New Posts For Thread: this mornings gigglehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23423214/this-mornings-giggleA Senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 100; enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the motorway,What cheese can you hide a horse in?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23423214/this-mornings-giggle?post_id=417784170#417784170What cheese can you hide a horse in?Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:00:23 -0600I bumped into a man crying uncontrollably outside a department store in Liverpool yesterday, and all he could go on about was how he hates this time of year, dressing up in a ridiculous red outfit and embarrassing himself in front of thousands of peohttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23423214/this-mornings-giggle?post_id=417784154#417784154I bumped into a man crying uncontrollably outside a department store in Liverpool yesterday, and all he could go on about was how he hates this time of year, dressing up in a ridiculous red outfit and embarrassing himself in front of thousands of peoThu, 17 Dec 2009 03:07:31 -0600A slow moving fairy knocked at the door of Santas house at 5-30 a.m. 'I know you been up all night and just got to bed' said the fairy, but I've got this xmas tree left over. What shall I do with it.'So Santa told her...And that's the reason the faihttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23423214/this-mornings-giggle?post_id=417783982#417783982A slow moving fairy knocked at the door of Santas house at 5-30 a.m. 'I know you been up all night and just got to bed' said the fairy, but I've got this xmas tree left over. What shall I do with it.'So Santa told her...And that's the reason the faiWed, 16 Dec 2009 06:33:49 -0600A new study shows that women with big breasts are smarter than women with smaller breasts. Though to be fair, the guy who conducted the study admits he wasnt really listening.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23423214/this-mornings-giggle?post_id=417783978#417783978A new study shows that women with big breasts are smarter than women with smaller breasts. Though to be fair, the guy who conducted the study admits he wasnt really listening.Wed, 16 Dec 2009 06:10:57 -0600:Dhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23423214/this-mornings-giggle?post_id=417783974#417783974:DTue, 15 Dec 2009 10:29:20 -0600i went into a chinese and saw my (smoker) mate sitting at a table with a huge pile of rice in front of him.He looked a little unhappy.Hi I said - whats up?Dunno , he replied- i only came in for 20 no. 6 Oi !https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23423214/this-mornings-giggle?post_id=417783970#417783970i went into a chinese and saw my (smoker) mate sitting at a table with a huge pile of rice in front of him.He looked a little unhappy.Hi I said - whats up?Dunno , he replied- i only came in for 20 no. 6 Oi !Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:32:00 -0600I just got fired following the office christmas meal at the all you can eat Chinese. Apparently I badly misinterpreted what my georgeous female boss meant when she said she "Would eat me under the table."https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23423214/this-mornings-giggle?post_id=417783954#417783954I just got fired following the office christmas meal at the all you can eat Chinese. Apparently I badly misinterpreted what my georgeous female boss meant when she said she "Would eat me under the table."Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:54:31 -0600:)https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23423214/this-mornings-giggle?post_id=417783946#417783946:)Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:21:17 -0600:Dhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23423214/this-mornings-giggle?post_id=417783942#417783942:DTue, 15 Dec 2009 08:19:58 -0600Why, when your wife/girlfriend is pregnant, do all her female friends come round and rub and kiss her bump and say "Congratulations!", but none of them ever rub and kiss your c0ck and say "Well done!"?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23423214/this-mornings-giggle?post_id=417783930#417783930Why, when your wife/girlfriend is pregnant, do all her female friends come round and rub and kiss her bump and say "Congratulations!", but none of them ever rub and kiss your c0ck and say "Well done!"?Tue, 15 Dec 2009 07:45:55 -0600