New Posts For Thread: How do you answer the telephone?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406438/how-do-you-answer-the-telephoneI sometimes say for a bit of a laugh like"Hi, It`s me here is that you?" or sometimes if i might just say "What" which can be amusing aswell.London Necrophilia centre. You toast them, we roast them!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406438/how-do-you-answer-the-telephone?post_id=417114938#417114938London Necrophilia centre. You toast them, we roast them!Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:26:20 -0600How come I get 'geezer' ?Cos you're unique BChttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406438/how-do-you-answer-the-telephone?post_id=417114934#417114934How come I get 'geezer' ?Cos you're unique BCThu, 19 Nov 2009 05:26:00 -0600Your through to David at ****** can i take your user id or account number please.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406438/how-do-you-answer-the-telephone?post_id=417114930#417114930Your through to David at ****** can i take your user id or account number please.Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:17:10 -0600Similar to the bro in lawRomford mortuaryyou stab 'em we slab 'emhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406438/how-do-you-answer-the-telephone?post_id=417114926#417114926Similar to the bro in lawRomford mortuaryyou stab 'em we slab 'emThu, 19 Nov 2009 05:16:30 -0600HelloHillside crematoriumyou killl 'emwe grill 'emhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406438/how-do-you-answer-the-telephone?post_id=417114922#417114922HelloHillside crematoriumyou killl 'emwe grill 'emThu, 19 Nov 2009 05:14:47 -0600Aspro 19 Nov 11:44 "Hello" is my main answer to most calls I don't recognise however when I do recognise one I often answer with "Speak" ...try it How come I get 'geezer' ?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406438/how-do-you-answer-the-telephone?post_id=417114918#417114918Aspro 19 Nov 11:44 "Hello" is my main answer to most calls I don't recognise however when I do recognise one I often answer with "Speak" ...try it How come I get 'geezer' ?Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:11:13 -0600Bamboo 19 Nov 01:01 Battersea dogs home I didn't even know he'd been away.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406438/how-do-you-answer-the-telephone?post_id=417114914#417114914Bamboo 19 Nov 01:01 Battersea dogs home I didn't even know he'd been away.Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:10:14 -0600For a really patronising conversation, try answering and referring to yourself in the 3rd person. E.g. 'Jack Baeur, speak to me!' and then sign off with something very condesending like 'keep smiling' :)https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406438/how-do-you-answer-the-telephone?post_id=417114886#417114886For a really patronising conversation, try answering and referring to yourself in the 3rd person. E.g. 'Jack Baeur, speak to me!' and then sign off with something very condesending like 'keep smiling' :)Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:51:21 -0600Hereford 456, Hadlee.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406438/how-do-you-answer-the-telephone?post_id=417114882#417114882Hereford 456, Hadlee.Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:49:47 -0600Good morning/afternoon/evening (as appropriate).FFS, am I the only Englishman on here?https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23406438/how-do-you-answer-the-telephone?post_id=417114878#417114878Good morning/afternoon/evening (as appropriate).FFS, am I the only Englishman on here?Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:48:49 -0600