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Burkey1885
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Yes that package tve Guy put uo on the other thread was not the one am going on ? Am going on the up graded version , which included 2 nights stay in hotel on top ats around £2600 worth ? Am looking right onto the 18th hole al wave at u hope you are watching on tv they tend to focas on the celebs am always ducking away from the cameras fella ! Carnooooooostie here a come ,  you never know with hotel near by I might even get w birdie LoveLoveLaughLaughLaughLaughWink
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Report mouse muldoon July 11, 2018 11:22 PM BST
Do you calculate your speed ratings in between holes?
Report Burkey1885 July 11, 2018 11:23 PM BST
Between holes depends on the curve of her bum LaughLaughLaugh
Report mouse muldoon July 11, 2018 11:24 PM BST
Where do you put the calculator? LaughLaughLaugh
Report Burkey1885 July 11, 2018 11:25 PM BST
Heard they double booked the room they said mr Faldo sorry that’s room cannot be transferred we await the arrival of the massiah ! GrinLaughLaugh
Report mouse muldoon July 11, 2018 11:27 PM BST
Do you need all 10 fingers to calculate the ratings?
Report Willie Shafter. July 11, 2018 11:29 PM BST
POOR MART...THE MINDSET OF A 12YR OLD...

AND THE IQ OF A MOTH.
Report Burkey1885 July 11, 2018 11:30 PM BST

Jul 11, 2018 -- 11:24PM, mouse muldoon wrote:


Where do you put the calculator?


When you git a tall long legged blonde , being good with figures takes on a hole new persceiption Tongue Out  I tend using your fingers works better than a calculator LaughLaugh

Report Burkey1885 July 11, 2018 11:31 PM BST

Jul 11, 2018 -- 11:29PM, Willie Shafter. wrote:


POOR MART...THE MINDSET OF A 12YR OLD...AND THE IQ OF A MOTH.


Last time u got a ride was on the billy smarts circus ,   BlushLaughLaugh

Report Willie Shafter. July 11, 2018 11:32 PM BST
mrat yuo tlak smoe fnkucig stihe.
Report Burkey1885 July 11, 2018 11:33 PM BST
One day willy u might join the famous like me son now now back in your kennel , u might bite off more than u can chew !  As per BlushSurprised
Report Burkey1885 July 11, 2018 11:35 PM BST
Just fir the record bookmakers have me at 2/5 to get a home in one
Cell 1 Cell 2
Cell 3 Cell 4
Love
Report Willie Shafter. July 11, 2018 11:35 PM BST
i'd like to try your nose.
Report smirnoff2therescue July 11, 2018 11:35 PM BST
You seem to have forgot about your previous girlfriend from Portugal from last/previous years Mart - you know .... the one you mentioned the otha night - i aint even gona go on typing cos ya is a lowlife pure and simple..CryCrySadSad

Night night
Report the dealer July 11, 2018 11:35 PM BST
unless your staying in the clubhouse you aint looking over the 18th green


pleased for you getting a surprised upgrade after yesterdays convo on here
Report Burkey1885 July 11, 2018 11:36 PM BST
U wd not get near it u wd wake up with stars and thinking u got hit by a bus CrazyScared
Report Burkey1885 July 11, 2018 11:38 PM BST

Jul 11, 2018 -- 11:35PM, smirnoff2therescue wrote:


You seem to have forgot about your previous girlfriend from Portugal from last/previous years Mart - you know .... the one you mentioned the otha night - i aint even gona go on typing cos ya is a lowlife pure and simple..Night night


What are u actually talking about because I have no idea  ,  explain why I am a low life tar you barking up the wrong tree and know zero about nev

Report smirnoff2therescue July 11, 2018 11:40 PM BST
thats cos you lie on a daily basis ya fookin bafoon

own ya **** ya fookin loon
Report Willie Shafter. July 11, 2018 11:41 PM BST
chamberlain?
Report Willie Shafter. July 11, 2018 11:42 PM BST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRjFWDGs1g

BURKEY
Report Burkey1885 July 11, 2018 11:43 PM BST
Shearer might even stick my kilt on  I don’t lie sorry I have a great life  am I live it to the full not like some sad fkiers on here no the fact is I stated I something line in your dreams when I posted that girl in red well I was seeing her m8 guess am lucky that way ‘   Stop guessing son tar
Report Burkey1885 July 11, 2018 11:44 PM BST
She was tidy hey shearer Tongue Out
Report mouse muldoon July 11, 2018 11:44 PM BST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Scleqtfwsk
Report Burkey1885 July 11, 2018 11:45 PM BST
Shears I lie daily really what I lies about tonight cheers
Report Burkey1885 July 11, 2018 11:46 PM BST
18 th green private box. ?
Report smirnoff2therescue July 11, 2018 11:48 PM BST
ok i shall indulge......

