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Was in the pub the other day when in walks "Batshit" Bob Brown.
Sticking out of the front of his pants was a steering wheel.
"Jeez, that must be uncomfortable, Batshit" said the barman.
"Yeaahh" replied Batshit, as he scratched himself...
"Its driving me nuts..."
"Tell me barman, are there any bats around here?" Batshit continued.
"No mate, theyre all up in Qld killing the horses" said the barman..
"Fcuk the horses mate" said Batshit as he swigged on his beer...
"Gotta protect the bats...Im giving them the right to vote next year...
Im going to con Julia into giving the Gays the right to get married to...
Ill get some fckun votes then, wont I mate..."
Sticking out of the front of his pants was a steering wheel.
"Jeez, that must be uncomfortable, Batshit" said the barman.
"Yeaahh" replied Batshit, as he scratched himself...
"Its driving me nuts..."
"Tell me barman, are there any bats around here?" Batshit continued.
"No mate, theyre all up in Qld killing the horses" said the barman..
"Fcuk the horses mate" said Batshit as he swigged on his beer...
"Gotta protect the bats...Im giving them the right to vote next year...
Im going to con Julia into giving the Gays the right to get married to...
Ill get some fckun votes then, wont I mate..."
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Gday player...hope you back some winners mate...
Dont forget to enter my competition..."Horses which
remind you of the Labour Gov...etc"
First prize (horses win dividends added up)
is a date with Juliar....bring your own condom....
Dont forget to enter my competition..."Horses which
remind you of the Labour Gov...etc"
First prize (horses win dividends added up)
is a date with Juliar....bring your own condom....
I like Maths Jesse James. Like music it never lets you down.
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