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crooser
04 Jun 17 08:49
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After some success last year, when a few people - who have probably been banned - got very jealous and annoying, I've decided again to post my REAL profit and loss starting from today Sunday 4th June.

All bets are BEST ODDS GUARANTEED (as always with me) and a running profit/loss will be regularly updated, as ALL the best posted will be my REAL bets placed just before.

Feel free to join in and post but obviously, any stupid comments and/or remarks will be totally ignored. Criticism I don't mind at all, but constant digging and negativity is really not needed.

To kick us off:

Muthmir 4.40 Chantilly 5-1 £10 each-way 1/5
Volnay De Thaix 4.15 Perth 12-1 £10 each-way 1/4
Vocal Experience 4.40 Listoowel 8-1 £10 each-way 1/4
Avalanche 5.10 Listowel 12-1 £10 each-way 1/4
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Report chavman August 6, 2017 2:06 AM BST
hardly van hoogstraadt
Report chavman August 6, 2017 2:10 AM BST
i am currently paying her other son 50 quid a week until he starts a dry lining apprenticeship at the start of september
Report Willie Shafter. August 6, 2017 2:17 AM BST
in vienna?
Report chavman August 6, 2017 2:17 AM BST
and as you know i live in one of the better areas of london
Report chavman August 6, 2017 2:18 AM BST
viennaConfused-lay off the spice
Report Willie Shafter. August 6, 2017 2:19 AM BST
van Hoogstraten

Nicholas will be furious craig.
Report chavman August 6, 2017 2:20 AM BST
nicolas van hoogstraten
Report chavman August 6, 2017 2:23 AM BST
should have bought him a cafe up north fot the price of a few bets on the bow
Report chavman August 6, 2017 2:27 AM BST
alreet bonny lad-yeh just a bacon sandwich please luv
Report chavman August 6, 2017 2:32 AM BST
and i will tell you this now-the law of physics will apply
Report chavman August 6, 2017 2:40 AM BST
have you seen  what the colombians do-they shoot em in the bollox to paralyse em
Report s.kenbo August 6, 2017 6:53 AM BST

Aug 5, 2017 -- 7:43PM, chavman wrote:


mad to think i was only born 35 years after the end of ww2,innocent childhood in the 70s seems like a world away


Sort your maths out, Chav! (or your history!)

Report chavman August 6, 2017 10:35 AM BST
Sorry,25 years after ww2 Blush
Report Willie Shafter. August 6, 2017 11:21 AM BST
craig confused re his age...

37/47/57/67

5/2 the field..croosers on 67
Report GLASGOWCALLING August 6, 2017 11:25 AM BST
.. as an ex tunnel builder chav is used to digging himself into a hole.  Wink
Report chavman August 6, 2017 12:00 PM BST
Might be going down to HP for my last underground gig if the doughs right,find out this week.
Report s.kenbo August 6, 2017 12:04 PM BST
HP?
Report Irish are lucky August 6, 2017 12:06 PM BST
Sauce taster
Report chavman August 6, 2017 12:11 PM BST
Somerset kenbo
Report s.kenbo August 6, 2017 12:14 PM BST
Cool
Report Willie Shafter. August 6, 2017 5:01 PM BST
currently -586
Report crooser August 7, 2017 8:56 AM BST
FFS... WS please do not feel the need to PM me EVER AGAIN.

I have no interest in your miserable, lonely existence. PMing me to say it's all just banter and not to take it all seriously... Trust me, I do not take you seriously and really don't care what figures you make up.
Your kind words, which some on here might find rather alarming and perhaps even half-decent for someone so hideously vile, mean nothing to me - exactly like you.
If you honestly thought I was going to actually PM you back then you seriously are delusional.
As far as I'm concerned, this thread is now just left to you and your Kyle-catalogue-giro gang.
Report chavman August 7, 2017 9:04 AM BST
A 100 word rant that served no purpose other than to expose yourself as a quite bitter individual.
Report chavman August 7, 2017 9:11 AM BST
It may also disappoint you to learn that nobody actually cares about your selections as you are a confirmed consistent loser that is deluded enough to think that we don't remember every thread you have started is heavily in loss before you abandon it
Report Willie Shafter. August 7, 2017 9:16 AM BST
well said craig...

craig..what would you say the true odds are of me actually sending crooser a pm?
Report Deltâ August 7, 2017 9:17 AM BST
post ya PM

tar
Report chavman August 7, 2017 9:32 AM BST
Slim to zero as your social skills and vocabulary are limited
Report Willie Shafter. August 7, 2017 9:36 AM BST
akin to your betting p&l.
Report chavman August 7, 2017 10:01 AM BST
I'd say the onus is now on crooser to produce the PM otherwise the little credibility left would be destroyed.

