HELLO, good evening and welcome to my boa constrictorbite*-infused blog. I've been buying a lot of furniture recently, followers, more for a daft laugh than anything else. A bit of ming here, a bit of mong there. It's amazing what the Tokyo branch of Ikea has in stock sometimes. I digress. My latest bit of betting tomfoolery comes in the shape of a little challenge to myself. I'm going to try & see if I can identify the 'best value' (in layman's terms, what I reckon'll win) 1.1, 1.2, 1.3, 1.4, 1.5, 1.6, 1.7, 1.8, 1.9 and 2.0 shots over the next few days.
Then I'll duly pile a sh!t load of money into each, in an attempt to win even more cash for further examples of daft furniture (a recent example being a reconditioned art deco record cabinet - with self-supporting lid, crazy diamante handles & sections for 78s, 45s and 33 and a thirds). It's pretty sexy I have to say. I might attempt to chat it up later.
Sorry this blog holds no tangible advice, but I'll post the first of the 1.1-2.0 challenge soon enough, just so you can all keep tabs on my success - and perhaps enjoy a bit of vicarious fortune yourself.
Good luck and happy punting.
Remember: there's no shame in being eccentric, just make sure that if your habits contravene local by-laws, keep them indoors - preferably with the curtains shut.
*Ingredients - Diamond White, Carlsberg Export & a shot of Eristoff vodka