why you not wiv her now LaughLaughLaugh
Report Burkey1885 July 11, 2018 11:48 PM BST
Stephen applied but they said no rif raf it’s a gentleman’s club ! LaughLaugh
Report mouse muldoon July 11, 2018 11:49 PM BST
She with CR7 now
Report the dealer July 11, 2018 11:50 PM BST
never seen private boxes around the 18th green at Carnoustie,once the grandstand is up to the right of the green and with the club house directly behind the green there isnt the room as far as iknow.
Report smirnoff2therescue July 11, 2018 11:51 PM BST
2 hows her big C coming on....... wea ll know that one dont you

Lads like you propa press my buttons lad plain and simplePlainPlain
Report Burkey1885 July 11, 2018 11:51 PM BST
I fell out with her she wants me back messaged me all the time shears truth , she like booomrang keeps coming back LaughLaugh.  That’s who I took to Alvor last month
Report Burkey1885 July 11, 2018 11:53 PM BST
She not got big c donut she had an op I took her away on hol actually befure her op because she will be of work fir 3 weeks !
Report GLASGOWCALLING July 11, 2018 11:54 PM BST
Have you booked yours and Shearer's holiday yet mart ?
Report Burkey1885 July 11, 2018 11:54 PM BST
U getting mixed up shearer the guy I am taking to golf has big c  u know idea how happy he was when I told him  he just got married 2 years ago ffs Sad
Report smirnoff2therescue July 11, 2018 11:55 PM BST
the prosecution rests m/lord - wot a fookin lowlife you are SadSadSad
Report Burkey1885 July 11, 2018 11:56 PM BST

Jul 11, 2018 -- 11:55PM, smirnoff2therescue wrote:


the prosecution rests m/lord - wot a fookin lowlife you are


Your getting it all wrong shears  I have been really good to her  treated her like princess above and behinds the call of duty

Report Burkey1885 July 11, 2018 11:58 PM BST
What’s a done now LaughLaugh wasn’t me ! Laugh
Report smirnoff2therescue July 11, 2018 11:58 PM BST
im looking forward to getting to Portugal in 2hrs 30 mins om Marts private jet Glasgow LaughLaughLaugh
Report Burkey1885 July 11, 2018 11:59 PM BST
U listening to that tea pot dopey dopey by name dopey by nature I never ever stated Ami flew from Glasgow Manchester dafty
Report smirnoff2therescue July 12, 2018 12:00 AM BST
2 mins difference ydc
Report Burkey1885 July 12, 2018 12:00 AM BST
Any more guesses shears getting line your horse picks way of target LaughLaugh
Report Willie Shafter. July 12, 2018 12:01 AM BST


MARTS TALKING BOLLOX AS PER..THERE ARE NO 'PRIVATE BOXES' AT CARNOUSTIE OVERLOOKING THE GREEN
Report Willie Shafter. July 12, 2018 12:02 AM BST

Report Burkey1885 July 12, 2018 12:02 AM BST
It says 2 hours 55 but friends on wind currents ya tool one gorkbgot across in less than tvst tine 2 hours 25. We kasbdee home 20 min she’s of sheduel
Report Cork Langer July 12, 2018 12:03 AM BST
His private cardboard one will be there Saturday night...!
Report Burkey1885 July 12, 2018 12:04 AM BST
No point Stephen posting about flights he not allowed abroad  tbe only jumbo he gets it’s that big hit dog the phat  prat eats
Report Burkey1885 July 12, 2018 12:04 AM BST
Cork u can’t afford a bus pass so shut it tar
Report mouse muldoon July 12, 2018 12:05 AM BST
Have ya calculated today's ratings yet?
Report Burkey1885 July 12, 2018 12:06 AM BST
Many times do I say it insignificant posters line u get blocked it’s cslled serial waffler   U make boris Johnston look good CrazyLaughLaugh
Report Cork Langer July 12, 2018 12:06 AM BST
Another lie, I am blocked surely...?
Report Burkey1885 July 12, 2018 12:07 AM BST
No not betting at min  too many horses under performing in heat !
Report GLASGOWCALLING July 12, 2018 12:07 AM BST
Have you unblocked corky now mart.?
My question about yours and Shearer's holiday seems to have been missed.!
Report Burkey1885 July 12, 2018 12:08 AM BST
Same as dogs
Report smirnoff2therescue July 12, 2018 12:08 AM BST
AIS said it CUDNT BE DONE EVEN WIV A TAIL WIND - just as CORFEW CUDNT BE DONE -when Greg was uploading photos of ya "written" bets in Laddies whilst you were in CORFEW

