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I'm really enjoying this Global Warming lark. Coolest summer I can ever recall. I'm not a fan of hot weather - reminds me of Queensland and Queenslanders. The former being climatically repellant and the latter just plain abhorrent.
At least I've been able to wear my burqa without discomfort. Nothing worse than going incognito at the shops in a full length black burqa on a 40 degree day. Smell worse than a Queenslander. Apart from being totally anonymous from the boring citizens of my local shops the burqa has other benefits. The shoplifting is phenomenal. I once nicked the entire meat section out of Coles.Fridges and all!! The little doggy feasted like a king. Me? I don't eat Coles meat. Anyway,it's not halal,whatever that is.
At least I've been able to wear my burqa without discomfort. Nothing worse than going incognito at the shops in a full length black burqa on a 40 degree day. Smell worse than a Queenslander. Apart from being totally anonymous from the boring citizens of my local shops the burqa has other benefits. The shoplifting is phenomenal. I once nicked the entire meat section out of Coles.Fridges and all!! The little doggy feasted like a king. Me? I don't eat Coles meat. Anyway,it's not halal,whatever that is.
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I think you will find that this years cooler and wetter summer was due to al-Queda, or La Nina or something.
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i can buy halal in australia?
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whatever happened to "a day at Double Agent's"?
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I dunno.
What happened to Double Agents Observations from last week? Maybe a BF moderator walks his dogs in the dark wearing black clothes and took offence? |
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What is the best beach in Sydney?
What about the best train station? Do they have trains in Queensland? Surely not. Imagine a bunch of drunk sweaty abusive lecherous Queenslanders vomiting and fighting and exposing themselves on a train home from work.And that's just the women. |
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I am also intrest in this qustion doublkeagent ask as i am caming to australia to
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no trains up here d.d...anna sold em...converted to a fleet of donkeys
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that'd be d.a not d.d....d.d's his half brother
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in my country kazakhstan we have menny donkeys
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At least you can f-ck a donkey when it stops between stations. Try f-cking a train.
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yes yes thgis is true you are very funny doubleagents
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Thank you Borat. When you come to Australia you must check out Bilgola beach. Beautiful. Try not to steal anything while you're there. Or have sex with any underage girls. Not allowed to do that here. And use the toilets,don't just dig a hole in the sand.
Best train station? Try Regents Park.Or Yagoona. |
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you speak very good english for a goat rooter BetonHOrseWin
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don't mention regents park d.a...bad memories
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Borat is Elvis in kazakhstan very good man
Live_in_Hope yes a learns from kazakhstan school wherer they teahing me eglish |
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put all your coins on Fast Clip tomorrow BetonHOrseWin and with the winnings buy yourself a bath and some more goats
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Why you so mean to me live in hope i dont do anything to you?
I just ask for best way to win on sports and horsse |
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and i just gave you a $6 winner
so stop whinging |
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ok i will watch this fast clip tomorow and see how you bet
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you dont know how good that makes me feel
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Live in Hope what was the last tie you pik a winner and did it pay big price?
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Borat just follow Lets Elope's tips. Even money losers before the race, 100-1 winners after the race.How can you go wrong?
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You know what I HATE???
Sutherland Engadine Heathcote Caringbah Jannali Miranda Taren Point Kurnell Sylvania Menai Loftus Everyone who lives there or ever lived there is a BIG FAT C-NT. |
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so all the southern suburbs plus queensland then d.a
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why he tips after race doubleagents?
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Borat - he seems to get more winners that way.
Whoopi - But Wait!! There's more... |
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ok
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he is a freak tipster
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I also HATE!!
Kogarah Carlton Allawah Hurstville Rockdale Brighton Kyeema Blakehurst Beverly Hills Kingsgrove Arncliffe Wolli Creek Banksia etc Anyone who lives there or grew up there is a DEAD SET C-NT!! Oh,and ALL South Australia as well. C-NTS!! |
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yeah...as i said all the southern suburbs plus queensland plus now you've added S.A. I thought S.A was a given.
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When I was a lad there were at least three blokes working on every train station in Sydney. Now they have a ticket machine.
Two blokes used to run behind the garbo truck. Now it self loads. |
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If it makes you feel any better whoopi I'd need at least a hundred K ca$h to step foot in the Northern Territory.
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maybe would be a shorter list of places you don't fckn hate!
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LOL!!
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I like South Australia and the Northern Territory
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The older I get the more I HATE short people. Randy Newman was right. Short people got NO reason to live. I think on your 21st birthday you should be measured by a fully qualified representative of the Dept of Health to ensure you are at least 5'7". People,and I mean men,less than this should be sent to work camps until they are worthless and then shot.
I HATE STUMPY's. I always yell out at them and RIDICULE them. Ridicule is GOOD!! Sometimes I micturate on them,if possible.They DISGUST me. Of course women are exempt from this law. |
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I have a radar device that tells me everyone's height. People less than 6 foot I generally avoid. Sub-humans. I only asociate with people at the very apex of evolution,not those whose very existence seek to drive us into a primal swamp.
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i hear this song when i look at this fred
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFo6kmMZr3s |
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What about school children are we allowed to be short?
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