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caramba
10 Apr 17 00:19
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Clay season is finally here.
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Report caramba April 15, 2017 5:06 PM BST
reminds me of when player said something to umpire once during a game, I thought he asked for the trainer/doctor, so lumped on opponent only to find out the player had just asked for new shoes.
Report winningthought April 15, 2017 5:09 PM BST
Laugh

I've been involved in similar circumstances.
Report winningthought April 15, 2017 5:11 PM BST
Marketa 222 in the world and 111 in the race. If that at a sign to all discerning punters I don't know what is.
Report winningthought April 15, 2017 5:12 PM BST
*isn't

my typing worse than normal today Sad
Report winningthought April 15, 2017 5:13 PM BST
ffs. Can't get anything right today. Marketa 233 in the world Cry
Report winningthought April 15, 2017 5:17 PM BST
Has any player ever won their Maiden WTA tournament in their first ever tournament?
Report caramba April 15, 2017 5:18 PM BST
yes
Report winningthought April 15, 2017 5:19 PM BST
Hingis? Graf?
Report doridoru April 15, 2017 5:22 PM BST
who on earth is this player...superb
Report doridoru April 15, 2017 5:22 PM BST
At least we can back at French and Wimbledon Laugh
Report winningthought April 15, 2017 5:22 PM BST
She a mature Vaidasova.
Report doridoru April 15, 2017 5:23 PM BST
Did you see Babs at the handshake, stupid biatch!
Report caramba April 15, 2017 5:25 PM BST
I don't know who or which, but there was a thread on TF. Can't find it now.
Report winningthought April 15, 2017 5:29 PM BST
There are some obvious candidates, but it will probably be someone obscure.
Report caramba April 15, 2017 5:30 PM BST
iirc one was an Italian, but maybe I got things mixed up.
Report caramba April 15, 2017 5:40 PM BST
found the ATP number and it's four. 3 of those are really obscure names.
Report caramba April 15, 2017 5:45 PM BST
seems MLB is one
Report winningthought April 15, 2017 5:55 PM BST
no way!
Report winningthought April 15, 2017 5:56 PM BST
"Baroni" does sound Italian Happy
Report caramba April 15, 2017 5:57 PM BST
Happy
Report nofx April 15, 2017 6:01 PM BST
it is derived from the ancient Roman 'Jabroni'
Report nofx April 15, 2017 6:35 PM BST
Olga ever so dramatic this week
Report aaronh April 15, 2017 6:43 PM BST
GoluPlisk trying to be at it again
Report aaronh April 15, 2017 6:45 PM BST
no break from 15-40
Report nofx April 15, 2017 6:46 PM BST
when is Sushirza team happening already, it will be unstoppable
Report nofx April 15, 2017 7:00 PM BST
Olga owning the market again
Report caramba April 15, 2017 7:14 PM BST
not many in attendance for Escobedo
Report nofx April 15, 2017 7:16 PM BST
who would pay just to be bored for 2,5 hours
Report caramba April 15, 2017 7:19 PM BST
point was they were happy to go see the other Americans but not the Mexamerican one.
Report nofx April 15, 2017 7:20 PM BST
racism in Houston not all that surprising
Report caramba April 15, 2017 7:21 PM BST
what are you saying, don't beat around the bush.
Report nofx April 15, 2017 7:22 PM BST
Texans are racist
Report nofx April 15, 2017 7:22 PM BST
but then again I hear all in all Houston isn't all that bad
Report caramba April 15, 2017 7:22 PM BST
anyway, I guess we'll see if they show up for Sock later or if Houstonians just have better things to do on a Saturday.
Report nofx April 15, 2017 7:23 PM BST
you are needed in the spammer thread
Report caramba April 15, 2017 7:25 PM BST
commentators showed up out of nowhere.
Report caramba April 15, 2017 7:28 PM BST
and went missing again
Report nofx April 15, 2017 7:30 PM BST
rejoice. for now
Report winningthought April 15, 2017 7:31 PM BST
Happy
Report caramba April 15, 2017 7:33 PM BST
this was some ok ones, the Americans that do Memphis.
Report caramba April 15, 2017 7:55 PM BST
Bogota DJ playing Ace of Base
Report aaronh April 15, 2017 7:58 PM BST
nice
Report caramba April 15, 2017 8:59 PM BST
more spectators in Houston now as the Sock/Johnson match is getting nearer.
Report caramba April 15, 2017 9:01 PM BST
Fran about to own another market imo
Report nofx April 15, 2017 9:07 PM BST
how disrespectful of you to Fran to not post in her honorary comment section
Report caramba April 15, 2017 9:09 PM BST
you have my permission to c+p my comments from here
Report caramba April 15, 2017 9:19 PM BST
another Slam for Francesca Happy
Report caramba April 15, 2017 9:20 PM BST
let's get some petitions going.
Report caramba April 15, 2017 9:36 PM BST
funky trophy
Report caramba April 15, 2017 10:06 PM BST
so I suppose this means Francesca is in RG main draw
Report caramba April 15, 2017 10:48 PM BST
classic 2nd set from Jack Sock
Report caramba April 15, 2017 11:41 PM BST
oh cool, 3 Sunday 1st round matches from MC
Report caramba April 16, 2017 1:58 AM BST
http://www.tennis.com/pro-game/2017/04/thomas-hogstedt-bucks-trend-disposable-tennis-coaches/65443/
Högstedt has some cool daughters Happy
Report caramba April 16, 2017 2:37 PM BST
#carambastat: If Kugel wins today, it will be his first ATP title outside a Germug speaking country since January 2008.
Report caramba April 16, 2017 3:04 PM BST
I hope WTA brings some cool stats on WTA players winning titles in their 1st or 2nd ever tournament because sadly #carambastat has failed here.
Report aaronh April 16, 2017 3:11 PM BST
no surprise there
Report winningthought April 16, 2017 3:47 PM BST
Whats the deal? Our heroine Marketa done here if this goes to a third?
Report caramba April 16, 2017 3:49 PM BST
yes
Report winningthought April 16, 2017 3:50 PM BST
CP
Report caramba April 16, 2017 3:51 PM BST
well done, Marketa
Report winningthought April 16, 2017 3:51 PM BST
She's done it Love
Report aaronh April 16, 2017 3:51 PM BST
Excited
Report aaronh April 16, 2017 3:52 PM BST
By nofx on 15 Apr 17 15:36
free money Marketa Bile champ probably
Report winningthought April 16, 2017 3:53 PM BST
She's like the anti-Vaidisova with her anti-choke.
Report caramba April 16, 2017 3:55 PM BST
Marketa > Nicole (Nicole only won her first WTA tournament on her 3rd try)
Report winningthought April 16, 2017 3:57 PM BST
Nicole was choking RG SF by that age.
Report caramba April 16, 2017 3:59 PM BST
so much wasted potential Sad
Report caramba April 16, 2017 4:01 PM BST