Give it up YFDC
Report smirnoff2therescue July 12, 2018 12:08 AM BST
AIS said it CUDNT BE DONE EVEN WIV A TAIL WIND - just as CORFEW CUDNT BE DONE -when Greg was uploading photos of ya "written" bets in Laddies whilst you were in CORFEW

Give it up YFDC
Report the dealer July 12, 2018 12:08 AM BST
Flights Going Out
EDINBURGH to Faro (The Algarve) FAO
Airline:    Jet2.com    Flight Number: LS815
Departs:    Sun 22 Apr 2018 at 15:35
Arrives:    Sun 22 Apr 2018 at 19:00

Seats:20A,20B (extra)

Flights Coming Back
Faro (The Algarve) FAO to EDINBURGH
Airline:    Jet2.com    Flight Number: LS816
Departs:    Thu 03 May 2018 at 10:55
Arrives:    Thu 03 May 2018 at 14:20

Seats:28A,28B (extra)


my flight times this year Paul
Report Cork Langer July 12, 2018 12:08 AM BST
Understood turkey, anyone who is able to get under your skin with a mere appearance on a thread gets blocked, thanks for confirming I still have it, that makes it 15 love to me...!
Report mouse muldoon July 12, 2018 12:09 AM BST
When it's too hot here mart, do the finnish wons.
Report Burkey1885 July 12, 2018 12:10 AM BST

Jul 12, 2018 -- 12:08AM, smirnoff2therescue wrote:


AIS said it CUDNT BE DONE EVEN WIV A TAIL WIND - just as CORFEW CUDNT BE DONE -when Greg was uploading photos of ya "written" bets in Laddies whilst you were in CORFEW Give it up YFDC


Your slavouring I have been Alvor 4 times it’s a very short flight from Manchester  how long u think it takes ya clod

Report GLASGOWCALLING July 12, 2018 12:10 AM BST
.. and you seem to have missed MMS question about speed ratings ta.
Report mouse muldoon July 12, 2018 12:11 AM BST
Glassie, if he does speed ratings then I do astrophysics in dutch.
Report Burkey1885 July 12, 2018 12:11 AM BST
No Glasgow on the Contary u missed my post I stated not looking as as heat affect the horses big time at min form all over the shop
Report the dealer July 12, 2018 12:12 AM BST
must take at least 3 hours from manchester
Report mouse muldoon July 12, 2018 12:12 AM BST
So during a hot spell you have weeks of missing ratings?
Report Burkey1885 July 12, 2018 12:12 AM BST
I have forgot more that u know mouse about speed ratings  sorry to hit u on the head good luck
Report Burkey1885 July 12, 2018 12:13 AM BST

Jul 12, 2018 -- 12:12AM, the dealer wrote:


must take at least 3 hours from manchester


Nope it does not said 2 hours 55 on booking but ajways takes less to Alvor fact

Report mouse muldoon July 12, 2018 12:14 AM BST
So you haven't bothered to calculate ratings for any of the races run today because it's too hot?
Report Cork Langer July 12, 2018 12:14 AM BST
Official flight time Manc to Faro 3 hours according to the companies who fly there daily, burkey is bound to be right though of course...!
Report smirnoff2therescue July 12, 2018 12:14 AM BST
Had this discussion wiv Stevie at the toon Tom - difference in times was approx 2mins even though Edinbugh/toon is approx 120 miles away - Manchester probs about same distance away from toon - what he doesnt realise is that planes dont go in a direct line etc etc ShockedShockedCryCry
Report Burkey1885 July 12, 2018 12:15 AM BST
When u understand how much heat affects horses and how much fluid tbesecloose during a race under such conditions u wd not bet either but hey how fire your darts been doing this too long to try fulls gold
Report Burkey1885 July 12, 2018 12:17 AM BST
Now your an Aviation expert what wd stevie know about flying he not got passport ya Dinnie it took me 2 hours 35 min I don’t give sh___t what fantasy stevie works is in that’s how long it took
Report mouse muldoon July 12, 2018 12:18 AM BST
OK, I'll chuck all these ratings in the bin because of the ongoing heatwave.

