New Posts For Thread: If you want to go to heaven the lazy way...https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422102/if-you-want-to-go-to-heaven-the-lazy-wayjust make provision in your will for a blood relative to inherit upon the condition he becomes a MormonOnce a Mormon takes the faith he - and all his forebears- collectively get forgiven and allowed in.Sinmple innit :)Red devils indeed wanting to go to heavenhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422102/if-you-want-to-go-to-heaven-the-lazy-way?post_id=417763582#417763582Red devils indeed wanting to go to heavenMon, 14 Dec 2009 15:46:44 -0600Man Utd fans and The Osmondes in heaven - Satan, save me a space.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422102/if-you-want-to-go-to-heaven-the-lazy-way?post_id=417763574#417763574Man Utd fans and The Osmondes in heaven - Satan, save me a space.Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:40:28 -0600* f u c khttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422102/if-you-want-to-go-to-heaven-the-lazy-way?post_id=417763566#417763566* f u c kMon, 14 Dec 2009 15:38:04 -0600if you want to go to heaven when you die,you must keep the red flag flying high,you must wear a red bonnet with fcuk the scoucers on it,if you want to go to heaven when you die.....MUFC the religion..https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422102/if-you-want-to-go-to-heaven-the-lazy-way?post_id=417763562#417763562if you want to go to heaven when you die,you must keep the red flag flying high,you must wear a red bonnet with fcuk the scoucers on it,if you want to go to heaven when you die.....MUFC the religion..Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:36:22 -0600:)https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422102/if-you-want-to-go-to-heaven-the-lazy-way?post_id=417763474#417763474:)Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:57:46 -0600They promote violence towards women? Those bounders.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422102/if-you-want-to-go-to-heaven-the-lazy-way?post_id=417763466#417763466They promote violence towards women? Those bounders.Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:56:33 -0600and you get loads of wives to boot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422102/if-you-want-to-go-to-heaven-the-lazy-way?post_id=417763462#417763462and you get loads of wives to boot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:55:25 -0600Doesn't sound like my idea of heaven if all I have to listen to is angels playing harps and the bloody Osmondes. I'm going downwards.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422102/if-you-want-to-go-to-heaven-the-lazy-way?post_id=417763458#417763458Doesn't sound like my idea of heaven if all I have to listen to is angels playing harps and the bloody Osmondes. I'm going downwards.Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:54:30 -0600just make provision in your will for a blood relative to inherit upon the condition he becomes a MormonOnce a Mormon takes the faith he - and all his forebears- collectively get forgiven and allowed in.Sinmple innit :)https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23422102/if-you-want-to-go-to-heaven-the-lazy-way?post_id=417763450#417763450just make provision in your will for a blood relative to inherit upon the condition he becomes a MormonOnce a Mormon takes the faith he - and all his forebears- collectively get forgiven and allowed in.Sinmple innit :)Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:51:02 -0600