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rob_dylan
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What are your thoughts, hopes, predictions?  If you can get your best bowlers out perhaps you could damage us.  Your batting looks very poor, unless Hughes has had a total turn around in his technique in the last two years then surely he is a walking wicket, will be interesting to see how Warner does, not much to argue with to date.  Of course you have zero spinning options and on paper we are much better all round, but you never know.  Please god, for your own sakes, dont subject Mitchell Johnson to another Humiliation, put him out to stud.

Prediction. England. 3-1
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Report sofiakenny July 14, 2013 2:47 PM BST
second comefest..wot about Englands British supporters?..GOD SAVE YOU QUEEN!Happy
Report SecondComing July 14, 2013 2:48 PM BST
hope she rolls over and doesn't wake up to be honest

the dumb bitch
Report superam July 14, 2013 2:48 PM BST
Ah Rhino hiding on here lol
Report sofiakenny July 14, 2013 2:51 PM BST
SecondComing..you will be delighted to know that you are now my favourite little Aussie poodle.
Report sofiakenny July 14, 2013 3:20 PM BST
for all my Aussie chums.. i will let you know who will win the Scottish open
the moffie Brandon Grace wont be far away..get on possums!!
Report rob_dylan July 14, 2013 4:36 PM BST
Great first game.  I have a theory that most tests are at least good, but that was great.
Report sofiakenny July 14, 2013 9:11 PM BST
unlucky lads..pipped in a play-off.Sad
Report wombleoz July 14, 2013 11:11 PM BST
almost got there - Anderson was very good, Broad continued his cheating - bring on game 2 and hopefully a few ins to the batting line up
Report unders101 July 14, 2013 11:58 PM BST
Turning the teams sheet upside down would be a start I would say
Report sofiakenny July 15, 2013 12:04 AM BST
5-0 unless weather saves the marsupial dross.
Report rob_dylan July 15, 2013 1:59 AM BST
1-0 so far.  Well on course to level up at 31-31 overall
Report Joel July 15, 2013 2:03 AM BST
Don't think that can happen, only 5 tests...not 62
Report sofiakenny July 16, 2013 1:05 PM BST
so has Warnie stopped necking his mums pills?
Report SecondComing July 16, 2013 8:30 PM BST
THE BOYS ARE AWFULLY CHIRPY.

maybe a few SC roundhouse kicks will put them back into line
Report sofiakenny July 16, 2013 9:36 PM BST
GOD SAVE YOUR QUEEN pal.
Report bigted. July 17, 2013 8:24 AM BST
yes ,broad the fraud walked this time..with his spikes over the ball..
reverse swing after 15 overs aye...****s

Report wombleoz July 17, 2013 11:15 PM BST
shocking cheat that Broad chap imo

bring on game two and a win for the Aussies, we've got them on the ropes Cool
Report sofiakenny July 18, 2013 1:53 AM BST
womble..you been smoking wombat dung again?
Report kt22 July 18, 2013 12:42 PM BST
softcock soffy with more imaginative dribble.

Broads not a dick because he stood his ground.His a dick because he tried to time waste.Like these soft soccer players soffy is familiar with.Gutless parasites
Report unders101 July 18, 2013 1:05 PM BST
Timewasting now Laugh
Report rob_dylan July 18, 2013 1:50 PM BST
Good point kt.  Whilst it was funny to watch, the umps were bang right to play that extra over despite Broad's embarassingly obvious time wasting.  Of course no one walks anymore, if a team walks then they are just handing an advantage to a team that traditionally hasnt walked.. Ie. Australia.
Report BJT July 18, 2013 3:13 PM BST

Jul 18, 2013 -- 7:50AM, rob_dylan wrote:


Good point kt.

