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1930 - Did not enter
1934 - Did not enter
1938 - Did not enter
1950 - withdrew
1954 - Groups - Bottom
1958 - Groups - Bottom
1960 - Did not enter
1962 - DID NOT QUALIFY
1964 - Did not enter
1966 - DID NOT QUALIFY
1968 - DID NOT QUALIFY
1970 - DID NOT QUALIFY
1972 - DID NOT QUALIFY
1974 - Groups - 3rd
1976 - DID NOT QUALIFY
1978 - Groups - 3rd
1980 - DID NOT QUALIFY
1982 - Groups - 3rd
1984 - DID NOT QUALIFY
1986 - Groups  - Bottom
1988 - DID NOT QUALIFY
1990 - Groups - 3rd
1992 - Groups - 3rd
1994 - DID NOT QUALIFY
1996 - Groups - 3rd
1998 - Groups  - Bottom
2000 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2002 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2004 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2006 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2008 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2010 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2012 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2014 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2016 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2018 - DID NOT QUALIFY


NOW GET BACK IN YOUR BOXESLaugh
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Report mesmerised July 11, 2018 11:33 PM BST
Them the facts and stats people, ye cannae mock the English with a record like that, pipe down and leave the grieving to those still sitting at the top table, there should be a separate paupers forum for the footballing underclass to talk amongst themselves, we're going to the Euro's in 2 years, Kind RegardsCool
Report Shrewd_dude July 11, 2018 11:33 PM BST
once spoke to a sweatie who told me they support scotland and anyone except england.
so their record is -


Doubt is was within an hour after Scotland were in a semi after pretending England weren't their rival for the last 24 hours.
Report GRANTCKING July 11, 2018 11:33 PM BST

Jul 11, 2018 -- 5:24PM, Shrewd_dude wrote:


day 1 "You aren't our rivals what so ever"day 2 posts our record at tournaments on the night his team gets papped out the world cup semis.What a ****g muppet.


exactly this, there was some mug in the england v colombia thread the other night aswell going on about scotland in about 5/6 posts, I dont get it

Report Charlton2005 July 11, 2018 11:34 PM BST
if france are 2-0 down and giroud scores a hat trick in stoppage time, he still wouldnt win the ball
Report GRANTCKING July 11, 2018 11:34 PM BST

Jul 11, 2018 -- 5:31PM, Shrewd_dude wrote:


Chin up mate at least Giroud can still win the Golden Ball.


LaughLaughLaugh

Report Shrewd_dude July 11, 2018 11:35 PM BST
Mes clean your boxers mate and give your wee pal LFC a stab to make sure he's alive.
Report mesmerised July 11, 2018 11:50 PM BST
let's have a look at some of your recent managers

Andy Roxburgh
Craig Brown
Berti Vogts
Tommy Burns
Walter Smith
Alex McLeish
George Burley
Craig Levein
Billy Stark
Gordon Strachan
Malky Mackay
Alex McLeish


f*** me it's the who's who on international management Laugh straight from the Mike Bassett school of coaching Laugh

What kind of nation employs Alex McLeish not once but TWICE.

Give your heads a wobble.
Report bankit July 11, 2018 11:54 PM BST
Got to agree with Alex mcleish statement, what a bunch of idiots at Scottish fa
Report GRANTCKING July 11, 2018 11:55 PM BST
could be worse mes, we couldve given the national job to 4-4-2 long ball specialist sam allarydyce who won precisley nothing in 30 years of management
Report themightymac July 11, 2018 11:57 PM BST
We should have gave Clough the Scotland job. He would have jumped at the chance to get back at the snobs at the FA who turned him down. One of the greatest managers in the history of the game. He could have won the WC with Angola.
Report Shrewd_dude July 12, 2018 12:02 AM BST
Not sure why naming managers is relevant but since you have what England manager in the last 50 years has got a better record in international tournaments in the last 50 years than Berti Vogts?

I'll help you out. Berti is the Manager that won the tournament in 1996 which was held in England. Which you still sing about. That wee song about 30 years of hurt and how football was "coming home" (when it was initially meant to be coming homing home, not now decades later).

That's your who's who of football managers you thick clueless ****.
Report mesmerised July 12, 2018 12:04 AM BST
let it all out son....60 years of DNQ's and wooden spoons is bound to take it's toll on a man Laugh
Report hulk23 July 12, 2018 12:07 AM BST
craig levein was also SPL Manager of the Month twice whilst at hearts ...
Report Shrewd_dude July 12, 2018 12:09 AM BST
Mes creates an irrelevant discussion. Looks clueless and then doesn't address the previous posts in case he looks a muppet again.

