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prepared83
18 Jun 17 14:36
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Anyone fancy anything thats running? Best bar to drink in? Best food to eat? Hoping they'll be plenty of women there as well
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Report prepared83 June 18, 2017 6:41 PM BST
Just glanced through the card and looks quite tricky. Anyone spotted anything?
Report paulypaul June 18, 2017 7:46 PM BST
7.15 - Whitecrest (all over the place LTO)

You can find best bars, best food but you won't find a best women if you're fugly Grin
Report chavman June 18, 2017 7:57 PM BST
Gosden in the 8.15 -
Report prepared83 June 18, 2017 10:28 PM BST
Cheers lads, told im decent looking so we shall see. Anyone else?
Report penzance June 18, 2017 10:30 PM BST
yeh.I'm good looking aswell.
Report Deltâ June 18, 2017 10:30 PM BST
^ mums always say that ...
Report Deltâ June 18, 2017 10:30 PM BST
^
^
Report prepared83 June 18, 2017 10:35 PM BST
Jokers Laugh my face all over the net on twitter as prepared83 so take a look then comment you ugly f eckers Laugh
Report Deltâ June 18, 2017 10:44 PM BST
have you got nuts stored in ya cheeks?
Report saddo June 18, 2017 10:53 PM BST
Has this turned into a grooming fred?
Report Deltâ June 19, 2017 9:30 AM BST
5.45 Hope is High
6.15 Demons Rock


have a great night!
Report Callisto-moon June 19, 2017 9:44 AM BST
Has your bird dumped you then?
Sorry if she has.
Report Evee June 19, 2017 11:11 AM BST
I just had a look at your Twitter pic. In my opinion you're reasonably good looking Craig. Judging by the stance and the head to body proportion you might be a little on the short side but it's difficult to gauge on your profile pic alone.
Good luck at Windsor. You'll notice that David Evans has a sizeable contingent tonight. He tends to do well at this Windsor meeting in June and you'd do worse than backing his runners blind in the Win or Place markets at BFSP (specifically at this meet).
Some stats I grabbed from HRB:
D.Evans at Windsor in June has a combined Win/Place SR of 43% from 79 runners since 2008 at an ROI at BFSP of > 140%/45% (Win/Place)
The 18:45 is a 2yo Seller. Evans (3 runners here) has 5 wins from the 12 such races at Windsor he has had runners in, including winning this race the last 4 years. His shortest priced runner has always finished ahead of any longer priced runner when he has had multiple entrants in the race, although his 33/1 runner finished 3rd to his 3/1 winning favourite in 2011 so hitting the frame with one of the outsiders is a possibility.

In the 19:45 Pretty Bubbles is overpriced at 10/1. She gets a nice weight advantage with King Of Spin from their meeting on 1 May, has a nice draw today in 2 and she should be no worse than equal in the market with King Of Spin (5/1). She's about due to win another race.
I have a few other tips but I have to run.
Keep yourself nice, don't bet more than you can afford to lose, and don't drink too much alcohol.
Report layingisthewayforward June 19, 2017 11:17 AM BST
Dont forget the suncream.
Report Deltâ June 19, 2017 11:54 AM BST
...and the condoms
Report degsy42 June 19, 2017 12:31 PM BST
ky jelly ?
Report Deltâ June 19, 2017 1:02 PM BST
significant jockey change on first race fav now


Jane Elliott off

Darragh Keenan (5) on
Report degsy42 June 19, 2017 1:20 PM BST
is that good delta ?
Report Deltâ June 19, 2017 1:25 PM BST
depends on ya view degsy42


race is for apprentices, less than 25 winner's so Jane was good booking as the most experience of the field


however horse has 6lb penalty for last weeks win so almost nullified by new riders allowance and looks straight forward ride, so


as they say its 98% horse and weight stops trains, think I will take it as a positive... [his last ride was a winner, albeit only his 2nd!]
Report degsy42 June 19, 2017 1:50 PM BST
cheers for the insight
Report prepared83 June 19, 2017 2:15 PM BST
Cheers for all the replies lads and thank you evee Love im actually bang on 6 foot but i have a fat head.
Going through the card again now. Keep them coming if anyone else fancies anything.
Can see me passing out in this heat later.
Report prepared83 June 19, 2017 2:16 PM BST
Split up with the bird months ago moon and been working my way through tinder since
Report Cork Langer June 19, 2017 6:13 PM BST
Evee on the ball, wd
Report Cork Langer June 19, 2017 7:36 PM BST
He can't say you didn't give good advice Evee, be interesting to see whether he followed it, wd
Report Deltâ June 19, 2017 8:15 PM BST
wd Evee
Report Callisto-moon June 19, 2017 8:17 PM BST
Was Steven fry on tinder?
Windsor won't know what's hit it.
Report Deltâ June 19, 2017 8:24 PM BST
D Keenan rightly got 4 days for the whip excess
should have also got 4 days for the interference
an additional 4 days for being useless on it ..