Report BJT July 18, 2013 3:14 PM BST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gVI8sOtdNk
Report BJT July 18, 2013 3:14 PM BST
Great call robin....
Report BJT July 18, 2013 3:17 PM BST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0badrrDa0Y
Report rob_dylan July 20, 2013 12:55 AM BST
Shame about those three late wickets, but England looking good for 2-0 here.  Would be good to see Prior and Root get a few runs, and whomever else, then post 250/7d by tomorrow evening and win by tea on sunday.  Then 5-0 is definitely on.
Report bigted. July 20, 2013 2:29 AM BST
leading by 260..the mugs put a nightwatchman in ExcitedLaughLaugh
Report sofiakenny July 20, 2013 2:51 AM BST
that right ted..just you have a good laugh...your team are away to lose their 7th test in a row against ENGLAND..how hilarious!!LaughLaughLaugh..Ozzie mugs
Report Joel July 20, 2013 2:52 AM BST
Winning gets boring after a while Kenny
Report sofiakenny July 20, 2013 7:23 AM BST
agreed Joel..wont stop you losing the series 5-0 though.Laugh
Report Joel July 20, 2013 7:27 AM BST
The English weather might though Cool
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE July 20, 2013 8:13 AM BST
I never played cricket once I saw a real cricket ball. FKKK that! Mental.
Report Joel July 20, 2013 8:23 AM BST
Me neither, they really should use a tennis ball....
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE July 20, 2013 8:25 AM BST
Agree
Report BJT July 20, 2013 9:31 AM BST
But then when you use a tennis ball, you need the tape.  Then it swings 3 feet and you can never hit the fcuking thing.
So when you bat you feel like Richard Hadlee when you bowl, but when you are batting you are more like Chris Martin...
Report Joel July 20, 2013 9:38 AM BST
Well that depends how well it is taped. There really should be a specialist taper in the side. It seems Australia has about 5 in their top order at the moment.
Report bigted. July 20, 2013 10:27 AM BST
Ablett on a flight to London now to bat at 3 in the second innings Scared
Report Lets Elope July 20, 2013 10:38 AM BST
couldn't do any worse than these guys tedLaugh
Report Lets Elope July 20, 2013 11:16 AM BST
just got 1.63 in the run about the lions at quarter time, they're not playing as well as they can currently  and the dees are putting up a real fight but am backing them in to wear the dees down.
Report Lets Elope July 20, 2013 11:16 AM BST
sprry wrong thread.
Report sofiakenny July 20, 2013 10:26 PM BST
the sterio-types about you convos being thick is untrue..lets elope..thats 50 bucks you owe me mate.
Report Joel July 20, 2013 11:03 PM BST
Warner should have hit Root harder Crazy
Report sofiakenny July 20, 2013 11:30 PM BST
Joel.i'm surprised at you.dear dear..blindside someone half your size then hit them.
poor stuff Joel
Report Joel July 20, 2013 11:33 PM BST
It was kidding Kenny, well done to the youngster Happy
Report rob_dylan July 21, 2013 12:06 AM BST
Joel was obviously joking kenny.
Report spyker July 21, 2013 12:42 AM BST
Warner hit him as hard as he could - all bluff and bluster........
Report Joel July 21, 2013 12:58 AM BST
Havent you seen is Moustache? Tough as nails imo.
Report wombleoz July 21, 2013 5:36 AM BST
we're not much good are we Sad
Report BJT July 21, 2013 7:11 AM BST

Jul 20, 2013 -- 5:30PM, sofiakenny wrote:


Joel.i'm surprised at you.dear dear..blindside someone half your size then hit them.poor stuff Joel


Half his size.  Warner could be a jockey.  Root is 6 foot ffs.  Warner is 5'7.  Some real geniuses.

But true to form, the numbers don't matter, it is what they see with their eyes....  LaughLaugh

Report unders101 July 21, 2013 12:30 PM BST
A cheap shot at anyone is a coonts trick. A cheap shot at someone that is called the 'Milky Boy kid' is downright shameful. Unsure what someones height has got to do with it.
Report unders101 July 21, 2013 12:54 PM BST
'milky bar kid' Cry
Report SecondComing July 21, 2013 1:32 PM BST
I don't mind a milky bar actually, got any for sale?
Report unders101 July 21, 2013 1:43 PM BST
You seem calm today SC, you been on the valium
Report SecondComing July 21, 2013 1:52 PM BST
I am watching the golf and it is a sport which keeps me calm
Report unders101 July 21, 2013 1:56 PM BST
I trust you are cheering Westy on to his first major
Report Lets Elope July 21, 2013 1:58 PM BST
We're going about as good as predicted back in January, I always maintained that we were no bloody good but you lot are certainly no world beaters as awe lways knew that we were shiit and that our batting was going to be a joke.

Then again you didn't have to be a rocket scientist to predict these results.

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Going to be embarrassing unfortunately due to our selectors not picking the right players, the talent is still there but they have to be given an opportunity, cowan, warner, hughes, god help us.
Report SecondComing July 21, 2013 2:02 PM BST
well done Lets Elope, your predictions were spot on and you deserve all the accolades you get
Report unders101 July 21, 2013 2:02 PM BST
Are you aftertiming again mate Mischief
Report Lets Elope July 21, 2013 2:09 PM BST
Don't need any accolades SC you could see it coming from a mile away, I'm just highlighting the point that these idiots are gloating over absolutely nothing!!! Undeniably this would have to be close to the worst team we've ever sent overseas at least from a batting perspective.

