New Posts For Thread: HELP!! Forum Comedians required.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422426/help-forum-comedians-requiredMy girlfriend has just finnished her viva (exam to get PhD) and passed with flying colours. I now have to take her a card and flowers and I would like to trick her friends in to thinking I'm rather witty. Wtf can I put in the message. I can't think oSplicer Keats 15 Dec 16:33 You've been away at college whoringAll the freshers smashed your back door inNow you got the degree you cravedCome home to me and act depraved lmfao 15 Dec 16:55 You may be bright , but your still a tartAnd inhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422426/help-forum-comedians-required?post_id=417771006#417771006Splicer Keats 15 Dec 16:33 You've been away at college whoringAll the freshers smashed your back door inNow you got the degree you cravedCome home to me and act depraved lmfao 15 Dec 16:55 You may be bright , but your still a tartAnd inTue, 15 Dec 2009 11:43:07 -0600My lovely babe you're really clever stood there in your nightieand when moonlight flits across your t1ts...jesus christ almightyhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422426/help-forum-comedians-required?post_id=417770946#417770946My lovely babe you're really clever stood there in your nightieand when moonlight flits across your t1ts...jesus christ almightyTue, 15 Dec 2009 11:14:09 -0600You may be bright , but your still a tartAnd in bed you writh and f artBut now its on to better thngsLets see what joy the dole queue bringshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422426/help-forum-comedians-required?post_id=417770878#417770878You may be bright , but your still a tartAnd in bed you writh and f artBut now its on to better thngsLets see what joy the dole queue bringsTue, 15 Dec 2009 09:55:42 -0600You've been away at college whoringAll the freshers smashed your back door inNow you got the degree you cravedCome home to me and act depravedhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422426/help-forum-comedians-required?post_id=417770858#417770858You've been away at college whoringAll the freshers smashed your back door inNow you got the degree you cravedCome home to me and act depravedTue, 15 Dec 2009 09:33:47 -0600You've submitted your PHD thesisIt's mighty impressive so I won't be facetiousmany call the the viva your oral defenceI love you, I won't sit on the fenceI want to smash your big brain with my**.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422426/help-forum-comedians-required?post_id=417770842#417770842You've submitted your PHD thesisIt's mighty impressive so I won't be facetiousmany call the the viva your oral defenceI love you, I won't sit on the fenceI want to smash your big brain with my**.Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:24:11 -0600Now your study days are doneLift your skirt and show your bunBurn your bra and greese your kneesCome and taste my helmet chno....sorryhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422426/help-forum-comedians-required?post_id=417770814#417770814Now your study days are doneLift your skirt and show your bunBurn your bra and greese your kneesCome and taste my helmet chno....sorryTue, 15 Dec 2009 09:13:20 -0600I asked for Chit chat for something wittyTo congratulate your Degree with a little dittySuggestions came in galorein fact I got well over a score.but every single one of them concerned your titty.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422426/help-forum-comedians-required?post_id=417770810#417770810I asked for Chit chat for something wittyTo congratulate your Degree with a little dittySuggestions came in galorein fact I got well over a score.but every single one of them concerned your titty.Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:09:35 -0600HH Sultan Vinegar 15 Dec 14:38 You're a doctor now - and not one of the plebsBut I hope you'll still let me spaff on your chebs.:^0https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422426/help-forum-comedians-required?post_id=417770794#417770794HH Sultan Vinegar 15 Dec 14:38 You're a doctor now - and not one of the plebsBut I hope you'll still let me spaff on your chebs.:^0Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:04:32 -0600Funny thread. Thanks to jugador, baggers and especially to Swearbox and Sultan.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422426/help-forum-comedians-required?post_id=417770774#417770774Funny thread. Thanks to jugador, baggers and especially to Swearbox and Sultan.Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:20:25 -0600I'm a Manimal :Dhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422426/help-forum-comedians-required?post_id=417770726#417770726I'm a Manimal :DTue, 15 Dec 2009 08:01:49 -0600