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Fvcked if I know but it's more interesting than anything VB has ever said.
i have seen VB's results posted on this thread ... posted either immediately following the race ... or the very next day .... and yes ... in those results he has been very successful ... what more can one say ... borders on genius
of course NOW would be quite timely ... to put up one or two ... before the race lol
I see I'm wasting my time here.If you guys need to be bored to death then this is the thread to do it.
DA lol ... you have found yourself in a doorway ... a mystical revolving doorway ... enjoy the ride 
yeah, I'm done with this, it's a waste of time......fools and their money deserve to be parted!
lol VK ... like STS said ... its the kramer painting thread ... it's impossible to look away no matter how hideous
Value bet I would value your thoughts on following bets I'm considering.
2010 - Caul / Melb Cup Double - Descarado / American
2010 - Vic Derby - WIN - Lion Tamer NZ
I'm also thinking about having something small on a roughie maybe $500 e/way in
2007 - Emirates Stakes - Tears I Cry
2010 - Caul / Melb Cup Double - Descarado / American
2010 - Vic Derby - WIN - Lion Tamer NZ
I'm also thinking about having something small on a roughie maybe $500 e/way in
2007 - Emirates Stakes - Tears I Cry
Bigearn Tears I Cry is a win only bet, I have some strong mail
Thanks Crow
I have a mate from the Bool who tells me it is working very well and has been set for the race.
It is going to run Cox Plate Day and then have a tune up on Cup Day but will be full boar in the Emirates.
My only hesitation on going win only is I have heard couple of owners are pushing for female jockey from Adelaide to take the ride.
That is a bit of a worry in a pressure Group 1 race over the carnival??
Good luck anyway mate only time will tell hope VB gives us a strong push for it and I think we should load up!
I have a mate from the Bool who tells me it is working very well and has been set for the race.
It is going to run Cox Plate Day and then have a tune up on Cup Day but will be full boar in the Emirates.
My only hesitation on going win only is I have heard couple of owners are pushing for female jockey from Adelaide to take the ride.
That is a bit of a worry in a pressure Group 1 race over the carnival??
Good luck anyway mate only time will tell hope VB gives us a strong push for it and I think we should load up!
this bloke obviously has a mental disease, nothing else can explain his dribble not only on this thread but on his website
total shambles all round
atleast make a donation if you dont join the greatest punters club in the world so that he can buy some medicine....or maybe he has already patented that medicine
total shambles all round
atleast make a donation if you dont join the greatest punters club in the world so that he can buy some medicine....or maybe he has already patented that medicine
Just any update:
We are now testing a forum which suits us and by next Wednesday we hope to be live on - line with free mounting yard fitness tips on only a few races a day.
There will also be a Traders News forum. Watch this for great information and tips on trading not to lose on Betfair.
Members of our Traders Punters Club will be invited to our major race day party marques we hope to be holding around Australia during the year, especially the Melbourne Cup Spring Carnival...what a great day out this will be! (numbers will be limited)
Well that's all for now.
Good luck
value bet.
We are now testing a forum which suits us and by next Wednesday we hope to be live on - line with free mounting yard fitness tips on only a few races a day.
There will also be a Traders News forum. Watch this for great information and tips on trading not to lose on Betfair.
Members of our Traders Punters Club will be invited to our major race day party marques we hope to be holding around Australia during the year, especially the Melbourne Cup Spring Carnival...what a great day out this will be! (numbers will be limited)
Well that's all for now.
Good luck
value bet.
thats xciting news, IMO........
i have been extremely dickslectic all my life.
.....
and hence have led a sheltered and reclusive life.
very withdrawn from pubic life.
i have tried to cope with my disabilities IMO.
so VB..the idea of markees and things may draw me
from shell.?
will there be free piss and cubans ?
i have been extremely dickslectic all my life.
.....
and hence have led a sheltered and reclusive life.
very withdrawn from pubic life.
i have tried to cope with my disabilities IMO.
so VB..the idea of markees and things may draw me
from shell.?
will there be free piss and cubans ?
[;)][;)][smiley:crazy][smiley:crazy][smiley:crazy] serving spam flavoured canapes
Absolutely, hey mate one thing we do know, is how to have a big party and it will be all free.