My bet is next you will post a list of most consumed breakfast cereals in Scotland.
Report hulk23 July 12, 2018 12:11 AM BST
pumped and dumped by an ex-scottish boyfriend.  at a guess ..
Report Geesyerdosh July 12, 2018 12:15 AM BST
Poor mes absolutely seething with rage and humiliation. Creates classic whataboutery to numb the pain.

Let the tears out Laugh
Report mesmerised July 12, 2018 12:18 AM BST
Scotland have NEVER won anything - not so much as a goldfish at a funfair Laugh

And you mock the Motherland of football for losing a World Cup Semi final Laugh


Go and sit in the corner of a darkened room, facing the wall, legs crossed, and give your heads a big wobble Laugh
Report GRANTCKING July 12, 2018 12:21 AM BST
hulk23 • July 12, 2018 12:11 AM BST
pumped and dumped by an ex-scottish boyfriend.  at a guess ..


Laugh lmao!!
Report themightymac July 12, 2018 12:25 AM BST
I think we won the Home International Championship over 40 times but I forget who the opponents were Laugh
Report FredRescue July 12, 2018 12:26 AM BST
Scotland have been crowned World Champions of Soccer Ball more than anyone else.

FACT
Report Geesyerdosh July 12, 2018 12:30 AM BST
I think you will find we gave the world what is known as the passing game. You gave the world kick and rush rubbish.

The rest of the world chose our method to follow.

We created the beautiful game.
Report dustybin July 12, 2018 10:22 AM BST
The passing game...aye 'we will pass on this comp to go with the rest'
Report dustybin July 12, 2018 10:28 AM BST
1996
Dont think the sweaties need to tell the English what happened in that one.
You lot still twitch when you hear the word Gazza. Laugh

All the scotch who have been bent double with spite for the last three weeks, spitting feathurs cos they couldnt release all their pics cos England just kept progressing.
Report politicspunter July 12, 2018 11:28 AM BST
Effectively we got a bye to the semi final. The first half decent side we played put us out as usual.
Report Johnny_Mustang July 12, 2018 1:02 PM BST
How would I sum up Scotland? Laughably rubbish at football but undisputed world champions of bottling referendums.
Report politicspunter July 12, 2018 1:05 PM BST
What have referendums got to do with football?
Report Johnny_Mustang July 12, 2018 1:10 PM BST
A lot. Their inability to go through with all their grand boasts of leaving is matched precisely with their inability to put the ball in the back of the net. It's woven in their fibre.
Report politicspunter July 12, 2018 1:12 PM BST
You are on the wrong forum mate, no one is interested in this stuff here. However, if you nip next door to the politics forum you should find plenty of folks interested.
Report Geesyerdosh July 12, 2018 1:44 PM BST
He must of done his dough on the referendum. He's obsessed.
Report DirkDiggler July 12, 2018 2:42 PM BST
What have referendums got to do with football?


What have scotland got to do with football?


Know your place jocks.
Report politicspunter July 12, 2018 2:50 PM BST
??
Report politicspunter July 12, 2018 2:58 PM BST
xmoneyx • July 12, 2018 10:11 AM BST
scotlands last competitive results against the two world cup finalist

Scotland 1-0 Croatia
Croatia 0-1 Scotland
Scotland 1-0 France
France 0-1 Scotland
Report Geesyerdosh July 12, 2018 3:12 PM BST
Scotland's record v Croatia: played 5, won 2, drawn 3, lost 0

Should of asked for help we could of saved you from bottling it Laugh
Report dustybin July 12, 2018 3:15 PM BST
So that makes the losses to all the teams England roll over doubly bad based on the lack of points scotland accumulate in failed attempts to qualify doesnt it?
Report dustybin July 12, 2018 3:17 PM BST
England got with 22mins of a world cup final
Still the sweaties think they can criticise having done the grand total of nowt, ever.
Thats the mentality of em, England are scotties world Laugh
Report mesmerised July 12, 2018 3:19 PM BST
Should have titled this thread "Scotland's haul of International shame" Laugh

10 tournaments in a row they have failed to qualify for, and that Chump Shrewd Dude thinks England and Scotland have a football rivalry

