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John Elias was also done for impersonating a cop
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Dayko, a rescue dog for the Ibarra fire service\\
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I just walked in on my dog dancing naked in front of a mirror with it's genitalia tucked between it's legs.
Monica Monica |
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The Zip Zip Man passes it to Chalmers who scores in Neville Glover corner.
The Zip Zip Man is bringing back da dredge. |
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I'm gonna get me a log and kill a hog. I'll take my dog. It can smell in a fog.
Kevin, is that you Kevin? |
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We enjoy yelling "lITTLEBITOFCHICKENFRIED" at random times during the day.
The neighbours love it. Monica Monica |
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Customers we have a great deal for you today in the hardware aisle on dredges.
Used 100 year old dredges are being discounted to only $1 million. Perfect for that autumn visit to the Yukon. Monica Monica |
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We have consulted with ourselves and we feel that the line in the gambling warning that says "Leave before you lose" may be a touch disingenuous.
Leave before you lose would mean 90% of punters wouldn't have their first bet. Yet they are advertising for you to have that bet. Leave before you lose isn't bringing back da dredge. |
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We think that these odour eaters are real odour eaters.
Kevin, is that you Kevin agrees. |
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Do the ladies still play that AFL "game" in Brisbane?
We haven't heard it mentioned for quite some time. Monica Monica |
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We feel the need to puke when Cronulla fans wave their fingers in the air to wish a goal kick to be successful.
Monica Monica |
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We would like to know why there is a tooth fairy but not a hair fairy.
Money for hair. Money for hair. Monica Monica |
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We prefer our pumpkin to be roasted with the skin on.
Monica Monica |
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[i]Joel 26 Apr 16 06:22 Joined: 14 Feb 04 | Topic/replies: 28,205 | Blogger: Joel's blog
Why doesn't the dredge bring back one piece swim suits? Do you mean like this one .. |
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We are all currently mentally marching.
THE WORKERS UNITED WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED. The workers are bringing back da dredge |
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We like monkeys.
Monkeys are bringing back da dredge |
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There was a time when we sponsored a spider monkey at Alma Park zoo.
Alma Park is now a housing estate. Monica Monica |
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We are wondering if there is any chance of Rick McIntosh calling a race in a professional manner.
We aren't really interested in the Warracknabeel carnival starting in 3 weeks, or that the colours of the leader are the same as those worn by Fred Bloggs' pony in 1965. Maybe just stick to calling the names and their position in the race. Maybe then the mistake rate will drop. Monica Monica |
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A general warning for all punters.
Ipswich is located in Bundamba just past the curiously named Ebbw Vale. Albion Park isn't a park. It's more an expanse of dirt and asphalt in an industrial area. Kevin, is that you Kevin. |
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We also like to randomly yell out Chang Mai. Chang Mai.
You V.C. You V.C. We believe it may seem a touch intolerant but it makes us happy and the neighbours love it. Monica Monica |
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[i]Joel 26 Apr 16 06:22 Joined: 14 Feb 04 | Topic/replies: 28,205 | Blogger: Joel's blog
Why doesn't the dredge bring back one piece swim suits? Do you mean like this one .. |
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Good job By Shembri solving the Quigley case.
Forza Malta. Schembri is bringing back da dredge |
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We are wondering if there has ever been a time in history when people discussing economic circumstances didn't begin a sentence with "In these hard times".
It really gives us the willies. Kevin, is that you Kevin |
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We we like to point out that Eagle Farm racetrack is actually located in Ascot.
We have it on good authority that it isn't called Ascot in order to not confuse simple West Australian folk. Eagle Farm at Ascot is bringing back da dredge. |
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Shouldn't it be Lion Park? The Eagles are also from Perth.
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*Lion Farm
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We were just discussing with ourselves how genuinely sh1t scared we are of Donald Trump becoming president.
We now understand why people are trying to fly to Mars to live. Monica Monica |
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Why ?? ........ he's as dangerous as an andrew peacock souffle. If you didn't realise within ten seconds of seeing him speak in public ........ he's just another big mouth out to make a nice big feather bed for himself, no substance to anything he says at all, just lies and red neck rabble rousing, conjuring up as many votes as he can......no intent to do one single thing he says except to be a ..................... ANOTHER POLITICIAN !!!
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Ted Cruz was utterly dangerous - thank chr1st he pulled out today
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We were scanning the Foxtel menu and came across a show called "Chopped".
A show about Chopper Read's victims, that sounds interesting. You can only imagine our disappointment when it turned out to be a kids cooking show. Chopper Read was bringing back da dredge |
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We can't pop the pinball machine today.
Monica Monica |
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We are sure that the timing of the plethora of "be very scared of terrorists" ads. and the up coming election is just coincidental.
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We like Toowoomba.
Kevin, is that you Kevin? |
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We don't know anyone who watches Game Of Thrones.
We think that makes us officially old. Monica Monica |
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We believe this is the largest steaming pile of p00 test match ever.
Where's the passion gentlemen? This test isn't bringing back da dredge |
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Big Al needs to bring back da dredge.
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There should be an R.B.T bus in the Flemington straight today.
Kevin, is that you Kevin? |
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We are feeling a bit hungry, like the wolf.
It's pastizzi time Kevin, is that you Kevin? |