I'll see what Castro is doing in November!
cheers
I'll see what Castro is doing in November!
cheers
I've just off the phone to me mate Fidel, and though he can't make it he is
send over some cartons of his best cuban cigars and Cosmo will be handing them out!
send over some cartons of his best cuban cigars and Cosmo will be handing them out!
hey vb , why is it ok for you to violate forum rules unchecked?
All users of the Betfair Forum agree not to post any item or any links to content that TSEG deems:
4.to contain any form of advertising, promotional materials or any form of commercial activity;
All users of the Betfair Forum agree not to post any item or any links to content that TSEG deems:
4.to contain any form of advertising, promotional materials or any form of commercial activity;
hey vb , why is it ok for you to violate forum rules unchecked?
All users of the Betfair Forum agree not to post any item or any links to content that TSEG deems:
4.to contain any form of advertising, promotional materials or any form of commercial activity;
Betfair have a banner ad on the site FFS, they endorse it so they mustn't DEEM it!
also there's all these "quotes" from JIM's BEFAIR FORUM but Jim posts here.....
We are now testing a forum which suits us and by next Wednesday we hope to be live on - line with free mounting yard fitness tips on only a few races a day.
There will also be a Traders News forum.
Jim is amazing, he gives all the winners and losers AFTER the races
and quotes from his forum BEFORE stuffs posted.....punting GURU and PSYCHIC!
All users of the Betfair Forum agree not to post any item or any links to content that TSEG deems:
4.to contain any form of advertising, promotional materials or any form of commercial activity;
Betfair have a banner ad on the site FFS, they endorse it so they mustn't DEEM it!
also there's all these "quotes" from JIM's BEFAIR FORUM but Jim posts here.....
We are now testing a forum which suits us and by next Wednesday we hope to be live on - line with free mounting yard fitness tips on only a few races a day.
There will also be a Traders News forum.
Jim is amazing, he gives all the winners and losers AFTER the races
and quotes from his forum BEFORE stuffs posted.....punting GURU and PSYCHIC!
i told u VK he is pure genius,
at least u are starting to understand this...
ime very proud of u mate..........IMO.
i knew u couldnt be as fkg stupid as b4, buddy.........IMO.
at least u are starting to understand this...
ime very proud of u mate..........IMO.
i knew u couldnt be as fkg stupid as b4, buddy.........IMO.
to quote Jim......
"In 1987 I got interested in horse fitness."
"1987 For the first time I looked at horses in the mounting yard at Sandown races and backed the winner purely on its fitness."
"Because the results of my 50 years involvement with racing"
"So my formula is scientifically proven and correct, and it only took me 50 years!"
"I have rated millions of thoroughbred horses, harness and greyhounds over 50 years."
Jim 1987 was not 50 years ago!!!
"In 1987 I got interested in horse fitness."
"1987 For the first time I looked at horses in the mounting yard at Sandown races and backed the winner purely on its fitness."
"Because the results of my 50 years involvement with racing"
"So my formula is scientifically proven and correct, and it only took me 50 years!"
"I have rated millions of thoroughbred horses, harness and greyhounds over 50 years."
Jim 1987 was not 50 years ago!!!
Take 2 on this one, sorry, but worth repeating.
VB, If you ever find out this is not your calling,
You can always get a job as a Palm Reader in a Mortuary. imo
VB, If you ever find out this is not your calling,
You can always get a job as a Palm Reader in a Mortuary. imo
I try and watch the TV series Jockey on the tele when I get a chance.
It's a good insight into racing, however the other night once again jockeys where humiliated on the world stage by trainers looking for an excuse.
His horse led into the turn and folded up, the trainer publically blasted the jockey to the world wide media and owners and said he should go back to the gym and build up his body strength so he can learn how to ride a horse, to last out the distance of a race and many more "great" words of advise.
The jockey could say nothing.
The simple fact was the horse was never fit enough to win and it was the trainer that should "go back to school"
I hear and read about this hundreds of times a year, trainers passing the buck.
It's a tough life being a jock.
It's a good insight into racing, however the other night once again jockeys where humiliated on the world stage by trainers looking for an excuse.
His horse led into the turn and folded up, the trainer publically blasted the jockey to the world wide media and owners and said he should go back to the gym and build up his body strength so he can learn how to ride a horse, to last out the distance of a race and many more "great" words of advise.
