The Darren Weir Jigger Thread

Yep

Great cartoon in the paper the other day. A trembling horse in a stable in one corner. In the other corner a criminal type with a useless Jigger in his hand and a caption about the upside of Victoria's reliance on renewable energy.

Maybe this can be inspiration for Henry to start a "Jigger Thread" where every horse that wins can be a Jigger Junkie!!

Anyone got any thoughts on D Weir? Apparently there's been rumours for years.

Apparently Darren Weir's great, great, great, great grandmother, Betsy, was so huge they used to use her to block off the Murray River at Swan Hill  to stop the water flowing further downstream. That's how the family came to be known as the Weirs.

And, his great, great, great Aunt was a ****.

****

Dutch name for a weir

waterkering?

yes, that's it Joel.

Thought so

Got to say all that sounds a little implausible to me. Also of little relevance to JIGGERS. I notice the letter N is right next to the letter J on the keyboard so be careful or you may get a visit from Tim SoupPomasane or whatever his name is. Apparently if you can't pronounce his name properly it means you're a racist which means every person in the world who is not named SoupPomasane is a racist. Hell for all I know there's probably some SoupPomasanes out there that don't pronounce it the way Mr Tolerant likes it to be pronounced so they're on his LIST as well!!

He is a member of the ALP

Darren Weir I mean, he's running at the next election - on an anti-corruption platform

He's too much of a goody two shoes to make it in the ALP.

Well he wanted to show "The Fixer", Christopher Pyne that he was a better fixer - he could even fix races.

Christopher Pyyyyyaaanne - Undercover operative for the ALP.

Imagine the CHAOS of a race fixed by Christopher Pyne?

So what happens to the movie "Ride like a girl?".... Sequel?

Just ignore it like a Nikolic lay haha