New Posts For Thread: BEST JOKES EVER...https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23416262/best-jokes-everWas trying to think of jokes the othernight to impress the mrs and had nothing in my memory. Help needed please :)Apologies to Tommy for above joke.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23416262/best-jokes-ever?post_id=417515918#417515918Apologies to Tommy for above joke.Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:58:29 -0600my mate bought one of then thai brides and when he got home the other night she was packing her bags and told him she was leaving him. when he asked her why she said she found put he was a paedoph1le, he said fluck me , thats a big word for a 12 yearhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23416262/best-jokes-ever?post_id=417515910#417515910my mate bought one of then thai brides and when he got home the other night she was packing her bags and told him she was leaving him. when he asked her why she said she found put he was a paedoph1le, he said fluck me , thats a big word for a 12 yearFri, 04 Dec 2009 17:57:04 -0600The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's been telling lies!"I said, "Well, tell him he's bloody good - I haven't got any kids!"https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23416262/best-jokes-ever?post_id=417515874#417515874The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's been telling lies!"I said, "Well, tell him he's bloody good - I haven't got any kids!"Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:35:42 -0600A hiker gets lost in the woods and spends the next three days wandering around with no food. Finally, he spots a bald eagle on a ledge, hits it with a big rock, and begins eating it raw.A park ranger stumbles on the scene and arrests the hiker for kihttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23416262/best-jokes-ever?post_id=417515870#417515870A hiker gets lost in the woods and spends the next three days wandering around with no food. Finally, he spots a bald eagle on a ledge, hits it with a big rock, and begins eating it raw.A park ranger stumbles on the scene and arrests the hiker for kiFri, 04 Dec 2009 17:33:05 -0600Two Muslim mothers are comparing notes.The older of the Muslim mothers pulls out her bag and starts flipping through family photos and reminiscing.This is my oldest son, Mohamed. He would have been 24 now .The other Mom replies, I remember him as a bhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23416262/best-jokes-ever?post_id=417515862#417515862Two Muslim mothers are comparing notes.The older of the Muslim mothers pulls out her bag and starts flipping through family photos and reminiscing.This is my oldest son, Mohamed. He would have been 24 now .The other Mom replies, I remember him as a bFri, 04 Dec 2009 17:18:08 -0600A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir?"He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful framehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23416262/best-jokes-ever?post_id=417515858#417515858A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir?"He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frameFri, 04 Dec 2009 17:16:46 -0600tea is for mugshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23416262/best-jokes-ever?post_id=417515854#417515854tea is for mugsFri, 04 Dec 2009 17:12:05 -0600I met this girl in the pub, and she told me her "sex was on fire.She lied. But ironically, it now burns when I**https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23416262/best-jokes-ever?post_id=417515850#417515850I met this girl in the pub, and she told me her "sex was on fire.She lied. But ironically, it now burns when I**Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:08:54 -0600yeshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23416262/best-jokes-ever?post_id=417515846#417515846yesFri, 04 Dec 2009 17:08:04 -060000.07am can i eat my advent calender chocolate now ?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23416262/best-jokes-ever?post_id=417515842#41751584200.07am can i eat my advent calender chocolate now ?Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:07:26 -0600