LaughLaughLaugh
Report DirkDiggler July 12, 2018 3:20 PM BST
Worth repeating:


2000 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2002 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2004 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2006 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2008 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2010 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2012 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2014 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2016 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2018 - DID NOT QUALIFY


Grin
Report JC1326 July 12, 2018 6:22 PM BST
Good Christ, you don't realise how bad they are until it's up in writing. No wonder they're so obsessed with us. I kind of hope they qualify for the next one, but with Alex McLeish in charge you've gotta think ''2020'' DID NOT QUALIFY is written in stone
Report themightymac July 12, 2018 6:25 PM BST
JC is back. Glad to know he is alright. Was worried about him. Hope you done your bollocks on the game LaughLaugh
Report Geesyerdosh July 12, 2018 6:29 PM BST
We weren't even in the bloody tournament yet you were the mugs making threads about us. There's only one obsessed lot on here and that's you bottle merchant losers Laugh
Report themightymac July 12, 2018 6:35 PM BST
LaughLaugh
Report themightymac July 12, 2018 6:35 PM BST
Report mesmerised July 12, 2018 6:37 PM BST
What have we learned from the World Cup ?

We've learned last night that the Jocks who were already circling like a kettle of vultures in the sky ready to feast, went in for the kill before prey was even dead........then when the England fans fight back, we learnt the Jocks can give it out but they certainly can't f******* take it Laugh
Report themightymac July 12, 2018 6:38 PM BST
Difference being mes, we know we are rubbish but you lot are deluded fantasists Laugh
Report DirkDiggler July 12, 2018 6:41 PM BST
The scots. Always defined by ENGLAND. Always have been and always will be.


Wink
Report politicspunter July 12, 2018 6:43 PM BST
If all the Scots laid England for as much as I did they will be doubly happy.
Report DirkDiggler July 12, 2018 6:47 PM BST
If all the Scots laid England for as much as I did they will be doubly happy.


They can't, they haven't got any money.
Report JC1326 July 12, 2018 6:48 PM BST

Jul 12, 2018 -- 12:38PM, themightymac wrote:


Difference being mes, we know we are rubbish but you lot are deluded fantasists


Such a pathetic, tired excuse. ''We know we're rubbish, population of blah de blah, ect.'' Such a cowardly way to avoid scrutiny. At least we're brave enough to have expectations

Report JC1326 July 12, 2018 6:49 PM BST
What would one expect from a nation where the men dress in skirts
Report themightymac July 12, 2018 7:00 PM BST
No it`s not, we just live in the real world and right now the Scotland team is rubbish. It`s not a skirt but a kilt you ignorant bampot. Crazy
Report mesmerised July 12, 2018 7:02 PM BST
Laugh
Report dustybin July 12, 2018 8:06 PM BST
whats that purse you wear at the front called again?
Report themightymac July 12, 2018 8:08 PM BST
Sporran Laugh
Report Shrewd_dude July 12, 2018 9:51 PM BST
Lot of hurting going on from JC, Mes and Dirk tonight. Grin
Report Outpost July 13, 2018 12:20 PM BST
folk on here saying the scots are obsessed with the english and yet even though their team got a bye to the semi finals of the world cup they are still starting loads of posts on here about scotland.

who is obsessed with who?
Report DirkDiggler July 13, 2018 1:01 PM BST
Never gets old:


2000 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2002 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2004 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2006 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2008 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2010 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2012 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2014 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2016 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2018 - DID NOT QUALIFY


Grin
Report politicspunter July 13, 2018 1:08 PM BST
Dirk sadly still obsessed
Report mesmerised July 13, 2018 1:32 PM BST
To be honest, I think this is the best thread I've ever madeLaugh
Report Shrewd_dude July 13, 2018 1:44 PM BST
We are all happy for you. Anything to help you get over the hurt.
Report DirkDiggler July 13, 2018 1:50 PM BST
How any of you can talk about 'obsession' just defies belief. Your entire existence is based on hating ENGLAND.


Boot on the other foot jocks? don't like getting back do you jocks?


Have some more jocks.


2000 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2002 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2004 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2006 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2008 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2010 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2012 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2014 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2016 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2018 - DID NOT QUALIFY



Laugh



For the record I thoroughly enjoyed watching MY COUNTRY playing in the World Cup (remember what that feels like?), with the added bonus of knowing that every scot on these threads was ABSOLUTELY SEETHING through the entirety of it!


