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By:
whoopi
When: 28 Apr 16 06:06
*1994

Monica Monica
By:
HondoLomboHanoverLobell
When: 28 Apr 16 06:19
John Elias was also done for impersonating a cop
By:
henryluca
When: 28 Apr 16 12:24
Dayko, a rescue dog for the Ibarra fire service\\


By:
whoopi
When: 29 Apr 16 02:28
I just walked in on my dog dancing naked in front of a mirror with it's genitalia tucked between it's legs.

Monica Monica
By:
whoopi
When: 29 Apr 16 03:16
The Zip Zip Man passes it to Chalmers who scores in Neville Glover corner.

The Zip Zip Man is bringing back da dredge.
By:
whoopi
When: 29 Apr 16 06:15
I'm gonna get me a log and kill a hog. I'll take my dog. It can smell in a fog.

Kevin, is that you Kevin?
By:
whoopi
When: 29 Apr 16 07:44
We enjoy yelling "lITTLEBITOFCHICKENFRIED" at random times during the day.

The neighbours love it.

Monica Monica
By:
whoopi
When: 30 Apr 16 11:05
Customers we have a great deal for you today in the hardware aisle on dredges.

Used 100 year old dredges are being discounted to only $1 million.

Perfect for that autumn visit to the Yukon.

Monica Monica
By:
whoopi
When: 30 Apr 16 23:33
We have consulted with ourselves and we feel that the line in the gambling warning that says "Leave before you lose" may be a touch disingenuous.

Leave before you lose would mean 90% of punters wouldn't have their first bet. Yet they are advertising for you to have that bet.

Leave before you lose isn't bringing back da dredge.
By:
whoopi
When: 01 May 16 05:53
We think that these odour eaters are real odour eaters.

Kevin, is that you Kevin agrees.
By:
whoopi
When: 01 May 16 06:00
Do the ladies still play that AFL "game" in Brisbane?

We haven't heard it mentioned for quite some time.

Monica Monica
By:
whoopi
When: 01 May 16 07:46
We feel the need to puke when Cronulla fans wave their fingers in the air to wish a goal kick to be successful.

Monica Monica
By:
whoopi
When: 01 May 16 08:34
We would like to know why there is a tooth fairy but not a hair fairy.

Money for hair. Money for hair.

Monica Monica
By:
whoopi
When: 01 May 16 23:51
We prefer our pumpkin to be roasted with the skin on.

Monica Monica
By:
henryluca
When: 02 May 16 01:43
[i]Joel 26 Apr 16 06:22 Joined: 14 Feb 04 | Topic/replies: 28,205 | Blogger: Joel's blog

Why doesn't the dredge bring back one piece swim suits?

Do you mean like this one ..



By:
whoopi
When: 02 May 16 01:51
We are all currently mentally marching.

THE WORKERS UNITED WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED.

The workers are bringing back da dredge
By:
whoopi
When: 02 May 16 23:48
We like monkeys.

Monkeys are bringing back da dredge
By:
whoopi
When: 03 May 16 03:12
There was a time when we sponsored a spider monkey at Alma Park zoo.

Alma Park is now a housing estate.

Monica Monica
By:
whoopi
When: 03 May 16 03:45
We are wondering if there is any chance of Rick McIntosh calling a race in a professional manner.
We aren't really interested in the Warracknabeel  carnival starting in 3 weeks, or that the colours of the leader are the same as those worn by Fred Bloggs' pony in 1965.

Maybe just stick to calling the names and their position in the race. Maybe then the mistake rate will drop.


Monica Monica
By:
whoopi
When: 03 May 16 09:04
A general warning for all punters.

Ipswich is located in Bundamba just past the curiously named Ebbw Vale.

Albion Park isn't a park.

It's more an expanse of dirt and asphalt in an industrial area.

Kevin, is that you Kevin.
By:
whoopi
When: 03 May 16 09:22
We also like to randomly yell out Chang Mai. Chang Mai.

You V.C. You V.C.

We believe it may seem a touch intolerant but it makes us happy and the neighbours love it.

Monica Monica
By:
henryluca
When: 03 May 16 22:54
[i]Joel 26 Apr 16 06:22 Joined: 14 Feb 04 | Topic/replies: 28,205 | Blogger: Joel's blog

Why doesn't the dredge bring back one piece swim suits?

Do you mean like this one ..




By:
whoopi
When: 04 May 16 00:26
Good job By Shembri solving the Quigley case.

Forza Malta.

Schembri is bringing back da dredge
By:
whoopi
When: 04 May 16 00:34
We are wondering if there has ever been a time in history when people discussing economic circumstances didn't begin a sentence with "In these hard times".

It really gives us the willies.

Kevin, is that you Kevin
By:
whoopi
When: 04 May 16 06:00
We we like to point out that Eagle Farm racetrack is actually located in Ascot.

We have it on good authority that it isn't called Ascot in order to not confuse simple West Australian folk.

Eagle Farm at Ascot is bringing back da dredge.
By:
Joel
When: 04 May 16 06:06
Shouldn't it be Lion Park? The Eagles are also from Perth.
By:
Joel
When: 04 May 16 06:08
*Lion Farm
By:
whoopi
When: 04 May 16 09:40
We were just discussing with ourselves how genuinely sh1t scared we are of Donald Trump becoming president.

We now understand why people are trying to fly to Mars to live.

Monica Monica
By:
VeryLTU
When: 04 May 16 14:04
Why ??   ........ he's as dangerous as an andrew peacock souffle. If you didn't realise within ten seconds of seeing him speak in public ........ he's just another big mouth out to make a nice big feather bed for himself, no substance to anything he says at all, just lies and red neck rabble rousing, conjuring up as many votes as he can......no intent to do one single thing he says except to be a .....................  ANOTHER POLITICIAN !!!
By:
HondoLomboHanoverLobell
When: 04 May 16 14:18
Ted Cruz was utterly dangerous - thank chr1st he pulled out today
By:
whoopi
When: 04 May 16 23:44
We were scanning the Foxtel menu and came across a show called "Chopped".

A show about Chopper Read's victims, that sounds interesting.

You can only imagine our disappointment when it turned out to be a kids cooking show.

Chopper Read was bringing back da dredge
By:
whoopi
When: 05 May 16 05:44
We can't pop the pinball machine today.

Monica Monica
By:
whoopi
When: 05 May 16 07:55
We are sure that the timing of the plethora of "be very scared of terrorists" ads. and the up coming election is just coincidental.

Monica Monica
By:
VeryLTU
When: 05 May 16 07:58
Laugh
By:
whoopi
When: 06 May 16 06:30
We like Toowoomba.

Kevin, is that you Kevin?
By:
whoopi
When: 06 May 16 10:23
We don't know anyone who watches Game Of Thrones.

We think that makes us officially old.

Monica Monica
By:
whoopi
When: 06 May 16 12:45
We believe this is the largest steaming pile of p00 test match ever.

Where's the passion gentlemen?

This test isn't bringing back da dredge
By:
whoopi
When: 07 May 16 02:25
Big Al needs to bring back da dredge.
By:
whoopi
When: 07 May 16 04:36
There should be an R.B.T bus in the Flemington straight today.

Kevin, is that you Kevin?
By:
whoopi
When: 07 May 16 06:17
We are feeling a bit hungry, like the wolf.

It's pastizzi time

Kevin, is that you Kevin?
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