The jockey could say nothing.
The simple fact was the horse was never fit enough to win and it was the trainer that should "go back to school"
I hear and read about this hundreds of times a year, trainers passing the buck.
It's a tough life being a jock.
Black Caviar has hit 99% fitness, so still has one length to go; not that it matters.
Pretty smart horse and chasing Vain as the best sprinter I have seen.
Last night she demoralized a field of near as fit horses against her.
Huge run Hinchback, get on next start.
Pretty smart horse and chasing Vain as the best sprinter I have seen.
Last night she demoralized a field of near as fit horses against her.
Huge run Hinchback, get on next start.
I've got a feeling that Satin Shoes is going to peak in fitness next start and run a bottler in the slipper on a good track.
Would be very unusual for a horse to reach peak fitness for it's grand final
VB........could we possibly have an update
on your betting and fitness progress for today,
please mate ??
IMO.
on your betting and fitness progress for today,
please mate ??
IMO.
My Card: Monday 23-03-11 (As per free tips Wednesday)
Note: Betfair pays 1-2-3 on 8 or over declared starters down to 4 runners.
We recommend Place bet / Trade or both.
Ararat:
Sylvan Safari $1.53 Trade Betfair on place markets 2nd Place Profit 53%
Owners Priority $1.13 Trade Betfair on place markets (6 runners Betfair paid 1-2-3, sensational bet) 1st $1.68 (W) Place Profit 13%
Escape The Habit $1.79 Trade Betfair on place markets 5th
Taree:
Zippy Zariz $1.55 Trade Betfair on place markets 3rd Place Profit 55%
Recommend Trade Horses Only.
Ararat:
Jesta Tiger Betfair Price $5.00 Place 3rd Minimum 100% profit and could not lose if ran last.
Taree:
Stage Left Betfair Price $1.65 Place 1st Minimum 20% profit and could not lose if ran last.
Summary.
Profit on place betting: 21%
Estimated profit on Trading and could not lose: 200% +
You can back a horse a place (or each way) and trade on our free fitness selection and just trade on and win if it runs last.
More later.
Cheers
Jim
Note: Betfair pays 1-2-3 on 8 or over declared starters down to 4 runners.
We recommend Place bet / Trade or both.
Ararat:
Sylvan Safari $1.53 Trade Betfair on place markets 2nd Place Profit 53%
Owners Priority $1.13 Trade Betfair on place markets (6 runners Betfair paid 1-2-3, sensational bet) 1st $1.68 (W) Place Profit 13%
Escape The Habit $1.79 Trade Betfair on place markets 5th
Taree:
Zippy Zariz $1.55 Trade Betfair on place markets 3rd Place Profit 55%
Recommend Trade Horses Only.
Ararat:
Jesta Tiger Betfair Price $5.00 Place 3rd Minimum 100% profit and could not lose if ran last.
Taree:
Stage Left Betfair Price $1.65 Place 1st Minimum 20% profit and could not lose if ran last.
Summary.
Profit on place betting: 21%
Estimated profit on Trading and could not lose: 200% +
You can back a horse a place (or each way) and trade on our free fitness selection and just trade on and win if it runs last.
More later.
Cheers
Jim
Escape The Habit $1.79 Trade Betfair on place markets 5th
wtf happened here Jim??
wtf happened here Jim??
Good morning.
Yes, the jock should of taken the horse off the fence about 400 out and bought him down the outside and would of run a place.
I am happy with the Recommended Trades and this is horses that tick about 8 out of 10 boxes, but well worth a trade as fittest in the yard.
Jesta Tiger was 97% fit and at $5.00 a place was overs and led to right on the line and got beat (3rd) about a neck....so great call.
Stage Left drew barrier 14 and though the fittest from the yard was a slight risk and a trade was recommended.
In a previous race the 12 was 98% fit, terrible form but won at 100/1, I will now call these horses.
We would of traded 30 - 60 points on the win, and 5 - 20 on the place...a small fortune to be won.
Thanks
Jim
Yes, the jock should of taken the horse off the fence about 400 out and bought him down the outside and would of run a place.
I am happy with the Recommended Trades and this is horses that tick about 8 out of 10 boxes, but well worth a trade as fittest in the yard.
Jesta Tiger was 97% fit and at $5.00 a place was overs and led to right on the line and got beat (3rd) about a neck....so great call.