Wink
Report politicspunter July 13, 2018 2:47 PM BST
Most Scots were probably laughing their heads off when we beat two pub teams and lost to a reserve side then said we were going to win it before being put in our place deservedly by the first half decent team we played.
Report Shrewd_dude July 13, 2018 3:01 PM BST
Dirk looks like he's close to a full on nervous breakdown.
Report Gordon63 July 13, 2018 4:35 PM BST
not seething, just waiting for the inevitable comedy of the immediate aftermath of yet another over-hyped, group of average (at best), overpaid Engerlanders finding out that they're nowhere near as good as their salaries and egos would have them believe..fair play to southgate though, very hard to dislike him, unlike lineker/dixon and worst of all guy mowbray/martin keown who will go down in the annals as the worst commentating duo in the history of sporting broadcasting, absolute dross from the both of them.. and yes before you say it, we've not had a team nor a decent manager for many years and unlikely to change anytime soon...
Report Johnny_Mustang July 13, 2018 4:56 PM BST
Good to see the Scots defending themselves on this thread. Pity they weren't so brave at the polling stations.
Report Shrewd_dude July 13, 2018 5:02 PM BST
Ffs Jonny you need to get some new patter. Like a broken old record.
Report Gordon63 July 13, 2018 5:09 PM BST
Johnny no idea to what you are eluding but every single one of my votes has been cast for SNP and Independence and Leave (what's the point in being independent from rest of UK if you're going to hitch to the falling EU star)
Report politicspunter July 13, 2018 6:13 PM BST

Jul 13, 2018 -- 10:56AM, Johnny_Mustang wrote:


Good to see the Scots defending themselves on this thread. Pity they weren't so brave at the polling stations.


What has this got to do with football? Your obsession is bordering on madness.

Report JC1326 July 13, 2018 6:23 PM BST
I'm just glad some of the Scots had some happy sporting news over a barren summer, with England FINALLY exiting the World Cup. Nice a couple of their teams won a meaningless game in Europe last night, another small ray of sunshine before their inevitable exit in the next round to a side from a superior domestic league, like Belarus or Finland.
Report politicspunter July 13, 2018 6:36 PM BST
Every chance, their club football is very poor and I am sure they will agree with me.
Report DirkDiggler July 13, 2018 7:00 PM BST
Oh go on then...



2000 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2002 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2004 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2006 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2008 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2010 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2012 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2014 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2016 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2018 - DID NOT QUALIFY
Report FredRescue July 13, 2018 9:45 PM BST

Jul 13, 2018 -- 10:56AM, Johnny_Mustang wrote:


Good to see the Scots defending themselves on this thread. Pity they weren't so brave at the polling stations.


Lol this is a bit lame, England has never even tried to get an independence referendum let alone voted in one

Report mesmerised July 13, 2018 10:01 PM BST
Why would we do that, trillions worth of North sea oil and gas just off of your lovely Scottish borders, with a total wholesale value of at least £1.5 trillion. Why do you think the right and left wing English politicians were against independence, they know which side their bread is butteredWink
Report stickyvicky July 13, 2018 11:21 PM BST
I see Viagra have created a new product for England fans only.

-- For that England Fan in your life that can't get past a Semi --
Report DirkDiggler July 14, 2018 9:04 AM BST
Saturday Edition


2000 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2002 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2004 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2006 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2008 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2010 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2012 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2014 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2016 - DID NOT QUALIFY
2018 - DID NOT QUALIFY
Report politicspunter July 14, 2018 9:06 AM BST
Raheem Sterling now known as jigsaw as he falls to bits whenever he gets in the box.
Report mega88 July 14, 2018 9:13 AM BST
Give the Scotties a break lads! They've had a few successes over the years, Tunnocks caramel logs we're a big hit at tea times and my fave the desperate Dan bar "it's a mighty fine chew!"
Report Outpost July 14, 2018 9:28 AM BST
They got to the WC finals and they managed to beat sweden so we're never going to hear the end of it.

they know how bad their team was and that's why they have to keep bringing up scotland's record as it's the only thing they can cling to in order to pretend they are a decent side.
Report slow learner July 14, 2018 9:39 AM BST
Imagine getting to a World Cup semi final and all you can talk about is Scotland.

I don't think any team will get such an easy ride to the semi final again, I mean imagine only having to beat Tunisia Panama and Sweden in 90 minutes to get to a World Cup semi final. Belgium must be raging they didn't do what England did and take the cowards route.
Report DirkDiggler July 14, 2018 10:00 AM BST
Imagine not making a tournament for 20 years and all you can talk about is ENGLAND.


