New Posts For Thread: Innocuos little joke for you...https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23414390/innocuos-little-joke-for-youBloke goes into a hardwear shop and asks for a bottle of meths. Bloke behind the counter refuses to serve him, saying "I've seen you around here drinking meths, I'm not adding to your problem". Bloke says "No, no mate, I've recovered, I'm sa painterHuckerson smiled 5/10lmfao laughed 7/10https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23414390/innocuos-little-joke-for-you?post_id=417460530#417460530Huckerson smiled 5/10lmfao laughed 7/10Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:43:56 -0600I don't know what I'm more offended about, Sea the Stars only giving the joke one out of ten, or him criticising my spelling!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23414390/innocuos-little-joke-for-you?post_id=417459842#417459842I don't know what I'm more offended about, Sea the Stars only giving the joke one out of ten, or him criticising my spelling!Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:15:37 -0600TRUTH BE TOLD I WAS LOOKING OUT THROUGH THE ASYLUM FENCE :(https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23414390/innocuos-little-joke-for-you?post_id=417459838#417459838TRUTH BE TOLD I WAS LOOKING OUT THROUGH THE ASYLUM FENCE :(Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:11:47 -0600tact's its spelt tacoh i get it1/10https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23414390/innocuos-little-joke-for-you?post_id=417459834#417459834tact's its spelt tacoh i get it1/10Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:08:50 -0600lmfao - lamfao!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23414390/innocuos-little-joke-for-you?post_id=417459830#417459830lmfao - lamfao!Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:05:31 -0600A bloke goes into an drugstore whilst on holiday in America."I'd like a packet of condoms, please.""Certainly, sir. That will be $4.95 with tax.""Tacks! I want the sort you roll on."https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23414390/innocuos-little-joke-for-you?post_id=417459826#417459826A bloke goes into an drugstore whilst on holiday in America."I'd like a packet of condoms, please.""Certainly, sir. That will be $4.95 with tax.""Tacks! I want the sort you roll on."Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:03:48 -0600Fascists!!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23414390/innocuos-little-joke-for-you?post_id=417459822#417459822Fascists!!Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:02:55 -0600I agree with SK, just.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23414390/innocuos-little-joke-for-you?post_id=417459818#417459818I agree with SK, just.Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:01:54 -0600I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting '13! 13! 13!' The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the fence and looked through to see what was going on. Some ** poked me in the eye wihttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23414390/innocuos-little-joke-for-you?post_id=417459814#417459814I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting '13! 13! 13!' The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the fence and looked through to see what was going on. Some ** poked me in the eye wiTue, 01 Dec 2009 09:01:37 -0600Seems like he was going to drink it, he was lying to the shopkeeper. For shame :(https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23414390/innocuos-little-joke-for-you?post_id=417459810#417459810Seems like he was going to drink it, he was lying to the shopkeeper. For shame :(Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:01:03 -0600