New Posts For Thread: jokes pleasehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406718/jokes-pleasemy son needs to make a joke book for his homework(!!), any (clean) contributions please??eg. The one about the cat that ate a ball of wool and had mittens :0)Cheers^^^ Dickie Henderson 1964https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406718/jokes-please?post_id=417118434#417118434^^^ Dickie Henderson 1964Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:13:22 -0600Bert and Ernie were playing in a retired gentlemans 4 ball.Ernie was just about to tee off on the 12th when Bert spotted a funeral cortege passing by, so he asked Ernie to wait to play, took off his cap and bowed in respect.Ernie said "wow Bert, thathttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406718/jokes-please?post_id=417118374#417118374Bert and Ernie were playing in a retired gentlemans 4 ball.Ernie was just about to tee off on the 12th when Bert spotted a funeral cortege passing by, so he asked Ernie to wait to play, took off his cap and bowed in respect.Ernie said "wow Bert, thatThu, 19 Nov 2009 12:49:54 -0600why did batman go to the pet-shop?to buy a robin!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406718/jokes-please?post_id=417118346#417118346why did batman go to the pet-shop?to buy a robin!Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:31:51 -0600did you hear about the 2 gay ghosts?they gave each other the willieshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406718/jokes-please?post_id=417118342#417118342did you hear about the 2 gay ghosts?they gave each other the williesThu, 19 Nov 2009 12:23:03 -0600Q, what do you call a circumcised germanA, helmut schoen.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406718/jokes-please?post_id=417118338#417118338Q, what do you call a circumcised germanA, helmut schoen.Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:56:17 -0600Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406718/jokes-please?post_id=417118334#417118334Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:52:19 -0600Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white?A: A penguin rolling down a hill.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406718/jokes-please?post_id=417118330#417118330Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white?A: A penguin rolling down a hill.Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:49:30 -0600So I knocked on the door at this bed & Breakfast and a lady stuck her head out of the window and said: 'What do you want', I said, 'I want to stay here'. She said, 'Well stay there' and shut the window.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406718/jokes-please?post_id=417118326#417118326So I knocked on the door at this bed & Breakfast and a lady stuck her head out of the window and said: 'What do you want', I said, 'I want to stay here'. She said, 'Well stay there' and shut the window.Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:48:29 -0600What does the word "benign" mean?'Benign is what you will be after you be eight.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406718/jokes-please?post_id=417118322#417118322What does the word "benign" mean?'Benign is what you will be after you be eight.Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:48:05 -0600Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin.Or my younger brother Ho-Chau-Chou. But I think it's Colin.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406718/jokes-please?post_id=417118318#417118318Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin.Or my younger brother Ho-Chau-Chou. But I think it's Colin.Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:47:16 -0600