THE ROYAL WINDSOR RACECOURSE APPRENTICE HANDICAP STAKES (CLASS 6)

The Stewards held an enquiry into the use of the whip by Darragh Keenan, the rider of HOPE IS HIGH, placed second, from two furlongs out. Being a 7lb claimer, Keenan was accompanied by the trainer, John Berry. Having heard his evidence and viewed recordings of the race, they found him in breach of Schedule (B)6 Part 2 in that he used his whip above the permitted level. The Stewards suspended Keenan for 4 days as follows: Monday 3 to Thursday 6 July 2017.

The Stewards noted that, approximately 6 furlongs out, HOPE IS HIGH, placed second, ran wide on the bend giving MARSHALL AID (IRE), placed fourth, a slight bump but after viewing a recording of the incident they were satisfied that it neither involved a riding offence nor improved HOPE IS HIGH’s placing.
Report prepared83 June 19, 2017 11:19 PM BST
Steven fry? f eck off. Home now and had a great night. Big shout out to evee for pointing me in the right direction. Returned a profit,
well beers and entrance paid for etc. Got a tinder bird due round in an hour as well. Moon u ****?
Report prepared83 June 19, 2017 11:20 PM BST
q u e e r
Report saddo June 20, 2017 12:57 AM BST
Callisto-moon    19 Jun 17 20:13 
Auto payment of benefits whilst I plunge into the betting feast that is royal ass it.



Hmmm.
Report Evee June 20, 2017 4:38 AM BST
Pleased to hear you had a good evening. Hope you didn't get sunburnt.
I know the Shropshire Wolves ownership group were expecting Bahamian Dollar to win Pretty Bubbles' race and it worked out well with the Evans horse being the one that beat her. There'll be another day for P.Bubbles.
You're very game putting your photo out there for the forum to have their way with. Kudos :)
Report prepared83 June 20, 2017 11:31 AM BST
Thanks evee. Had a great night, bit of a sore head today though. Tinder bird has only just left(tried holding my hand whilst
i was going through the ascot card) taxi was ordered a minute later. I'm not fussed about people mocking my pic etc. Love the banter/abuse Laugh
Report BigField June 20, 2017 11:36 AM BST
nice prepared she fit?
Report prepared83 June 20, 2017 11:50 AM BST
Not great but ok. Knew what she was doing in the sack though. She was a sweaty shaking mess by the time she went. Fingers still stink
Report BigField June 20, 2017 11:51 AM BST
Lovely stuff good job on to the next one
Report prepared83 June 20, 2017 11:53 AM BST
Indeed pal. Texting one now and have a date lined up for tomorrow night
Report BigField June 20, 2017 12:14 PM BST
Cheeky, I'm taking a lass out from work on Saturday night, pretty sure she's game, good body and a good enough face too haha
Report prepared83 June 20, 2017 12:22 PM BST
Good work bigfield, get on it and update us with how it goes. How old is she?
Report Virgin June 20, 2017 12:47 PM BST
Need to find a tinder bird that can pick winners whilst getting rattled .... 

Holy grail .....

Me not you Laugh
Report Virgin June 20, 2017 12:49 PM BST
It's picking the winner within that 2 minutes slot  .....that's the hard bit Blush
Report prepared83 June 20, 2017 12:51 PM BST
Hope in running jump racing isn't your thing then Grin
Report Virgin June 20, 2017 12:57 PM BST
No more of a 2 furlong sprinter these days Laugh
Report BigField June 20, 2017 1:09 PM BST
She's 22, I'm 25 so it's alright, will definitely let you know how it goes even if it goes sh*t lol
Report prepared83 June 20, 2017 1:14 PM BST
22's a great age CoolLove yeah let us know as always interesting to hear how us lads get on.
I've been slapped, called a k unt, made them cry and had one crazy bird threaten to throw herself of a building on some of my first dates Grin
All good fun though. Oh and i must mention how one ex tried to run me over Laugh
Report Cork Langer June 20, 2017 1:15 PM BST
On the first date...! What do you do for an encore.........
Report jamesdean June 20, 2017 1:18 PM BST
prepared83
15 Jun 17 18:34
Joined: 06 May 10 | Topic/replies: 3,988 | Blogger: prepared83's blog


To carry on my saturday night after feeding the homeless i matched with a bird on tinder in the evening. 1.15am she messages saying u out?
I said no home now. She said want company? Text her my address and she was here in a taxi in 15 mins  blew my load 3 times
in 12 hours  tried holding my hand the next day when i was trading the cricket, ordered her a taxi and never to be seen again
Report REDROB June 20, 2017 1:20 PM BST
Laugh
Report jamesdean June 20, 2017 1:20 PM BST
|prepared83
20 Jun 17 11:31
Joined: 06 May 10 | Topic/replies: 3,988 | Blogger: prepared83's blog
Thanks evee. Had a great night, bit of a sore head today though. Tinder bird has only just left(tried holding my hand whilst
i was going through the ascot card) taxi was ordered a minute later
.