Stage Left drew barrier 14 and though the fittest from the yard was a slight risk and a trade was recommended.
In a previous race the 12 was 98% fit, terrible form but won at 100/1, I will now call these horses.
We would of traded 30 - 60 points on the win, and 5 - 20 on the place...a small fortune to be won.
Thanks
Jim
Escape The Habit $1.79 Trade Betfair on place markets 5th
wtf happened here Jim??
LIH - he forgot some accounting - but i will add
-100%
would of
should of
try some correct grammar
would have
should have
fair dinkum
wtf happened here Jim??
LIH - he forgot some accounting - but i will add
-100%
would of
should of
try some correct grammar
would have
should have
fair dinkum
hey vb , why is it ok for you to violate forum rules unchecked?
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4.to contain any form of advertising, promotional materials or any form of commercial activity;
sorry jim didnt see an answer?
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sorry jim didnt see an answer?
i only thought the axe had the papuan forum covered?
Site up for free fitness tips tomorrow, still a couple of little problems in alignment, but free mounting tips on tomorrow 1st race Melbourne or Sydney.
Trade on Betfair, is the real go to make good monies and most times you cannot lose.
Good luck
Jim
28point8.com
Trade on Betfair, is the real go to make good monies and most times you cannot lose.
Good luck
Jim
28point8.com
sounds great VB.....will wait with a roaring fat.......IMO.
Cool, you have to register under any name and contact greg if you have a problem.
go fit horses!
jim
go fit horses!
jim
Its a horrible thought
Judge what do you think of Tollemache,
Judge what do you think of Tollemache,
first day on line live today with free fitness tips to betfair trade on.
Your welcome to discuss our tips as your feedback has been great and most helpful in me getting this right.
Good luck
Jim
Your welcome to discuss our tips as your feedback has been great and most helpful in me getting this right.
Good luck
Jim
hurry up..VB........waiting for my first bet !!
IMO.
IMO.
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VB will never be unavailable........IMO.
ime sure he will post them HERE FOR US.!!!!!!
wont u VB !?
ime sure he will post them HERE FOR US.!!!!!!
wont u VB !?
just when you think you have seen it all and then some along comes VB with TRADE TIPS
nearly every horse in every race is TRADE-ABLE.....actually I can't remember any horse in any race whose odds were constant
nearly every horse in every race is TRADE-ABLE.....actually I can't remember any horse in any race whose odds were constant
VB........its nearly FKG midnight,
and not one bit of info..........!!!!!!!!!!!???????
ure losing me mate......!
u on PERSIANS ???????????????????????
and not one bit of info..........!!!!!!!!!!!???????
ure losing me mate......!
u on PERSIANS ???????????????????????
The only thing worse than VB's contributions to this vile thread are SOTM's replies!
VB has inspired me.....these are my FREE TRADE TIPS for tomorrow.......
Race 1
C0 only. NDC. NMC. Combined with GCC31031108. RBD. Prizemoney: $3,150
1609 METRES MOBILE START
1 OUR MAGNUM NZ --- watch betting - should be able to trade
2 FLAMIN BLUE JEAN NZ --- watch betting - should be able to trade
3 ROCKNROLL JOE --- watch betting - should be able to trade
4 ARBIT VENUS --- watch betting - should be able to trade
5 HERESLOOKINATUKID --- watch betting - should be able to trade
6 IZZYAYAHOO --- watch betting - should be able to trade
7 FOGGYHOLLOW LASS --- watch betting - should be able to trade
8 AY EM SHAKER --- watch betting - should be able to trade
Race 1
C0 only. NDC. NMC. Combined with GCC31031108. RBD. Prizemoney: $3,150
1609 METRES MOBILE START
1 OUR MAGNUM NZ --- watch betting - should be able to trade
2 FLAMIN BLUE JEAN NZ --- watch betting - should be able to trade
3 ROCKNROLL JOE --- watch betting - should be able to trade
4 ARBIT VENUS --- watch betting - should be able to trade
5 HERESLOOKINATUKID --- watch betting - should be able to trade
