New Posts For Thread: Joke of the Dayhttps://community.betfair.com/australian/go/thread/view/93998/25558773/joke-of-the-dayAn athiest is walking along the bank of Loch Ness, suddenly, out of the depths appears Nessie.She snatched the athiest up in her jaws and threw her head back, throwing the athiest up in the air. Just before the athiest fell into Nessies jaws he criesWhy did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?Tequila.https://community.betfair.com/australian/go/thread/view/93998/25558773/joke-of-the-day?post_id=565423947#565423947Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?Tequila.Sat, 13 Jun 2026 15:03:38 -0500https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxuUkYiaUc8https://community.betfair.com/australian/go/thread/view/93998/25558773/joke-of-the-day?post_id=553254905#553254905https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxuUkYiaUc8Thu, 21 Dec 2017 00:25:07 -0600The Best HookerA man is walking the strip in Vegas when a fantastic looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, "How Much?" The hooker replies, "I start at $500 for a hand job." The man says, "$500 for a hand johttps://community.betfair.com/australian/go/thread/view/93998/25558773/joke-of-the-day?post_id=553219681#553219681The Best HookerA man is walking the strip in Vegas when a fantastic looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, "How Much?" The hooker replies, "I start at $500 for a hand job." The man says, "$500 for a hand joWed, 13 Dec 2017 01:57:35 -0600This thread has had the most hits.https://community.betfair.com/australian/go/thread/view/93998/25558773/joke-of-the-day?post_id=548521129#548521129This thread has had the most hits.Wed, 27 Apr 2016 06:38:43 -0500Same Bar, an hour later...A Penguin walks in and says to the barman," Hi. Have you seen my brother?"Barman says, "Not sure. What does he look like? "https://community.betfair.com/australian/go/thread/view/93998/25558773/joke-of-the-day?post_id=547343277#547343277Same Bar, an hour later...A Penguin walks in and says to the barman," Hi. Have you seen my brother?"Barman says, "Not sure. What does he look like? "Tue, 05 Jan 2016 05:23:18 -0600A horse walks into a Bar.Barman says, "Why the long face?"https://community.betfair.com/australian/go/thread/view/93998/25558773/joke-of-the-day?post_id=547342945#547342945A horse walks into a Bar.Barman says, "Why the long face?"Tue, 05 Jan 2016 04:40:34 -0600The Chinese coined the phrase ''It's not you, it's me'' while looking at family pictures.https://community.betfair.com/australian/go/thread/view/93998/25558773/joke-of-the-day?post_id=546172917#546172917The Chinese coined the phrase ''It's not you, it's me'' while looking at family pictures.Thu, 10 Sep 2015 20:33:40 -0500What gets longer when pulledFits between boobsInserts neatly in a holeAnd works best when its jerked...............A SEAT BELThttps://community.betfair.com/australian/go/thread/view/93998/25558773/joke-of-the-day?post_id=546086781#546086781What gets longer when pulledFits between boobsInserts neatly in a holeAnd works best when its jerked...............A SEAT BELTFri, 04 Sep 2015 04:45:17 -0500A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money,so we call her the Governmhttps://community.betfair.com/australian/go/thread/view/93998/25558773/joke-of-the-day?post_id=546047959#546047959A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money,so we call her the GovernmTue, 01 Sep 2015 00:09:10 -0500https://community.betfair.com/australian/go/thread/view/93998/25558773/joke-of-the-day?post_id=546038965#546038965Mon, 31 Aug 2015 11:13:50 -0500