    Majboor        76        Kemp_7_1   11Jul18   
    King Of Nepal        73        Kemp_7_2   11Jul18   
    Treacherous        71        Kemp_7_3   11Jul18   
    El Principe        71        Kemp_7_4   11Jul18   
    Nezar        71        Kemp_7_5   11Jul18   
    Pride Of Angels        70        Kemp_7_6   11Jul18   
    Sir Roderic        69        Kemp_7_7   11Jul18   
    Kingston Kurrajong        68        Kemp_7_8   11Jul18   
    Compass Hill        68        Kemp_7_9   11Jul18   
    Secondo        64        Kemp_7_10   11Jul18   
    Cheerfilly        64        Kemp_7_11   11Jul18   
                       
    Geranium        68        Kemp_8_1   11Jul18   
    Divine Messenger        68        Kemp_8_2   11Jul18   
    Crystal Casque        66        Kemp_8_3   11Jul18   
    Stringybark Creek        61        Kemp_8_4   11Jul18   
    Connemera Queen        61        Kemp_8_5   11Jul18   
    Good Luck Charm        61        Kemp_8_6   11Jul18   
    Athassel        58        Kemp_8_7   11Jul18   
    Bookmaker        57        Kemp_8_8   11Jul18   
    Hilight        55        Kemp_8_9   11Jul18   
    Makhfar        52        Kemp_8_10   11Jul18   
    Polar Light        50        Kemp_8_11   11Jul18   
    The Bear Can Fly        49        Kemp_8_12   11Jul18   
    Noble Gesture        48        Kemp_8_13   11Jul18   
    Bridge Of Sighs        46        Kemp_8_14   11Jul18   
                       
    Directory        60        Kemp_8_1   11Jul18   
    Roman Warrior        59        Kemp_8_2   11Jul18   
    Dame Vera        58        Kemp_8_3   11Jul18   
    World Breaker        57        Kemp_8_4   11Jul18   
    Champs Inblue        55        Kemp_8_5   11Jul18   
    Suitsus        55        Kemp_8_6   11Jul18   
    Unbridled Spirit        55        Kemp_8_7   11Jul18   
    Sicario        53        Kemp_8_8   11Jul18   
    Island Court        53        Kemp_8_9   11Jul18   
    Baz        52        Kemp_8_10   11Jul18   
    Delicate Kiss        52        Kemp_8_11   11Jul18   
    Tagur        50        Kemp_8_12   11Jul18   
    Arrowzone        50        Kemp_8_13   11Jul18   
    Ross Raith Rover        47        Kemp_8_14   11Jul18   
                       
    Lady Al Thumama        67        Kemp_8_1   11Jul18   
    Diocles Of Rome        67        Kemp_8_2   11Jul18   
    Margie's Choice        65        Kemp_8_3   11Jul18   
    Landue        64        Kemp_8_4   11Jul18   
    Face Like Thunder        63        Kemp_8_5   11Jul18   
    Dance Me        60        Kemp_8_6   11Jul18   
    Pastoral Dreams        57        Kemp_8_7   11Jul18   
    Prime Minister        52        Kemp_8_8   11Jul18   
    Ragstone Road        51        Kemp_8_9   11Jul18   
    Dukeofwallingford        51        Kemp_8_10   11Jul18   
    Carlini        45        Kemp_8_11   11Jul18   
    Passing Clouds        38        Kemp_8_12   11Jul18   
                       
    Firelight        59        Kemp_6_1   11Jul18   
    Shorter Skirt        59        Kemp_6_2   11Jul18   
    Summer Blossom        55        Kemp_6_3   11Jul18   
    Penarth Pier        50        Kemp_6_4   11Jul18   
    Quarry Beach        49        Kemp_6_5   11Jul18   
    Lajeen        49        Kemp_6_6   11Jul18   
    Across The Sea        48        Kemp_6_7   11Jul18   
    Feel Glorious        47        Kemp_6_8   11Jul18   
    Double Quick        43        Kemp_6_9   11Jul18   
    Heavenly Bliss        41        Kemp_6_10   11Jul18   
    One Kiss        39        Kemp_6_11   11Jul18   
    Aghast        28        Kemp_6_12   11Jul18   
                       