6 IZZYAYAHOO --- watch betting - should be able to trade
7 FOGGYHOLLOW LASS --- watch betting - should be able to trade
8 AY EM SHAKER --- watch betting - should be able to trade
revolutionary stuff VK, i will be chooned in,
I'M EXCITED CAN'T WAIT
I'M EXCITED CAN'T WAIT
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Race 1
C0 only. NDC. NMC. Combined with GCC31031108. RBD. Prizemoney: $3,150
1609 METRES MOBILE START
1 OUR MAGNUM NZ --- watch betting - should be able to trade --- 30.0 - 40.0
2 FLAMIN BLUE JEAN NZ --- watch betting - should be able to trade --- 4.2 - 7.4
3 ROCKNROLL JOE --- watch betting - should be able to trade --- 9.4 - 14.5
4 ARBIT VENUS --- watch betting - should be able to trade --- 2.4 - 2.82
5 HERESLOOKINATUKID --- watch betting - should be able to trade --- 8.6 -21.0
6 IZZYAYAHOO --- watch betting - should be able to trade --- 2.68 - 6.2
7 FOGGYHOLLOW LASS --- watch betting - should be able to trade --- 13.0- 26
8 AY EM SHAKER --- watch betting - should be able to trade --- 32.0 - 34.0
7/8 TRADEABLE
Race 1
C0 only. NDC. NMC. Combined with GCC31031108. RBD. Prizemoney: $3,150
1609 METRES MOBILE START
1 OUR MAGNUM NZ --- watch betting - should be able to trade --- 30.0 - 40.0
2 FLAMIN BLUE JEAN NZ --- watch betting - should be able to trade --- 4.2 - 7.4
3 ROCKNROLL JOE --- watch betting - should be able to trade --- 9.4 - 14.5
4 ARBIT VENUS --- watch betting - should be able to trade --- 2.4 - 2.82
5 HERESLOOKINATUKID --- watch betting - should be able to trade --- 8.6 -21.0
6 IZZYAYAHOO --- watch betting - should be able to trade --- 2.68 - 6.2
7 FOGGYHOLLOW LASS --- watch betting - should be able to trade --- 13.0- 26
8 AY EM SHAKER --- watch betting - should be able to trade --- 32.0 - 34.0
7/8 TRADEABLE
... well done VK
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wish that was all i had to worry about, mate,
get a life, who cares...the bloke enjoys what he does,
let him play......theres no malice.!
get a life, who cares...the bloke enjoys what he does,
let him play......theres no malice.!
Can someone check to see if SOTM is alright? You hear about these old blokes with alzheimers wandering off from their nursing homes.It's just that he normally makes at least six inane and repetitive posts on this thread every day but he hasn't made even one today.
Hopefully the matron is a BF forum fan and has withdrawn his internet priviliges in an act of kindness to the rest of the forumites.I say well done Big Mamma,the forum salutes you!!
Hopefully the matron is a BF forum fan and has withdrawn his internet priviliges in an act of kindness to the rest of the forumites.I say well done Big Mamma,the forum salutes you!!
i was busy watching GAYFL yesterday, cnuthead........IMO.
You're doing a great job Big Mamma keeping the knucklehead off this thread! Two days now and just one post.What a relief it is for the forumites higher up on the food chain.Hopefully we won't hear anything further from his tedious chum VB and we can be rid of one of the worst threads ever!
18,000% up in 7 days on line live before the races fitness tips, plus about another 5,000% on international races.
Free mounting yards fitness tips.
Jim
Free mounting yards fitness tips.
Jim
thats amazing, VB..............
shame you didnt post them for us ???????????
but truly fantastic work, welldone,
can u lend me a grand.!
shame you didnt post them for us ???????????
but truly fantastic work, welldone,
can u lend me a grand.!
1st leg of quaddie in at Casino (13) Sonaceequal paid $22.00
Jim
Jim
Geelong first leg of daily double: We get the winner at $6.30
5-4-7-3...I gambled against the evens fav. 7 Mauritius, whom wasn't fit enough.
It will pay well for members, 2 quaddies going, 2 daily doubles going, it don't get much better than that.
Fitness wins again.
Jim
5-4-7-3...I gambled against the evens fav. 7 Mauritius, whom wasn't fit enough.
It will pay well for members, 2 quaddies going, 2 daily doubles going, it don't get much better than that.
Fitness wins again.