Lots to look forward to though though scots there's the new UEFA league where you're in League C alongside Albania and Israel - a couple of teams you might have a sniff of beating...


Happy
Report politicspunter July 14, 2018 10:01 AM BST
you are obsessed
Report DirkDiggler July 14, 2018 10:05 AM BST
Nothing tops the scottish obsession with ENGLAND.


Why don't you ever talk about your own national team?
Report politicspunter July 14, 2018 10:17 AM BST
I am English and I think enough has been said, don't you?
Report slow learner July 14, 2018 10:19 AM BST
To be fair I actually didn't give England a 2nd thought for the World Cup until the dream route to the semi opened up. I did make a nice profit on Croatia to qualify @2.56 though so thanks to all the delusional Englanders for thinking you are something you clearly aren't.Excited

Watching England get knocked out while making money on it was just lovely. Not sure what was better then money or listening to Clive Tyldsley when big Mario slotted the winner in. Laugh
Report politicspunter July 14, 2018 10:20 AM BST
I must admit I made a right few quid laying England outright.
Report slow learner July 14, 2018 10:23 AM BST
All joking aside getting to a World Cup semi is a great achievement even if it was a fairly easy route to get there. I quite like Southgate but part of me thinks he is still too nice. Croatia were willing to really stick the boot in but England don't seem to have that nasty side to their game yet. Midfield seemed too nicey nice for me.
Report politicspunter July 14, 2018 10:39 AM BST
They need a Souness type player, no doubt about it.
Report DirkDiggler July 14, 2018 11:52 AM BST
Scotland need an entire team.
Report JC1326 July 14, 2018 12:21 PM BST

Jul 14, 2018 -- 4:19AM, slow learner wrote:


To be fair I actually didn't give England a 2nd thought for the World Cup until the dream route to the semi opened up. I did make a nice profit on Croatia to qualify @2.56 though so thanks to all the delusional Englanders for thinking you are something you clearly aren't.Watching England get knocked out while making money on it was just lovely. Not sure what was better then money or listening to Clive Tyldsley when big Mario slotted the winner in.


Surely the part you most enjoyed was the aftertiming?

Report slow learner July 14, 2018 12:28 PM BST
Why would I enjoy after timing? Strange reply that!
Report Shrewd_dude July 14, 2018 12:54 PM BST
Wonder if Mes', Dirks and Jcs meltdowns will get worse after today's result. Not sure there fragile mental states can take another shattering loss.
Report DirkDiggler July 14, 2018 1:36 PM BST
Meltdown?

I enjoyed a fantastic tournament from my country. I've also enjoyed winding you sweaties up as what's been proven beyond any doubt is that you like giving it, but you cry when you get it back.


Wink
Report Shrewd_dude July 14, 2018 1:40 PM BST
Aye because we're all crying about some muppet copying and pasting the same thing over and over again every six hours.

And yes it has been a great world cup.
Report GEESUSS July 14, 2018 1:44 PM BST
Englanders still seething after 3 days, tomorrow' s going to be even worse for you, lots of what if's and tears.................................................

Report mega88 July 14, 2018 1:59 PM BST
IMO the Scottish don't make good footballers it's too cold up their for a start, the highlands games was invented for the Scots with their clim
Report mega88 July 14, 2018 2:07 PM BST
No wind up but How many Scots have played for Barca Madrid? I could give a role call on the amount of English footies abroad
Report trilby22 July 14, 2018 2:13 PM BST
GEES talking sheeite, as usual Laugh
Report DirkDiggler July 14, 2018 2:43 PM BST
Spot the jock ever talking about his own team.


Obsessed mugs!


Laugh
Report milla445 July 14, 2018 2:47 PM BST
Of course we're not talking about our own team. As you've mentioned yourself a few times, we haven't played a game of football this summer. You've talked about us more than we have.

Only one obsessed mug here.
Report slow learner July 14, 2018 2:48 PM BST
15 minutes before England play again and this muppet is posting about Scottish people on here. Deary me good to know we have you rattled buddy.

I wonder if England will have any shots on goal from open play in today's game. Shocking stats from open play so far.
Report DirkDiggler July 14, 2018 2:54 PM BST
Of course i'm rattled by 'fans' of team  who haven't qualified for a tourney since dial-up broadband was a thing. Mugs!


Wink
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