How on earth given his form last summer that Adam Voges is not even in this squad is a mystery in itself and he knocks up getting runs in English conditions, then again why would you want anyone in  your side with a proper technique and an ability to handle English conditions.
Report Lets Elope July 21, 2013 2:16 PM BST
That's directed at unders Sc, seriously though you must be on some medication or something, you're almost sounding rational.
Report unders101 July 21, 2013 2:17 PM BST
So, going on that logic, all your success in the 90's meant nothing as were rubbish, so they don't count. Give your head a shake mate, take it on the chin like a man. You had years of giving it the big one, and if reading a few wind ups from some poms on an internet forum upsets you that much, then you are one delicate boy
Report Lets Elope July 21, 2013 2:29 PM BST
All we've been hearing from you front running interlopers for months  and month and months was how good your team was and there were even some morons who declared it the greatest of all timeLaughLaughLaugh

I knew that we were going to cop a pasting but it doesn't mean that you're any good and for your information our great team beat everyone everywhere except in India and think we even won a series there during the 2004-2005 season. Not only that they dominated for a decade, you lot have been winning for five minutes and you quickly came back down to earth in your last two tests series.

We were only a few runs away from winning the first test despite our pathetic basting  and trust me if by some miracle we're still only three down at stumps it'll be close to panic stations in the English camp.
Report Lets Elope July 21, 2013 2:30 PM BST
that should read as despite our pathetic batting.
Report unders101 July 21, 2013 2:43 PM BST
After this series, we will have one 4 out of the last 5 ashes series, a little bit more than 5 minutes, eh. You are proving what happens to front running interlopers when the tables are eventually turned. Nothing is going to change anytime soon, so instead of seething yourself into a mess, learn to kop it on the chin and laugh it off. All this irrational hatred isn't good for the soul.
Report bigted. July 21, 2013 2:45 PM BST
big issues and first world problems being discussed here Scared
Report unders101 July 21, 2013 2:47 PM BST
It's ok Ted, SecondComing has sent Lets Seethe some of his valium. Crisis averted for now
Report Lets Elope July 21, 2013 3:22 PM BST
Hardly seething just disappointed in a lack of application from many of the batsman, you can't be upset when you expected to lose and lose badly, you can however be disappointed about the manner in which your team goes about it. There also  significant difference between being disappointed and seething, I hate it when either team carries on in a manner not befitting the spirit of the game.

I also have no time for front running priicks like your good self, you bravehearts only venture over here when the going's good, but then again when you have as big as an inferiority complex as you lot have along with requisite chip on the shoulder, it's only to be expected.
Report unders101 July 21, 2013 3:29 PM BST
Front running prick, come on mate, your coming across as a gobby keyboard warrior. What's all this braveheart bollicks. It's an internet forum. Do you think you're waging a war from your bedroom ffs. Let's Elope fighting off the marauding poms. Your so we balanced you have chips on both shoulders
Report unders101 July 21, 2013 3:34 PM BST
'well balanced' ffs
Report Aussie Driver July 21, 2013 3:35 PM BST
damn typos
Report unders101 July 21, 2013 3:38 PM BST
Fingers like sausages AD
Report Lets Elope July 21, 2013 3:40 PM BST
Yes because it by its very nature is an Australian forum, yet you lot every time you have some sort of minor success come over to here to flog yourself off about it, so yes you are pathetic. Win lose or draw if we've posted somewhere else we actually return and acknowledge it after the fact, we put up with this same sort of idiotic craap when Black Caviar won.

