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Burkey1885
11 Jul 18 23:20
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Yes that package tve Guy put uo on the other thread was not the one am going on ? Am going on the up graded version , which included 2 nights stay in hotel on top ats around £2600 worth ? Am looking right onto the 18th hole al wave at u hope you are watching on tv they tend to focas on the celebs am always ducking away from the cameras fella ! Carnooooooostie here a come ,  you never know with hotel near by I might even get w birdie LoveLoveLaughLaughLaughLaughWink
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By:
mouse muldoon
When: 11 Jul 18 23:22
Do you calculate your speed ratings in between holes?
By:
Burkey1885
When: 11 Jul 18 23:23
Between holes depends on the curve of her bum LaughLaughLaugh
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 11 Jul 18 23:24
Where do you put the calculator? LaughLaughLaugh
By:
Burkey1885
When: 11 Jul 18 23:25
Heard they double booked the room they said mr Faldo sorry that’s room cannot be transferred we await the arrival of the massiah ! GrinLaughLaugh
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 11 Jul 18 23:27
Do you need all 10 fingers to calculate the ratings?
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 11 Jul 18 23:29
POOR MART...THE MINDSET OF A 12YR OLD...

AND THE IQ OF A MOTH.
By:
Burkey1885
When: 11 Jul 18 23:30

Jul 11, 2018 -- 11:24PM, mouse muldoon wrote:


Where do you put the calculator?


When you git a tall long legged blonde , being good with figures takes on a hole new persceiption Tongue Out  I tend using your fingers works better than a calculator LaughLaugh

By:
Burkey1885
When: 11 Jul 18 23:31

Jul 11, 2018 -- 11:29PM, Willie Shafter. wrote:


POOR MART...THE MINDSET OF A 12YR OLD...AND THE IQ OF A MOTH.


Last time u got a ride was on the billy smarts circus ,   BlushLaughLaugh

By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 11 Jul 18 23:32
mrat yuo tlak smoe fnkucig stihe.
By:
Burkey1885
When: 11 Jul 18 23:33
One day willy u might join the famous like me son now now back in your kennel , u might bite off more than u can chew !  As per BlushSurprised
By:
Burkey1885
When: 11 Jul 18 23:35
Just fir the record bookmakers have me at 2/5 to get a home in one
Cell 1 Cell 2
Cell 3 Cell 4
Love
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 11 Jul 18 23:35
i'd like to try your nose.
By:
the dealer
When: 11 Jul 18 23:35
unless your staying in the clubhouse you aint looking over the 18th green


pleased for you getting a surprised upgrade after yesterdays convo on here
By:
smirnoff2therescue
When: 11 Jul 18 23:35
You seem to have forgot about your previous girlfriend from Portugal from last/previous years Mart - you know .... the one you mentioned the otha night - i aint even gona go on typing cos ya is a lowlife pure and simple..CryCrySadSad

Night night
By:
Burkey1885
When: 11 Jul 18 23:36
U wd not get near it u wd wake up with stars and thinking u got hit by a bus CrazyScared
By:
Burkey1885
When: 11 Jul 18 23:38

Jul 11, 2018 -- 11:35PM, smirnoff2therescue wrote:


You seem to have forgot about your previous girlfriend from Portugal from last/previous years Mart - you know .... the one you mentioned the otha night - i aint even gona go on typing cos ya is a lowlife pure and simple..Night night


What are u actually talking about because I have no idea  ,  explain why I am a low life tar you barking up the wrong tree and know zero about nev

By:
smirnoff2therescue
When: 11 Jul 18 23:40
thats cos you lie on a daily basis ya fookin bafoon

own ya **** ya fookin loon
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 11 Jul 18 23:41
chamberlain?
By:
Willie Shafter.
When: 11 Jul 18 23:42
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRjFWDGs1g

BURKEY
By:
Burkey1885
When: 11 Jul 18 23:43
Shearer might even stick my kilt on  I don’t lie sorry I have a great life  am I live it to the full not like some sad fkiers on here no the fact is I stated I something line in your dreams when I posted that girl in red well I was seeing her m8 guess am lucky that way ‘   Stop guessing son tar
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 11 Jul 18 23:44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Scleqtfwsk
By:
Burkey1885
When: 11 Jul 18 23:44
She was tidy hey shearer Tongue Out
By:
Burkey1885
When: 11 Jul 18 23:45
Shears I lie daily really what I lies about tonight cheers
By:
Burkey1885
When: 11 Jul 18 23:46
18 th green private box. ?
By:
smirnoff2therescue
When: 11 Jul 18 23:48
ok i shall indulge......

why you not wiv her now LaughLaughLaugh
By:
Burkey1885
When: 11 Jul 18 23:48
Stephen applied but they said no rif raf it’s a gentleman’s club ! LaughLaugh
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 11 Jul 18 23:49
She with CR7 now
By:
the dealer
When: 11 Jul 18 23:50
never seen private boxes around the 18th green at Carnoustie,once the grandstand is up to the right of the green and with the club house directly behind the green there isnt the room as far as iknow.
By:
smirnoff2therescue
When: 11 Jul 18 23:51
2 hows her big C coming on....... wea ll know that one dont you

Lads like you propa press my buttons lad plain and simplePlainPlain
By:
Burkey1885
When: 11 Jul 18 23:51
I fell out with her she wants me back messaged me all the time shears truth , she like booomrang keeps coming back LaughLaugh.  That’s who I took to Alvor last month
By:
Burkey1885
When: 11 Jul 18 23:53
She not got big c donut she had an op I took her away on hol actually befure her op because she will be of work fir 3 weeks !
By:
GLASGOWCALLING
When: 11 Jul 18 23:54
Have you booked yours and Shearer's holiday yet mart ?
By:
Burkey1885
When: 11 Jul 18 23:54
U getting mixed up shearer the guy I am taking to golf has big c  u know idea how happy he was when I told him  he just got married 2 years ago ffs Sad
By:
smirnoff2therescue
When: 11 Jul 18 23:55
the prosecution rests m/lord - wot a fookin lowlife you are SadSadSad
By:
Burkey1885
When: 11 Jul 18 23:56

Jul 11, 2018 -- 11:55PM, smirnoff2therescue wrote:


the prosecution rests m/lord - wot a fookin lowlife you are


Your getting it all wrong shears  I have been really good to her  treated her like princess above and behinds the call of duty

By:
Burkey1885
When: 11 Jul 18 23:58
What’s a done now LaughLaugh wasn’t me ! Laugh
By:
smirnoff2therescue
When: 11 Jul 18 23:58
im looking forward to getting to Portugal in 2hrs 30 mins om Marts private jet Glasgow LaughLaughLaugh
By:
Burkey1885
When: 11 Jul 18 23:59
U listening to that tea pot dopey dopey by name dopey by nature I never ever stated Ami flew from Glasgow Manchester dafty
By:
smirnoff2therescue
When: 12 Jul 18 00:00
2 mins difference ydc
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