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							<channel><title>New Posts For Thread: What do deaf people have instead of an alarm clock?</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23419690/what-do-deaf-people-have-instead-of-an-alarm-clock</link><description>?</description><item><title>I'm too hard of hearing to hear an alarm clock, but consequently also virtually unemployable, so have no need for one, thank you.Ken Masters' suggestion still serves me fine. When it doesn't my bladder will no doubt take over.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23419690/what-do-deaf-people-have-instead-of-an-alarm-clock?post_id=417652410#417652410</link><description>I'm too hard of hearing to hear an alarm clock, but consequently also virtually unemployable, so have no need for one, thank you.Ken Masters' suggestion still serves me fine. When it doesn't my bladder will no doubt take over.</description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 04:19:48 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>An alarm**.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23419690/what-do-deaf-people-have-instead-of-an-alarm-clock?post_id=417652330#417652330</link><description>An alarm**.</description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 03:19:47 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>lol</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23419690/what-do-deaf-people-have-instead-of-an-alarm-clock?post_id=417652326#417652326</link><description>lol</description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 03:19:30 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>a spring-loaded boxing glove</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23419690/what-do-deaf-people-have-instead-of-an-alarm-clock?post_id=417652322#417652322</link><description>a spring-loaded boxing glove</description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 03:18:25 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Their mums wake em up. :D</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23419690/what-do-deaf-people-have-instead-of-an-alarm-clock?post_id=417652318#417652318</link><description>Their mums wake em up. :D</description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 03:17:30 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Get their guide dog to bark.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23419690/what-do-deaf-people-have-instead-of-an-alarm-clock?post_id=417652306#417652306</link><description>Get their guide dog to bark.</description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:38:39 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Pardon</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23419690/what-do-deaf-people-have-instead-of-an-alarm-clock?post_id=417652298#417652298</link><description>Pardon</description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:27:56 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Morning glory.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23419690/what-do-deaf-people-have-instead-of-an-alarm-clock?post_id=417652286#417652286</link><description>Morning glory.</description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:14:11 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>a vibrator.</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23419690/what-do-deaf-people-have-instead-of-an-alarm-clock?post_id=417652278#417652278</link><description>a vibrator.</description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:10:26 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>long lay ins</title><link>https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23419690/what-do-deaf-people-have-instead-of-an-alarm-clock?post_id=417652266#417652266</link><description>long lay ins</description><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 01:54:01 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