Jim
Outstanding work VB - will be following you intently - the fact that your predictions come after the event should only be a minor inconvenience. Hi Ho Silver Awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
hey jim how do you take a quaddie on future races when some horses may only be 92% fit because you havent seen them please?
fd x fd x fd x fd......imo
Jim's little ponzi scheme....."Jim's quaddies, 100% strikerate"
Jim's little ponzi scheme....."Jim's quaddies, 100% strikerate"
JIM.......i stuck by you.....please FKOFF...........
ure posts....ARE RUBBISH.!!!
look after ureself mate, MCDONALDS have VACANCIES.!
IMO>
ure posts....ARE RUBBISH.!!!
look after ureself mate, MCDONALDS have VACANCIES.!
IMO>
All Jim followers stop waisting your time and follow The Earlycrow, I will pick all the winners of every race in Melb and Syd,one pick per race, if you don't believe me tune in tomorrow at 6pm for all my selections
hey jimbo, second coming asked you a good question, can u explain ol' mate?
SOTM, at McDonalds he would be too busy assessing the fitness levels of the poor beasts that ended up in those horrid burgers. Probably would then go to the head honchos of the business to recommend food prices based on his predictions or post predictions or whatever the f****k you want to call them!
all time classic thread imo...wonder how the construction of the cubby house is going?
Where is Jim? this game was much easier in the days when he was telling us who is fit and who is not
Spending time withJohn Singleton
Watched this recently, he mentioned a fellow (name?) who would assess the horse in the yard before giving his ok
to proceed with the planned plunge. Anyone who doubts the importance of "presentation" is, to quote the forum's wisest,
"clearly delusional".
Jim will be ok.
Watched this recently, he mentioned a fellow (name?) who would assess the horse in the yard before giving his ok
to proceed with the planned plunge. Anyone who doubts the importance of "presentation" is, to quote the forum's wisest,
"clearly delusional".
Jim will be ok.
When the Trainers partner doesn't mind the odd "Lay",I would be checking them out too ja!
Slept like a baby, dreaming of all my winners.
Hi all, it’s James The Prophet from down under Melbourne Australia, giving you our fitness reports on not only races in Australia but mummy let me start up for a few races at the big meeting at Appy Valley in Hong Kong.
One day, many galaxies away, James the Prophet had a little magpie sit on his shoulder when he was getting breast fed and twittered, “You are going to learn about horse fitness, you are going to learn about horse fitness” in ever so sweat a sounding twitter.
Galaxies later James is an expert in the art of the science of horse fitness and uses these Milky Way skills to give punters plenty of winners, anywhere in the world.
Is it lunch time yet, I could eat a horse!
Ok, enough of this garbage, let’s get down to our Wait, Rate and Win News from around the World.
Apart from being interrupted all day, I did get a chance to watch on TVN the last few races at Mornington and Wyong in Australia off the tele.
Saw a real stand out in the yard with Festene Lente on 98% fit and got on fixed odds before the big dough came for it late. It sat back a bit in the pack but finished faster than Mr Bolt to win easily @ $3.90 because if was fitter than the other horses.
Nice horse this donkey and you can black book him for even a higher grade race next start.
So looked at Wyong and the top weight Cindarockinrella, how good a name is that, paraded on tele fantastic and at 98% fitness identified and a nice type is was a great Value Bet @ $12 each way. Dually led all the way, and made it 2 from 2 for James The Prophet.
Switched back to the next at Mornington and odds on Fruehling on 98% fit only had to go around and win, but bit too short for me at $1.50 and identified the 14, Pepic Hoakes on 97% fit at value price of $3.50 a place and ran on great for easy second.
3 for 3 from James the Prophet if you Wait, Rate; then you Win.
As mummy had her shopping money to play the pokies, she let me stay up and watch a few from Appy Valley in Hong Kong.
First race an even lot but black book punters Full Version on 96% fit, that is a 4 length fitness improvement left, got well back in the field and made its run zig zagging like a drunken sailor through the field, plus a few checks to finish not far from the winner. Ready to win.
Race 3, Natural Flare on 97% fit and a better looking type than Brad Pitt; finished off nicely and a closing second. We got the Trifecta in our 3 fittest here selecting 9-7-11 all on 97% fitter than other horses with across the line it was 7-9-11. Watch out for Natural Flare.