    Magellan        59        Kemp_11_1   11Jul18   
    Armandihan        56        Kemp_11_2   11Jul18   
    Continuum        56        Kemp_11_3   11Jul18   
    Majrooh        56        Kemp_11_4   11Jul18   
    Zzoro        56        Kemp_11_5   11Jul18   
    Long John Silver        55        Kemp_11_6   11Jul18   
    Villette        54        Kemp_11_7   11Jul18   
    Tangramm        53        Kemp_11_8   11Jul18   
    Bluff Crag        52        Kemp_11_9   11Jul18   
    Detachment        50        Kemp_11_10   11Jul18   
    Vettori Rules        45        Kemp_11_11   11Jul18   
    Vincent's Forever        43        Kemp_11_12   11Jul18   
    High Command        31        Kemp_11_13   11Jul18   
                       
    Fantasy Keeper        79        Kemp_6_1   11Jul18   
    Han Solo Berger        74        Kemp_6_2   11Jul18   
    Pennsylvania Dutch        73        Kemp_6_3   11Jul18   
    Blazed        71        Kemp_6_4   11Jul18   
    Operative        69        Kemp_6_5   11Jul18   
    Signore Piccolo        66        Kemp_6_6   11Jul18   
    Little Palaver        63        Kemp_6_7   11Jul18   
    King Of Rooks        61        Kemp_6_8   11Jul18   
    Van Gerwen        53        Kemp_6_9   11Jul18   
    Cappananty Con        51        Kemp_6_10   11Jul18   
    Always Amazing        50        Kemp_6_11   11Jul18   
    Young John        43        Kemp_6_12   11Jul18   
Report smirnoff2therescue July 12, 2018 12:18 AM BST
how were you writing bets from ya local laddies then when you hav openly said you are/in corfew then -..... go on answer that one LaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report Cork Langer July 12, 2018 12:18 AM BST
when burkey says no bets he means he hasn't had any winners to send onto GG to post, losers galore this week, like that lay he advised yesterday that bolted in, when your lucks out it is out, something a compulsive like turkey never comprehends
Report GLASGOWCALLING July 12, 2018 12:18 AM BST
I know feck All about speed ratings, but surely they are not seasonal.?? I would have thought the opposite and the better the ground the more precise they are.?
Report Burkey1885 July 12, 2018 12:19 AM BST
U can get rating line tvst kf racing post ur time firm mouse
Report Cork Langer July 12, 2018 12:22 AM BST
So everything else aside burkey, when you going to confirm acceptance of shafters challenge, or must we spread the word that you are an habitual liar, bottler, bluffer, nothing more , nothing less...!
Report mouse muldoon July 12, 2018 12:22 AM BST
You sound like you don't know what you're doing.
Report smirnoff2therescue July 12, 2018 12:24 AM BST
conveniently you hav swerved my question Mart .....i wonder why..... maybe im a tad confused LaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report Cork Langer July 12, 2018 12:24 AM BST
The only speed rating burkey has ever calculated was when answering the Service Questionnaire in his local kebeb shop...!
Report mouse muldoon July 12, 2018 12:25 AM BST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9BQAAT10Mw
Report mouse muldoon July 12, 2018 12:27 AM BST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z-2keWtDuQ
Report Cork Langer July 12, 2018 12:27 AM BST
good old burkey, whenever a question has you by the short and curleys, run Forrest, run Forrest run...!
Report mouse muldoon July 12, 2018 12:28 AM BST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwbxlSnKE9U
Report Irish are lucky July 12, 2018 12:32 AM BST
mart
“am in curfew” you said the other day

what were you saying here. you’re where?
Report Magic__Daps July 12, 2018 12:36 AM BST
On curfew from the asylum..... back in the straight jacket by about 830
Report Magic__Daps July 12, 2018 12:37 AM BST
In Corfu one min and placing bets in laddies in Edinburgh - borrowing Branson’s private jet no doubt
Report STATSMAN July 12, 2018 12:38 AM BST
Enjoy your day out mart

The massiah posts and the dogs come barking Cool
Report BIG GURU July 12, 2018 12:38 AM BST
He did mean Corfu which is a Greek themed pub in Edinburgh (HTH) Happy
Report mouse muldoon July 12, 2018 12:39 AM BST
The chickens cluck and the bulls sheet.
Report Willie Shafter. July 12, 2018 12:44 AM BST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9BQAAT10Mw
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