Not producing the alleged PM would be tantamount to being exposed as a fantasist and liar.
Report holywell August 7, 2017 10:18 AM BST
You're right chavman.

If Willie denies sending a PM then crooser should post the alleged message otherwise poor old crooser's credibility is gone.Sad
Report the dealer August 7, 2017 10:47 AM BST
agreed

1.01 it will never appear
Report Willie Shafter. August 7, 2017 3:15 PM BST
i can guarantee on my grandaughters life i sent no pm...would need screenshot as its a simple edit.

if he posts a screenshot i will donate £25,000 to IJF and produce evidence.
Report Deltâ August 7, 2017 3:21 PM BST
from: Willie
to : Deltá
date: this morning

just pulling ya plonker laddie, y i
chill man

love ya
steve
Report Willie Shafter. August 7, 2017 3:35 PM BST
cruiser yfdsc
Report chavman August 7, 2017 3:45 PM BST
crooser 07 Aug 17 08:56
FFS... WS please do not feel the need to PM me EVER AGAIN.

I have no interest in your miserable, lonely existence. PMing me to say it's all just banter and not to take it all seriously... Trust me, I do not take you seriously and really don't care what figures you make up.
Your kind words, which some on here might find rather alarming and perhaps even half-decent for someone so hideously vile, mean nothing to me - exactly like you.
If you honestly thought I was going to actually PM you back then you seriously are delusional.
As far as I'm concerned, this thread is now just left to you and your Kyle-catalogue-giro gang.

ShockedShocked insulted a dozen people in one post-impressive
Report Willie Shafter. August 7, 2017 3:56 PM BST
13 actually.
Report chavman August 7, 2017 4:00 PM BST
the tone of it is pretty venomous
Report chavman August 7, 2017 4:02 PM BST
especially when you consider the PM never existed
Report Irish are lucky August 7, 2017 4:12 PM BST
Crooser is keen to keep this charade going. Fake results then followed with complete lies. Is he just a loser or is he still thinking he can make a few quid for this
Report Willie Shafter. August 7, 2017 4:22 PM BST
currently -863
Report chavman August 7, 2017 4:26 PM BST
think the pressures getting to him,inventing pms is bizarre behaviour
Report Willie Shafter. August 7, 2017 4:29 PM BST
concur craig..most peculiar.
Report chavman August 7, 2017 5:17 PM BST
he just dropped another 40 today
Report 11kv August 7, 2017 5:26 PM BST
Thanks for the PM Crooser,a winners a winner m8
Report crooser August 7, 2017 5:27 PM BST
No problem
Report the dealer August 7, 2017 5:40 PM BST
cringeworthy
Report chavman August 7, 2017 5:45 PM BST
should be easy enough to post the PM then 11kv
Report Willie Shafter. August 7, 2017 5:55 PM BST
LOL
Report 11kv August 7, 2017 6:00 PM BST
Was a PM Chavman
Report chavman August 7, 2017 6:01 PM BST
easy enough to post
Report the dealer August 7, 2017 6:04 PM BST
is sending a pm saying thanks allowed ?
Report 11kv August 7, 2017 6:05 PM BST
Why would I post a PM, if he wanted to broadcast the bet it would have been on the thread...
Report 11kv August 7, 2017 6:06 PM BST
You seem a tad agitated The Dealer ?
Report the dealer August 7, 2017 6:11 PM BST
na just checking the PM RULES

they seem a tad strange. off course i have seen you post that loads when they lose
Report crooser August 7, 2017 6:19 PM BST
Few get very jealous on here my my
Report 11kv August 7, 2017 6:19 PM BST
No point thanking him for a losing bet
Report Willie Shafter. August 7, 2017 6:19 PM BST
currently -903
Report crooser August 7, 2017 6:20 PM BST
Your figures are worse than yours and your Mrs (or Mr)
Report the dealer August 7, 2017 6:20 PM BST
ah crooser the jealous bit, then the troll bit, then the ........