Apr 16, 2017 -- 3:52PM, aaronh wrote:


By nofx on 15 Apr 17 15:36free money Marketa Bile champ probably


his Fran pick was more impressive as this was said when she was already in SF

Report winningthought April 16, 2017 4:07 PM BST
I saw Nicole play in some challenger last year.... 26 years old. What a numpty.
Report caramba April 16, 2017 4:11 PM BST
Kohli stream all black?
Report caramba April 16, 2017 4:11 PM BST
there it is
Report wisewords April 16, 2017 4:43 PM BST
oh Colonel, oh Zoomer, oh muggy Kugel
Report nofx April 16, 2017 5:08 PM BST
mugs on dirt, man :D
Report nofx April 16, 2017 5:09 PM BST
i missed this
Report caramba April 16, 2017 5:15 PM BST
streak alive
Report nofx April 16, 2017 5:16 PM BST
Maiden! :)
Report nofx April 16, 2017 5:16 PM BST
kugelshrieber was utter unbreakable for half the match too
Report morrillo April 16, 2017 5:17 PM BST
Oh my Kugel really fupped that up!
Report wisewords April 16, 2017 5:22 PM BST
oh Kugel you've really done it this time

1.02              £173
1.03              £107,887
1.04              £32,371
1.05              £9,143
1.06              £17,501
Report nofx April 16, 2017 5:23 PM BST
did it twice
Report wisewords April 16, 2017 5:25 PM BST
1.15 is NOT 100k @ 1.03, noffy van gerwen.
Report nofx April 16, 2017 5:26 PM BST
1.1 in 3rd =/= those odds for set up, words
Report wisewords April 16, 2017 6:14 PM BST
fair point, NOFF Love
Report caramba April 16, 2017 10:26 PM BST
drama with Steve
Report caramba April 16, 2017 10:28 PM BST
crappy timing for him.
Report winningthought April 16, 2017 10:29 PM BST
dunno why he didn't take MTO and get the 3-5 mins...
Report caramba April 16, 2017 10:31 PM BST
Cocoesque recovery powers
Report caramba April 16, 2017 10:34 PM BST
kharma for Monica after winning with a broken ass once.
Report winningthought April 16, 2017 10:34 PM BST
3 MPs  1.25 Grin
Report nofx April 16, 2017 10:34 PM BST
lol market said Stewie a goner start of the tb 1.1s
Report nofx April 16, 2017 10:35 PM BST
1.4s on his mp
Report caramba April 16, 2017 10:36 PM BST
how to own a Swede in five minutes Cry
Report Angela Rebecchi April 16, 2017 10:36 PM BST
1.1            £2,928
1.11            £1,832
1.14            £135
1.15            £10,432
1.16            £12
1.17            £11,021
1.18            £12,585
1.19            £37,306
1.2            £11,803
1.21            £4,982
1.22            £20,068
1.23            £28,472
1.24            £13,874
1.25            £101,485
1.26            £45,368

LaughLaughLaugh

1.25 in the TB when his movement didn't look that bad and he smashed a winner LaughLaughLaugh
Report winningthought April 16, 2017 10:36 PM BST
A bit of cramp never stopped me from winning ATP titles either.
Report Ferencvaros April 16, 2017 10:38 PM BST
wow, probably this was the biggest arb possibility.. i saw 3.00 on bet365 bellucci, while he had the lower odds on BF
Report Angela Rebecchi April 16, 2017 10:41 PM BST
Was going to say. Huge arbs available across all bookies as there probably under a 5% chance he was retiring there. Monster arbs available. At one point Belluci was 3.0 and 1.25 to lay. Back £500 at 3.0, lay £4k at 1.25, free £3.5k on Johnson, though obviously t1ts up -£1.5k if he somehow retires during a MTB, but never seen that before.
Report Angela Rebecchi April 16, 2017 10:43 PM BST
And if you back at a 1 set bookie obviously no risk at all!
Report caramba April 16, 2017 10:46 PM BST
I lost big on a Johnson retirement due to crapming once, so I'm careful with him. Only thing I saw was before the trainer was on and at that point it was too unknown for me how bad it was for me to want to take the risk.
Report caramba April 16, 2017 10:46 PM BST
*cramping
Report Angela Rebecchi April 16, 2017 10:54 PM BST
I backed Belluci odds against going into the tie break and stacked it all against him at 1.2x, risky, but definitely a big +EV play. Worked out very well. Unless he was seizing I couldn't see anyway he was going to retire on a championship tie break.
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