New Posts For Thread: Thngs that I can guarantee will happen at the Festival...https://community.betfair.com/cheltenham2011/go/thread/view/113609/29801263/thngs-that-i-can-guarantee-will-happen-at-the-festival* Girl from Abba tribute band is putting up 10 pounds overweight and squuezes into a dress she really shouldn't.* But by your third pint you are convinced she has just winked at you during a song and feel better about it all.* Bogs are full in Best M"turns out to be the festival bridle ponce horse" Love this, Howdi :)https://community.betfair.com/cheltenham2011/go/thread/view/113609/29801263/thngs-that-i-can-guarantee-will-happen-at-the-festival?post_id=529656405#529656405"turns out to be the festival bridle ponce horse" Love this, Howdi :)Fri, 08 Mar 2013 17:33:46 -0600You get back at midnight and watch Channel Four highlights and the highlights are nothing like your recollection of the races. LOLhttps://community.betfair.com/cheltenham2011/go/thread/view/113609/29801263/thngs-that-i-can-guarantee-will-happen-at-the-festival?post_id=529656261#529656261You get back at midnight and watch Channel Four highlights and the highlights are nothing like your recollection of the races. LOLFri, 08 Mar 2013 17:28:13 -0600She's 81. Funny thing is I do remember saying to a Swedish lapdancer in the 90s that she was better than this and that I would look after her. I bet she is doing better than me now.https://community.betfair.com/cheltenham2011/go/thread/view/113609/29801263/thngs-that-i-can-guarantee-will-happen-at-the-festival?post_id=529656251#529656251She's 81. Funny thing is I do remember saying to a Swedish lapdancer in the 90s that she was better than this and that I would look after her. I bet she is doing better than me now.Fri, 08 Mar 2013 17:27:53 -0600Our on course permed tricast/exacta (only £1 ish each) will go down every racehttps://community.betfair.com/cheltenham2011/go/thread/view/113609/29801263/thngs-that-i-can-guarantee-will-happen-at-the-festival?post_id=529655633#529655633Our on course permed tricast/exacta (only £1 ish each) will go down every raceFri, 08 Mar 2013 17:02:45 -0600NAP:* Force 16 pints of Guinness down your neck on the Thursday, despite never touching the stuff for the other 364 days of the yearhttps://community.betfair.com/cheltenham2011/go/thread/view/113609/29801263/thngs-that-i-can-guarantee-will-happen-at-the-festival?post_id=529655491#529655491NAP:* Force 16 pints of Guinness down your neck on the Thursday, despite never touching the stuff for the other 364 days of the yearFri, 08 Mar 2013 16:58:16 -0600https://community.betfair.com/cheltenham2011/go/thread/view/113609/29801263/thngs-that-i-can-guarantee-will-happen-at-the-festival?post_id=529655379#529655379Fri, 08 Mar 2013 16:55:20 -0600Any chance of an introduction steamship?https://community.betfair.com/cheltenham2011/go/thread/view/113609/29801263/thngs-that-i-can-guarantee-will-happen-at-the-festival?post_id=529655363#529655363Any chance of an introduction steamship?Fri, 08 Mar 2013 16:54:30 -0600she like lapdancers steamship?https://community.betfair.com/cheltenham2011/go/thread/view/113609/29801263/thngs-that-i-can-guarantee-will-happen-at-the-festival?post_id=529655219#529655219she like lapdancers steamship?Fri, 08 Mar 2013 16:50:28 -0600Swardean you sound like my mum.https://community.betfair.com/cheltenham2011/go/thread/view/113609/29801263/thngs-that-i-can-guarantee-will-happen-at-the-festival?post_id=529655117#529655117Swardean you sound like my mum.Fri, 08 Mar 2013 16:47:19 -0600* You desperately try to get a free yellow betfair scarf despite saying "never again", after bringing you out in a rash last year* You manage to to get a free 8 line placepot perm using the free vouchers from the will hill girls on the high street* Shttps://community.betfair.com/cheltenham2011/go/thread/view/113609/29801263/thngs-that-i-can-guarantee-will-happen-at-the-festival?post_id=529654931#529654931* You desperately try to get a free yellow betfair scarf despite saying "never again", after bringing you out in a rash last year* You manage to to get a free 8 line placepot perm using the free vouchers from the will hill girls on the high street* SFri, 08 Mar 2013 16:40:32 -0600