[b]HELLO[/b], good evening & welcome to my latest blog. More darts tips coming up soon, ladies & gentlemen, but first another brief instalment in my best-selling 'A-Z of Better Punting'. I hope you enjoy it, put my advice into practise and reap the inevitable financial rewards.
[b]E is for Ecstasy[/b]
In other words, don’t bet while drunk or on drugs. Sorry to sound like a vicar here, but betting while drunk or on drugs is a disaster waiting to happen. Your judgement is skewed, you’ll spend loads more money than you would sober and you’ll make all the wrong decisions, resulting in an empty wallet with a hangover around the corner. Don’t even bet when you’re a bit tired either. Always have a clear head when you’re betting. This way you’ll stay in control of your finances...
[b]HELLO[/b], good evening & welcome to the cocktail bar. I'm not one to crow, but that was a phenomenal night of tipping by anyone's standards (see previous blog, posted this morning, entitled [i]Tonight's tungsten-tipped tip top tips[/i]).
Well done to everyone who followed my blog tonight & for those of you who had the guts to roll over your profits feel free to treat yourself to something nice, like a holiday & first class travel. Please excuse me, I'm being handed a large glass of champers.
In case you missed it, I tipped Wade to win, Jenkins +2.5, over 7.5 180s in the Anderson/Whitlock game, a trade on the draw in the same match and finally the NAP which was to dutch the correct scores of Taylor 8-1, 8-2, 8-3.
[b]THIS... IS... EASY!!![/b]
[b]Remember:[/b] You have to ...
HELLO, good evening and welcome to my latest blog. I'm going to go snooker loopy again tomorrow (if I have time - I must admit I never thought it would take this long to count all the change I've accumulated down the back of my settee). For the time being, please enjoy my latest [i]A-Z of Better Punting[/i] contribution for your collection.
[b]C is for calculations[/b]
No offence to the innumerate (i.e. the millions of chumps who spunk their money on the National Lottery week in, week out), but if you can’t calculate the odds of winning then you shouldn’t be reading this. For the record, the average odds of winning the National Lottery are 14,000,000/1. That’s fourteen million to one. Yup. You’ve got two chances – slim and none, and slim’s out of town (I nicked that one...
[b]HELLO[/b], good evening & welcome to my blog. I hope it reaches you all well. Here’s the second instalment of my A-Z guide to better punting. Read it, enjoy it, follow the advice and watch that wheelbarrow gradually fill up with cash. I’ll be putting some more snooker, darts and football betting advice up very soon.
[b]B is for Betting-in-Running[/b]
Lots and lots of free money can be won while betting in running – if you’ve researched your event properly that is. Markets move like crazy until the race or match starts – if betting in running is available, the markets keep on moving right until the end of the race or match. Knowing when to place your bet, therefore, is just as important as knowing which type of bet to place and which event/team/horse/dog to bet on. In some...
[b]HELLO[/b], good morning and welcome to my latest blog. I hope it reaches you well. As a little aside to my usual tips on darts, snooker and football, here’s the start of an A-Z guide to better punting. It should stand you all, my loyal band of followers, in better stead when you make your punting decisions and overall make you all a little richer in the process.
[b]A is for Advice[/b]
Cut out all gambling on fixed odds betting terminals (FOBTs – you know the ones – there’s usually four in every bookmaker these days, surrounded by people desperate to give you tips on how to win, despite them being less than successful themselves) and their internet equivalents. Virtual roulette, blackjack and so on are called ‘fixed odds’ games because the odds are fixed in the favour ...
[b]HELLO[/b], good evening and welcome to my blog.
People have often asked me why I don’t put prices on the tips I provide. The simple answer, my followers, is that you can’t put a price on love, for I blinking LOVE punting. It’s up there on the Official List Of Life’s Greatest Joys alongside fast cars, the best cocktail bars and sliced bread, freshly baked by my head baker ‘Crazy’ Joyce Illingworth.
Furthermore, as I may have mentioned once before, one man’s value is another man’s rip-off and what might seem an outrageously generous price to me might seem parsimonious to the next (ill-informed) man.
The road to being a high-roller has been a tough one, rather like trying to deny you’ve got stigmata when the palms of your hands keep bleeding.