C U N Tdad:come with me,(mothers lying on the bed upstairs completely naked)see that black triangle there son,well thats called a f a n n ythe rest of its a C U N TFri, 18 Dec 2009 11:39:16 -0600Small boy and a paedophile walking throught the woods at night, the boy says 'I'm scared, paedophile replies 'how do you think I feel, I've got to walk out of here all alone'.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23424918/schoolboy-jokes-which-still-make-you-smile?post_id=417889250#417889250Small boy and a paedophile walking throught the woods at night, the boy says 'I'm scared, paedophile replies 'how do you think I feel, I've got to walk out of here all alone'.Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:16:38 -0600What wieghs two tons and takes the p*ss?A dialysis machine.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23424918/schoolboy-jokes-which-still-make-you-smile?post_id=417889234#417889234What wieghs two tons and takes the p*ss?A dialysis machine.Fri, 18 Dec 2009 09:59:21 -0600