New Posts For Thread: Birds and the Beeshttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23405014/birds-and-the-beesA father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees."I don't want to know" the lad said, beginning to cry."Promise me you won't tell me."Confused the father asked him what was wrong. The boy sobbed "When I was six I got the "ThI love a bargain - So when I saw boxes of tissues on 'buy one get one free!' in Tesco's, I filled my trolley up. However, thinking about it now, I probably looked like a bit of a w@nker.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23405014/birds-and-the-bees?post_id=417050246#417050246I love a bargain - So when I saw boxes of tissues on 'buy one get one free!' in Tesco's, I filled my trolley up. However, thinking about it now, I probably looked like a bit of a w@nker.Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:05:10 -0600A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his ehttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23405014/birds-and-the-bees?post_id=417050242#417050242A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eMon, 16 Nov 2009 12:59:11 -06002/10https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23405014/birds-and-the-bees?post_id=417050238#4170502382/10Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:55:34 -0600If I had a penny for every time someone said I have OCD I'd have 967274 pence.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23405014/birds-and-the-bees?post_id=417050234#417050234If I had a penny for every time someone said I have OCD I'd have 967274 pence.Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:51:20 -0600An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were taking part in a survey about tea-drinking habits.'I always stir my tea with my left hand,' said The Englishman.'I always stir my tea with my right hand,' said The Scotsman.How about you?' the Irishman whttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23405014/birds-and-the-bees?post_id=417050222#417050222An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were taking part in a survey about tea-drinking habits.'I always stir my tea with my left hand,' said The Englishman.'I always stir my tea with my right hand,' said The Scotsman.How about you?' the Irishman wMon, 16 Nov 2009 12:49:46 -0600yes that probably good advice, although the sexual nature of the expression "birds and bees" I believed to be a good enough lure.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23405014/birds-and-the-bees?post_id=417050202#417050202yes that probably good advice, although the sexual nature of the expression "birds and bees" I believed to be a good enough lure.Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:39:22 -0600Paddy was asked if he preffered legs or breasts....He replied he had a particular fondness for shaved fannies!!!!He was politely informedthat this was not an option when choosing a KFC bargain bucket!!!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23405014/birds-and-the-bees?post_id=417050198#417050198Paddy was asked if he preffered legs or breasts....He replied he had a particular fondness for shaved fannies!!!!He was politely informedthat this was not an option when choosing a KFC bargain bucket!!!Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:38:44 -0600Next time put 'joke' in header. Maybe there are a lot of people like me who do not read most threads and go by the title. But I will always look at a thread about jokes.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23405014/birds-and-the-bees?post_id=417050182#417050182Next time put 'joke' in header. Maybe there are a lot of people like me who do not read most threads and go by the title. But I will always look at a thread about jokes.Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:37:37 -0600and Tevez :)https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23405014/birds-and-the-bees?post_id=417050178#417050178and Tevez :)Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:36:52 -0600Thanks annie. :)https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23405014/birds-and-the-bees?post_id=417050170#417050170Thanks annie. :)Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:36:29 -0600