off course we all are
Report the dealer August 7, 2017 6:21 PM BST
you taking up his kind donation to a fantastic charity crooser. just post the PM
Report Irish are lucky August 7, 2017 6:21 PM BST
Crooser is a character set up for the forum

Only the thick actually believe him
Report crooser August 7, 2017 6:21 PM BST
Hit a nerve? Oops
Report the dealer August 7, 2017 6:22 PM BST
oh aye a nerve and jealous,
Report the dealer August 7, 2017 6:23 PM BST
to save me a lot of wasted time, will you post WS PM YES OR NO

£25K a lot of money to a deserving charity
Report Willie Shafter. August 7, 2017 6:33 PM BST
the dealer    07 Aug 17 18:21 
you taking up his kind donation to a fantastic charity crooser. just post the PM

'screenshot'
Report the dealer August 7, 2017 6:34 PM BST
of course Happy
Report 11kv August 7, 2017 6:38 PM BST
Just hand the donation over to the deserving Charity,a very kind offer from you.

No reason to deprive a worthy cause because of long running thread on a gambling forum imo.

Plain
Report the dealer August 7, 2017 6:40 PM BST
aye makes sense that a simple screen shot would guarantee their money but your mate wont post it


sad times indeed, unless off course the PM is total bollix
Report saddo August 7, 2017 6:41 PM BST
Must be innit.
Report the dealer August 7, 2017 6:41 PM BST
of course it is
Report chavman August 7, 2017 7:01 PM BST
that really is an outstanding offer WS -let me get this right-all hes got to do is screenshot the PM?
Report Willie Shafter. August 7, 2017 8:46 PM BST
craig..you think i'd swear on my grand daughters life?
Report Willie Shafter. August 7, 2017 8:46 PM BST
i dont even use the new forum .
Report Willie Shafter. August 8, 2017 2:10 PM BST
cruiser the fabricator

    ℓoℓ
Report Willie Shafter. August 8, 2017 7:00 PM BST
currently -1103
Report Irish are lucky August 8, 2017 7:11 PM BST
A metal fabricator?
Report FELTFAIR August 8, 2017 7:14 PM BST
Where are you Parsnip?
Report Willie Shafter. August 8, 2017 7:15 PM BST
yes irish..otherwise known as a sheet metal worker.
Report Willie Shafter. August 9, 2017 3:46 PM BST
currently -1303
Report Willie Shafter. August 11, 2017 6:36 PM BST
currently -1603
Report 11kv August 11, 2017 6:48 PM BST
BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Report s.kenbo August 11, 2017 6:55 PM BST
Vintager?
Report 11kv August 11, 2017 7:00 PM BST
Shocked
Report s.kenbo August 11, 2017 7:02 PM BST
Confused
Report Willie Shafter. August 11, 2017 7:44 PM BST
ew placed

currently -1599
Report FELTFAIR August 11, 2017 7:48 PM BST
I am now registered with the local food bank.
Report Willie Shafter. August 11, 2017 8:17 PM BST
0   ℓ
Report Willie Shafter. September 8, 2017 4:31 PM BST
Laugh
Report GHOSTOFALEXBIRD September 8, 2017 4:48 PM BST
You bored WilliamMischief
Report GHOSTOFALEXBIRD September 8, 2017 4:52 PM BST
What would you like to talk about if it's the usual crap, then I can't be arsed if you want to talk about something interesting then I'm all earsCrazy
Report Willie Shafter. September 8, 2017 4:56 PM BST
too busy andrew..just pi$$ing about in between races..
Report GHOSTOFALEXBIRD September 8, 2017 5:18 PM BST
That's what I thought good luck

That's if luck comes into itCrazy
Report Willie Shafter. September 8, 2017 5:19 PM BST
waddevva willbee willbee
Report GHOSTOFALEXBIRD September 8, 2017 5:27 PM BST
Shore will will

That is a 1.01
Report Willie Shafter. October 8, 2017 11:51 PM BST
Report Willie Shafter. October 23, 2017 3:21 PM BST
Mischief
Report Willie Shafter. December 15, 2017 11:05 PM GMT
-£9,977
Report vidou December 15, 2017 11:10 PM GMT
total prick
Report Deltâ December 16, 2017 8:26 AM GMT
Captain Scooby, 4.35 Newcastle, todays pick, improver!
Report Willie Shafter. December 16, 2017 10:22 AM GMT
isnt going lower than 45 Cry

vidou daint like cruiser Sad
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