Uncanny that..

Do you know Jay from the inbetweeners?
Report prepared83 June 20, 2017 1:22 PM BST
Exactly the same thing james with this one. Honestly this women are nuts and crazy. They love to try holding hands the next day Laugh
Had plenty of beers thrown at me over the years as well cork. Jay from the inbetweeners LaughLaughLaugh may sound far fetched
but i promise you its all true. Come for a night out with me in Reading if you want bud
Report prepared83 June 20, 2017 1:26 PM BST
All come to Reading for a night out. Plenty of pubs,bars,casinos,betting shops and slappers.
Report BigField June 20, 2017 2:32 PM BST

Jun 20, 2017 -- 1:14PM, prepared83 wrote:


22's a great age  yeah let us know as always interesting to hear how us lads get on. I've been slapped, called a k unt, made them cry and had one crazy bird threaten to throw herself of a building on some of my first dates All good fun though. Oh and i must mention how one ex tried to run me over


Haha can't beat a bit of first date drama! All about the experiences lol

Report BigField June 26, 2017 5:26 PM BST
The date went well, went for drinks then out to dinner (to a restaurant that was more expensive than I'd realised but oh well Rare Rhythm ensured that wasn't a problem!), going out on Wednesday night again so we could be on to a good thing here!
Report saddo June 26, 2017 5:37 PM BST
Good thing? She's already sapped ya for a fancy dinner.
Report BigField June 26, 2017 5:45 PM BST
Good thing in the long run, she seems a good chick
Report BigField June 26, 2017 5:46 PM BST
even wants to go to the races with me lol may try to do sandown but not on eclipse day as it's a bit rammed, but sometimes ladies love getting all dressed up for that sh*t
Report prepared83 June 26, 2017 5:52 PM BST
Good work bigfield. What you got lined up for the second date on wednesday?
Report BigField June 26, 2017 5:57 PM BST
I suggested drinks and/or dinner but she said she wanted to do bowling haha so bowling it is, probably accompanied by drinks after
Report saddo June 26, 2017 6:17 PM BST
Make sure the holes are large enough if you have big hands.
Report BigField June 26, 2017 6:23 PM BST
LOL
Report BigField June 26, 2017 6:24 PM BST
although did mess my thumb up at work the other week, tore a ligament in it so probably going to be useless
Report prepared83 June 26, 2017 7:11 PM BST
Make sure you win the bowling bud. Keep us updated with how it goes. Think i may have met a keeper in the last week as well.
Only 23 and im 33 so all good
Report BigField June 26, 2017 7:14 PM BST
Oh I will, if she's weirdly good (she's a sporty chick) I'll have to get her a quick few drinks.
Very nice mate, sounds promising indeed, we could both be changed men this time next month haha
Report prepared83 June 26, 2017 7:26 PM BST
Doubt i'll change mate, difficult to cover up that i usually drink 8-12 pints a night Shocked
They don't seem to like that much for some reason. Already asked her if she has any unrestricted betting accounts Laugh
Report Deltâ June 26, 2017 8:17 PM BST
does the 23yo want to hold hands yet?
Report prepared83 June 26, 2017 8:25 PM BST
LaughLaugh honestly both times true. Yeah held hands with her in a graveyard in Reading the other night Grin
Report Cork Langer June 26, 2017 8:30 PM BST
Was it twilight...
Report prepared83 June 26, 2017 8:56 PM BST
No idea about twlight but it was nob out night
Report BigField June 26, 2017 10:26 PM BST
good work mate, I'm yet to do the deed with this one, Wednesday could be the night but don't fancy spending another £25 on an Uber on Thursday morning to get home and showered in time for work again.....having said that I wouldn't decline the offer
Report prepared83 June 26, 2017 10:52 PM BST
Get on it bud, lifes short do it. PM me and we'll do a night out bud ha
Report prepared83 June 27, 2017 3:56 PM BST
check out my thread on chit chat lads. Man gets hit by a bus in Reading and goes straight in the pub Laugh
Nothing comes between a man and his beer in Reading Laugh
Report top2rated June 27, 2017 4:20 PM BST
Report top2rated June 27, 2017 4:20 PM BST
Whoops!

Sorry, I clicked on the 'post reply' button in error.
Report prepared83 June 27, 2017 4:26 PM BST
Very good top2 Laugh
Report Deltâ June 27, 2017 4:27 PM BST
prepared83, you been to sussex lately? Shocked


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4642782/Woman-needed-surgery-remov...
Report mouse muldoon June 27, 2017 5:05 PM BST
Sussex? I thought he was like David Brent:

'Slough's a big place, and when I'm finished with Slough there's Reading. Aldershot, Bracknell...you know...I've got Didcot, Yately.'
Report prepared83 June 27, 2017 5:07 PM BST
Not me delta but sounds like my kind of lady Laugh
Report prepared83 July 3, 2017 6:02 PM BST
How did the bowling go bigfield? Already messed mine up.
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