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I've decided to start a thread dedicated to Doubleagent.While I enjoy reading the forum I find that too many threads are all business.The daily racing thread is an example.Good stuff is done there but it's a bit like standing in a building site watching men working.Ten minutes is long enough.Here at the World Of Doubleagent (WODA) I will be indulging in my favourite discussions.With my endless capacity for complaining coupled with my always correct opinions on everything I'm sure I will be able to fully entertain myself.
Naturally I expect to be the only person to make any replies.Any fellow forumite who wishes to reply is more than welcome but their posts will come in for SCATHING DERISION!Cheers!
Below are the WODA rules.
Rule 1. Not everything that is written or portrayed as fact at WODA is 100% correct.
Naturally I expect to be the only person to make any replies.Any fellow forumite who wishes to reply is more than welcome but their posts will come in for SCATHING DERISION!Cheers!
Below are the WODA rules.
Rule 1. Not everything that is written or portrayed as fact at WODA is 100% correct.
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The last year or so I've noticed there are charity beggars at my local shops every day.World vision,rotary,surf lifesaving,greenies the lot.It's very annoying.
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DA you've travelled the world can you give any advice on how to deal with charity pests?
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Of course.You must take a different approach to charity beggars around here than you would in other parts of the world.It's not as easy as shoulder charging a land mine victim out of the way in Vietnam.
First let's get one thing straight.The charity beggar will not get one cent off Doubleagent.If they want money they should get on betfair and learn how to win it like I did.Anyway try some of these ideas. *approach the vermin with your wad out counting it ostentatiously.DA never leaves the house without a $3000 wad I suggest you do the same.When the beggar asks their impertinent question while eyeing your wad just blandly say you can't buy a raffle ticket cos you've got no money. *if world vision begs then calmly explain that it would be best for everyone if third world people were better off left to fend for themselves even if it means certain destruction.Darwin and all that you know.The beggar's wide eyed speechless faces keep me amused no end. * easy cop outs are pretend to be on the phone or say you gave yesterday or cross the street.Sometimes I do that if I can't be bothered laughing at charity beggars. |
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DA who is your Forumite of the Week?
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That's easy DA.He posted long and I thought interesting stuff about Afghanistan and then went ballistic on serial bore LTF!Priceless.One too many cappucino's?Left LTF (virtually) speechless.Anyway without further ado this week's Forumite of the Week is VILLAGE KID.(applause)
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DA I read on an inferior thread that you were watching Underbelly the Golden Mile.You are widely recognised as the world's leading authority on television so I'd be interested to know what you thought of it.
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Quit bugging me sh*t for brains the footy is about to start!
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How come you can bet in running on a horse race but not a footy match?
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I thought Doubleagent knew everything lol.
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Fvck off
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Are you looking for some scathing derision?
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I wonder what Lote Tuquiri did to get kicked out of union?
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Judge it's like this.Adding the odd comment here end there on other people's threads and then reading inane replies (not yours of course) was getting boring.Here at WODA I can talk about anything I like and be guaranteed intelligent replies.Well, adequate replies.
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Now don't be like that.
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Judge I'm hoping that as you are one of the more entertaining forumites you may become a regular guest contributor!
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Excellent Judge I too am a great believer in plaigirism.
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That's a lovely try!
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What would you know union poof?!
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I notice there's not a trots thread on a Friday night.
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DA getting back to your earlier query re Underbelly Golden Mile.I think it's total crap.Huge amount of time is given to Kim Hollingsworth,a prostitute who joins the police.It is all totally boring and inconsequential who cares.Just an excuse to show a scantily clad bitch.It's not until ep9 that someone gets killed and that's only from a heroin hotshot.Crooks got a magazine emptied into 'em every episode in series one.The parrrot character is bizarre. Is that for real that blonde wig and that head.The worst thing I've ever seen just a laugh.Didn't hot up till ep11 when it got into Danny Karam and Michael Kanaan.All too late.2/10.
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Brilliant review DA agree 100%
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Just saw an ad for a show with Jimmy Barnes and Renee Gayer.Not 1981 but 2010.Frightening.More later.
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The most unusual thread on the forum imo
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2nd most unusual.
we have a literary wannabe else where |
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Really,who?
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There is no spoon
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Getting a Korean kid to type out a boring 1930s book is bizarre.Spoon you need help.
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so hes not the author?
thats even odder |
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Quick quiz multiple choice.
Question: Do fellow forumites late at night after countless beers do their urinating- a) in the toilet b) nearest window c) nearest bathtub d)nearest human |
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i prefer outside on the grass while talking to the dogs, but thats just me
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Sorry that would be e)
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Not only is Spoon not the author he gets some Korean kid to regurgitate the sh*t onto the forum.
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thats gotta be a bloody law against it?
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Chamber Pot?? Just when I thought I knew how old you were you go and add on another century!
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DA if you can get a picture of rushinpulse walking Archer to Melbourne for the first of his two cups, have a close look, the little kid on Archer's back is Da_Judge.
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Spoon you need help.
This certainly seems the place for people who need help I'll sit behind you in the queue DA Age before beauty ; Stark raving before loopy; and all that |
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awesome thread |
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Luck-I reckon the first person they saw when they got to Flemington was a really old coffin dodger asking about Archer's staying ability.He went by the name of Laythefav!!
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