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Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for coming today. First I would like to.......
I dunno. I forget. Monica Monica |
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People are people.
Good onya genius. People are bringing back da dredge |
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Whoopi's last name is Cushion
Who sat on Whoopi Cushion, was it you Kevin, or you Monica? |
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Hey Spy, the 80's called........
I dunno. I forget. Spy isn't bringing back da dredge |
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Beau Dandy is bringing back da dredge.
Goodness gracious me I love that horse. |
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I've heard people say that.....
I dunno. I forget. Monica Monica |
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Stew, stew, dinosaur stew with mammoth bone.
Kevin, is that you Kevin? |
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Whoopi - is sewing a sport?
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Thanks for your enquiry.
I don't know that we are qualified to adjudicate on that matter. May Allah bestow blessings on you and your family. Monica Monica |
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I'm an atheist
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Ladies and gentlemen we are closing for the evening.
Please make your final selections and make your way to the exits. We thank you for your patronage and wish you a safe journey home. Kevin, is that you Kevin? |
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Do you mean you don't believe the various fairytales invented for the dual purposes of keeping an ordered society and also feed humanity's need to have the perfect parental figure in the form of an imaginary god, with the added benefit of feeding our need to feel superior to the rest of the animal kingdom?
Monica Monica |
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It has come to our attention that someone has been pilfering threads.
We will apprehend and prosecute you to the fullest extent of our imaginary rules. Monica Monica |
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Whoopi, have you been to Cootamundra? Les Boyd came from Cootamundra.
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Are we talking about the good guy Les Boyd who I watched kick an Englishman playing for Souths in the head after punching him to the ground, or the filthy Les Boyd who defected to the evil empire called Manly?
Les Boyd is bringing back da dredge |
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Didn't Les also elbow Darryl Brohman, breaking his jaw & ending his career?
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Yes, that Les Boyd - as opposed to the Bob Cooper who ran 40m to smack Illawarra's Lee Pomphret in the face at Wollongong Showground. Wests - those were the days!
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A message to all the UFC referees who read our threads.(Herb Dean is a regular reader)
In 20 years time that fighter who can't remember his own name won't thank you for not stopping the fight. Monica Monica |
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People are people and persons.
People are bringing back da dredge |
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Happy talking, talking happy talking. Talk about things you like to do.
Monica Monica |
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Gee I love my staffie.
She's no Whoopi, but there never will be another Whoopi. Sure, she killed the cat, but I'm reasonably sure she didn't mean to. Staffies are bringing back da dredge. |
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The flatulence isn't good.
Kevin, is that you Kevin? |
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So, the best breed of dog is?
You're wrong. The best breed is rescue. They are forever grateful. Monica Monica |
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You may know the temperament of your own dog, but you don't know the temperament of every other dog you may encounter on a walk, so keep your dog on a leash.
For instance, if your placid, friendly, off leash foxy runs at my leashed, fear aggressive staffie, she will crush it like a Smiths crisp, neither of us want that. It's also the mother fcking law, so don't make us upset. We are bringing back da dredge |
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The Anglo Spanish war is bringing back da dredge.
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War can sometimes involve guns.
Kevin, is that you Kevin |
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You at the back.
I'll name you. Mr Wilson is bringing back da dredge. |
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Fluctuations Fluctuations.
Well fluck you Australians too. Monica Monica |
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The problem with public transport as we see it is that it's open to the public.
We thank you for your business. Monica Monica |
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Private transport screening out the less than socially acceptable is the way to go.
Trains where The dreadlocked, the smelly, the tattooed, the loud talkers, the phone talkers, the bag on seat people, are all excluded. Private transport is bringing back da dredge. |
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the last time i boarded the metro........ 3 people got up and moved to the other end of the carriage
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We are petitioning the Governor General that the same group of people should be barred from voting in the upcoming election.
Monica Monica |
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“I have sometimes thought of the final cause of dogs having such short lives and I am quite satisfied it is in compassion to the human race; for if we suffer so much in losing a dog after an acquaintance of ten or twelve years, what would it be if they were to live double that time?”
Sir Walter Scott is bringing back da dredge |
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Pastizzi.
That's all I need. Just pastizzi. Pastizzi is bringing back da dredge |
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In the end you're either driving a truck or you're driving a car, but you're not driving both at the same time.
We feel that it's an inescapable truth. Monica Monica |
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Let the pigeons loose.
Count Malachi is bringing back da dredge. |
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We just rang ourselves 3 times.
Monica Monica |
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Do South Australians wipe their bottoms with bean sprouts?
We are unsure Bean sprout aren't bringing back da dredge. |
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You can get it dredging sand in Holland.
You can get it dredging gold in the Yukon. A hard earned thirst deserves a Cisk Birra. Cisk, its tajjeb hafna. Monica Monica |