Fark off and  slither back under the primordial ooze you emerged from, so yes you lot who suddenly appear pn here are pathetic and are indeed bravehearts.
Report unders101 July 21, 2013 3:43 PM BST
You have issues fella, get yourself to bed, it will all seem better in the morning
Report Lets Elope July 21, 2013 3:50 PM BST
I don't have any issues whatsoever, I'm not the pathetic priick whose self esteem is so pathetically low that you have come onto another country's forum to crow about something that if you knew anything whatsoever about sport was inevitable and yet you lot mysteriously go missing whenever things don't go your way.
Report unders101 July 21, 2013 3:57 PM BST
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Report Lets Elope July 21, 2013 4:03 PM BST
Nothing like an intelligent response, what a surprise that you can't handle the harsh truth.
Report unders101 July 21, 2013 4:12 PM BST
What do you want me to say? You have got yourself all worked up and you are repeating yourself all the time. I sort of get the picture. You knew you were going to be rubbish in the cricket, so the result doesn't matter. Hey, it's a great attitude to have mate. Seen no evil, here no evil, didn't think it worked after the age of 6 though.Good luck and no hard feelings
Report wombleoz July 21, 2013 11:46 PM BST
well done England - way too good

bring on more changes, we'll turn it around Cool
Report rob_dylan July 29, 2013 8:02 PM BST
Finn and onions out, tremlett, monty and taylor called up.  Would be surprised if Tremlett played despite him eating the aussies for breakfast last ashes.  England look a good price at 1.93 imo.
Report Joel July 30, 2013 12:26 AM BST
England will be pickled without Onions. Loading up on the Aussies.
Report rob_dylan July 31, 2013 8:28 PM BST
13.5 hours to go.  Cant wait.  Are you aussies confident?
Report wombleoz July 31, 2013 10:32 PM BST
Aussies to win the series 3-2 - GO YOU GOOD THINGS Cool
Report unders101 July 31, 2013 10:43 PM BST
Crack on a Thursday Crazy
Report rob_dylan July 31, 2013 11:07 PM BST
Less than half a day.  Proper excited, and i have friday and of course the weekend off.
Report Joel July 31, 2013 11:30 PM BST
You should be able to play golf on Sunday
Report spyker July 31, 2013 11:54 PM BST
Lot of rain about - Friday could be a washout.
Report Aussie Driver August 1, 2013 12:04 AM BST
So now the Poms are fixing the weather so they can get out with a draw. Will it ever end Plain
Report wombleoz August 1, 2013 11:04 PM BST
doesn't rain all summer, we get off to a good start and it comes into play - even Dog is against us Sad

go boys, we can do it Cool
Report wombleoz August 4, 2013 1:59 PM BST
bloody good chance of a win here if it doesn't rain
Report Lets Elope August 4, 2013 4:32 PM BST
How farking ridiculous is this they come off for light when you have the lights at the ground on.

This is just farking stupidity beyond belief, the rules are a joke!!!

They allowed the poms to deliberately waste as much time as possible without even a word and then against the captains wishes they force them to come off because of light!!!

Someone for fark sake rewrite the bloody rules and bring them out of the dark ages.
Report unders101 August 4, 2013 4:46 PM BST
I bet you predicted this didn't you mate
Report Lets Elope August 4, 2013 5:02 PM BST
Fark off mate Poms resorting to there usual desperate plea of please weather or light save us when things are going bad.

What a totally brain dead loser you are mate, all we want is a result one way or another but you lot think there's glory in winning by bending the rules to deliberately slow down play when you're in a poor position and then cheering for bad light or bad weather.

Win or lose I don't get care but I would rather see a great contest than idiot umpires ordering players off when you have bloody great floodlights on, clearly illuminating the ground.

And yes I did predict this because you lot are so gutless and predictable you wouldn't have had to be a rocket scientist to be doing so, its ingrained in your dna.

You lot were praying for bad weather ever since we posted a decent score for a change and got a couple of wickets before the 2nd days play finished.

You lot have been very conspicuous by your absence from the Australian forum since then until now. I wonder why. May I suggest that you slither back into the primordial scum you emerged from.
Report unders101 August 4, 2013 5:10 PM BST
Oh my lord another meltdown Laugh
Report unders101 August 4, 2013 6:04 PM BST
Look at that rain, bloody torrential. Thats Manchester for you
Report Aussie Driver August 4, 2013 10:56 PM BST
Series score 2-1 Australia when you remove cheating/rain Cool
Report unders101 August 4, 2013 11:07 PM BST
Thats the problem when you give us northeners a test match, it rains all the time Wink
Report Aussie Driver August 4, 2013 11:11 PM BST
You should play your test matches at home, seems odd you don't??

Doesn't rain as much in South Africa
Report unders101 August 4, 2013 11:14 PM BST
Its not our fault people are desperate to be english
Report rob_dylan August 5, 2013 7:43 PM BST
England Retains the ashes in 14 days.  Well done boys.
Report soapyjoe August 11, 2013 12:34 PM BST
Dylan, it all over now baby blue.
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