The old Prophet was getting a bit sleepy now but my eyes lit up bigger than the Sydney Opera house on New Year’s Eve, when I saw All The Winners on 99% Super Fit and at huge odds. Wahoooo!!
Jumped on the TAB @ $18.20. sat back and enjoyed the experience of it leading all the way and collecting, but wait “there is more” I had the 2nd horse Hei Hei Psh on 97% next fittest whom ran on well for a black booker second.
In HK, the dividends were $193 and $71 with the Quinella ( I wish in Aussie dollars) a huge; I think, $999
Well it was bed time now for this little black duck and sees you all later and I hoped you enjoyed our bit of fun and tips.
Hi all, it’s James The Prophet from down under Melbourne Australia, giving you our fitness reports on not only races in Australia but mummy let me start up for a few races at the big meeting at Appy Valley in Hong Kong.
One day, many galaxies away, James the Prophet had a little magpie sit on his shoulder when he was getting breast fed and twittered, “You are going to learn about horse fitness, you are going to learn about horse fitness” in ever so sweat a sounding twitter.
Galaxies later James is an expert in the art of the science of horse fitness and uses these Milky Way skills to give punters plenty of winners, anywhere in the world.
Is it lunch time yet, I could eat a horse!
Ok, enough of this garbage, let’s get down to our Wait, Rate and Win News from around the World.
Apart from being interrupted all day, I did get a chance to watch on TVN the last few races at Mornington and Wyong in Australia off the tele.
Saw a real stand out in the yard with Festene Lente on 98% fit and got on fixed odds before the big dough came for it late. It sat back a bit in the pack but finished faster than Mr Bolt to win easily @ $3.90 because if was fitter than the other horses.
Nice horse this donkey and you can black book him for even a higher grade race next start.
So looked at Wyong and the top weight Cindarockinrella, how good a name is that, paraded on tele fantastic and at 98% fitness identified and a nice type is was a great Value Bet @ $12 each way. Dually led all the way, and made it 2 from 2 for James The Prophet.
Switched back to the next at Mornington and odds on Fruehling on 98% fit only had to go around and win, but bit too short for me at $1.50 and identified the 14, Pepic Hoakes on 97% fit at value price of $3.50 a place and ran on great for easy second.
3 for 3 from James the Prophet if you Wait, Rate; then you Win.
As mummy had her shopping money to play the pokies, she let me stay up and watch a few from Appy Valley in Hong Kong.
First race an even lot but black book punters Full Version on 96% fit, that is a 4 length fitness improvement left, got well back in the field and made its run zig zagging like a drunken sailor through the field, plus a few checks to finish not far from the winner. Ready to win.
Race 3, Natural Flare on 97% fit and a better looking type than Brad Pitt; finished off nicely and a closing second. We got the Trifecta in our 3 fittest here selecting 9-7-11 all on 97% fitter than other horses with across the line it was 7-9-11. Watch out for Natural Flare.
The old Prophet was getting a bit sleepy now but my eyes lit up bigger than the Sydney Opera house on New Year’s Eve, when I saw All The Winners on 99% Super Fit and at huge odds. Wahoooo!!
Jumped on the TAB @ $18.20. sat back and enjoyed the experience of it leading all the way and collecting, but wait “there is more” I had the 2nd horse Hei Hei Psh on 97% next fittest whom ran on well for a black booker second.
In HK, the dividends were $193 and $71 with the Quinella ( I wish in Aussie dollars) a huge; I think, $999
Well it was bed time now for this little black duck and sees you all later and I hoped you enjoyed our bit of fun and tips.
A bat and ball cost $1.10.
The bat cost one dollar more than the ball.
How much does the ball cost?
The bat cost one dollar more than the ball.
How much does the ball cost?
16,000 views plus , come on Jim fire up again , you can do it .
thanks for the resurrection, I have stitches from laughing so much
come back master, you're sorely missed you old ****..............IMO
come back master, you're sorely missed you old ****..............IMO
Think he was putting his bat back in the crease wasn't he? Not hitting the ball away. Then got called through and ran straight when called.
my god there was some funny stuff in this - like this one for thebas:
Thebas 06 Mar 11 01:59
... if i was a gal i'd be moistening up about now ... lol VB well done again
Thebas 06 Mar 11 01:59
... if i was a gal i'd be moistening up about now ... lol VB well done again
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