New Posts For Thread: I think I split my jerry on Saturdayhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23417998/i-think-i-split-my-jerry-on-saturdayBefore you ask it was outgoing, not incoming, debris that did the damage. Felt like the offending turd was covered in razor blades at the time and much pain was felt afterwards.Have dumped out two inoffensively sized turds today that my jerry would nPut some Deep Heat on it. Should do the trick.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23417998/i-think-i-split-my-jerry-on-saturday?post_id=417607534#417607534Put some Deep Heat on it. Should do the trick.Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:17:31 -0600loose-stoolhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23417998/i-think-i-split-my-jerry-on-saturday?post_id=417607530#417607530loose-stoolMon, 07 Dec 2009 10:16:31 -0600you chose a fine time to leave me lucillehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23417998/i-think-i-split-my-jerry-on-saturday?post_id=417607522#417607522you chose a fine time to leave me lucilleMon, 07 Dec 2009 10:13:01 -0600or recite a bit of poetry, perhaps?'parting is such sweet sorrow'https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23417998/i-think-i-split-my-jerry-on-saturday?post_id=417607518#417607518or recite a bit of poetry, perhaps?'parting is such sweet sorrow'Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:11:44 -0600One day at a time , SWEET JESUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23417998/i-think-i-split-my-jerry-on-saturday?post_id=417607510#417607510One day at a time , SWEET JESUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:10:26 -0600Swing low sweet Chariotshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23417998/i-think-i-split-my-jerry-on-saturday?post_id=417607502#417607502Swing low sweet ChariotsMon, 07 Dec 2009 10:09:08 -0600Sultans Of Swinghttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23417998/i-think-i-split-my-jerry-on-saturday?post_id=417607494#417607494Sultans Of SwingMon, 07 Dec 2009 10:08:52 -0600Take it to the limit one more timehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23417998/i-think-i-split-my-jerry-on-saturday?post_id=417607490#417607490Take it to the limit one more timeMon, 07 Dec 2009 10:08:34 -0600I always think of mine as a himhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23417998/i-think-i-split-my-jerry-on-saturday?post_id=417607486#417607486I always think of mine as a himMon, 07 Dec 2009 10:08:17 -0600get personal - try naming it:Ruby's an appropriate name - a la ''Ruby - dont take your love to town'' as you ease her out this should facilitate useful contractions....https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23417998/i-think-i-split-my-jerry-on-saturday?post_id=417607478#417607478get personal - try naming it:Ruby's an appropriate name - a la ''Ruby - dont take your love to town'' as you ease her out this should facilitate useful contractions....Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:05:41 -0600