New Posts For Thread: The wife has just told me I'm not allowed to w@nk tonight!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422778/the-wife-has-just-told-me-im-not-allowed-to-wnk-tonightWe're trying for a baby and have to have sex every 2 days.)@:amazing innit? what a self-centred bunch of 5lags they really are. she wants sex so she can have the baby that she wants - so u have to perform like a facking seal, on command, hammering away at her rancid chum-bucket.in a few years time, remind herhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422778/the-wife-has-just-told-me-im-not-allowed-to-wnk-tonight?post_id=417777538#417777538amazing innit? what a self-centred bunch of 5lags they really are. she wants sex so she can have the baby that she wants - so u have to perform like a facking seal, on command, hammering away at her rancid chum-bucket.in a few years time, remind herWed, 16 Dec 2009 11:12:41 -0600the end result is the same. Tadpoles in the love buckethttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422778/the-wife-has-just-told-me-im-not-allowed-to-wnk-tonight?post_id=417777454#417777454the end result is the same. Tadpoles in the love bucketWed, 16 Dec 2009 10:21:22 -0600only about 3inch thoughhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422778/the-wife-has-just-told-me-im-not-allowed-to-wnk-tonight?post_id=417777450#417777450only about 3inch thoughWed, 16 Dec 2009 10:18:02 -0600SNOOCH thats below the belthttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422778/the-wife-has-just-told-me-im-not-allowed-to-wnk-tonight?post_id=417777446#417777446SNOOCH thats below the beltWed, 16 Dec 2009 10:16:57 -0600The easy answer is to wink onto a tampon and then tell her to put it in. It will spare you the hassle of a shaag, having to please her and all that sheethttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422778/the-wife-has-just-told-me-im-not-allowed-to-wnk-tonight?post_id=417777442#417777442The easy answer is to wink onto a tampon and then tell her to put it in. It will spare you the hassle of a shaag, having to please her and all that sheetWed, 16 Dec 2009 10:15:23 -0600TypicalYou can't wait to get a woman so you can give up wancing, then you can't wait for her to leave so you can start.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422778/the-wife-has-just-told-me-im-not-allowed-to-wnk-tonight?post_id=417777430#417777430TypicalYou can't wait to get a woman so you can give up wancing, then you can't wait for her to leave so you can start.Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:02:09 -0600You cant waste 5mins having a hand shandy yet she can waste 5days on the rag!Have your tug Clarky and tell her you were thinking about her mate whilst you're at ithttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422778/the-wife-has-just-told-me-im-not-allowed-to-wnk-tonight?post_id=417777426#417777426You cant waste 5mins having a hand shandy yet she can waste 5days on the rag!Have your tug Clarky and tell her you were thinking about her mate whilst you're at itWed, 16 Dec 2009 10:02:03 -0600You can start the divorce countdown now, Clarky.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422778/the-wife-has-just-told-me-im-not-allowed-to-wnk-tonight?post_id=417777418#417777418You can start the divorce countdown now, Clarky.Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:00:34 -0600get sterilised quick m8- we have an overpopulated planet- dont be selfishhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422778/the-wife-has-just-told-me-im-not-allowed-to-wnk-tonight?post_id=417777414#417777414get sterilised quick m8- we have an overpopulated planet- dont be selfishWed, 16 Dec 2009 09:59:06 -0600What she meant was that you are NOT going to use HER hand for a J Arthur Rank!!!!!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422778/the-wife-has-just-told-me-im-not-allowed-to-wnk-tonight?post_id=417777410#417777410What she meant was that you are NOT going to use HER hand for a J Arthur Rank!!!!!Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:56:47 -0600