New Posts For Thread: help on writing a joke....https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23404782/help-on-writing-a-jokei was driving yesterday morning and i saw one of those big lorries driving down the highstreet, that contained a well known brand of chocolate biscuits named after a black and white flightless bird.i thought to myself (and laughed!) surely penguins oFox - why do they call them Foxes glacier mints but have a polar bear as their logo?Polar Bear - Because they're so cool and clear and minty.Fox - Is that why Penguin biscuits are delivered in artics?Polar Bear - no you daft cvnt.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23404782/help-on-writing-a-joke?post_id=417044698#417044698Fox - why do they call them Foxes glacier mints but have a polar bear as their logo?Polar Bear - Because they're so cool and clear and minty.Fox - Is that why Penguin biscuits are delivered in artics?Polar Bear - no you daft cvnt.Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:56:31 -0600Biggest problem solving the original thread is that artic is an abrieviation for artiticulated lorry and the north pole is in the arctic with an extra 'c'True, but the extra 'c' is silent. (Unless you work for the feminised BBC.)https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23404782/help-on-writing-a-joke?post_id=417044626#417044626Biggest problem solving the original thread is that artic is an abrieviation for artiticulated lorry and the north pole is in the arctic with an extra 'c'True, but the extra 'c' is silent. (Unless you work for the feminised BBC.)Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:50:36 -0600JUGADOR MEJOR 16 Nov 01:38 "artiticulated" What a boob.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23404782/help-on-writing-a-joke?post_id=417044622#417044622JUGADOR MEJOR 16 Nov 01:38 "artiticulated" What a boob.Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:47:55 -0600Biggest problem solving the original thread is that artic is an abrieviation for artiticulated lorry and the north pole is in the arctic with an extra 'c'https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23404782/help-on-writing-a-joke?post_id=417044618#417044618Biggest problem solving the original thread is that artic is an abrieviation for artiticulated lorry and the north pole is in the arctic with an extra 'c'Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:38:42 -0600What do you call a penguin eating a penguin?Penguin buscuits don't have a digetsive tracthttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23404782/help-on-writing-a-joke?post_id=417044606#417044606What do you call a penguin eating a penguin?Penguin buscuits don't have a digetsive tractSun, 15 Nov 2009 18:25:42 -06002 penguins and a nun walking down the street, one penguin asks the nun what do you spend your days praying for, and the nun replies, ahh,men.https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23404782/help-on-writing-a-joke?post_id=417044258#4170442582 penguins and a nun walking down the street, one penguin asks the nun what do you spend your days praying for, and the nun replies, ahh,men.Sun, 15 Nov 2009 15:23:24 -0600ill get my coat...https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23404782/help-on-writing-a-joke?post_id=417044254#417044254ill get my coat...Sun, 15 Nov 2009 15:21:31 -0600Paddy & Murphy walking to town, a penguin artic lorry on side of the road, paddy asks murphy where do penguins live, murphy replied the antartic, paddy says..... Fancy a holiday !!https://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23404782/help-on-writing-a-joke?post_id=417044250#417044250Paddy & Murphy walking to town, a penguin artic lorry on side of the road, paddy asks murphy where do penguins live, murphy replied the antartic, paddy says..... Fancy a holiday !!Sun, 15 Nov 2009 15:21:20 -0600chit chat needs more threads like thishttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23404782/help-on-writing-a-joke?post_id=417044246#417044246chit chat needs more threads like thisSun, 15 Nov 2009 15:16:09 -0600Maybe needs some workhttps://community.betfair.com/chit_chat/go/thread/view/94038/23404782/help-on-writing-a-joke?post_id=417044242#417044242Maybe needs some workSun, 15 Nov 2009 15:15:14 -0600