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mesmerised
13 Sep 15 12:52
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Hope the poor lad hasn't been found out, second season syndrome and all that.

Looked a world beater last year but 4 now matches without a goal, wouldn't be surprised if it lasted till the New Year considering he's definitely a confidence player, maybe I'm worrying too much, Dier, Walker, Son, Alli and Mason are bound to inspire confidence.
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Report rogerthebutler March 21, 2016 7:10 PM GMT
Mes, the rest of the world thinks we are treated to the ravings of a madman every time you manage to stop licking the windows and let your tongue bash out whatever it is that's rattling around inside your skull.

To now I have fought your corner long and hard, attempting to convince them we are graced by a black-belt (3rd Dan)in Irony - no one could really believe the offal that you pass off as informed comment could they? You were on some Vietnam Psy Ops trip, that made Colonel Kurtz look like Jackanory.

However, the evidence has gone beyond overwhelming. The 'lols', the inane grins, the one-trick 'over-reaching post and sit back and watch it all go wrong...rinse...repeat' modus operandi.

I have fought a good fight on your behalf, but now must sadly leave you to the Jackals, with only the Lithium Salts and the overwhelming sense of your own righteousness to protect you.

Good luck with that project.

It's been emotional.
Report mesmerised March 21, 2016 7:20 PM GMT
Roger, no matter how low you go, no matter how high your voice becomes, no matter how hard you bang the drums, I want you to know no, that Jesus still Loves youHappy
Report kincsem March 22, 2016 2:35 AM GMT
It is just banter to keep us occupied.  Relax.
Report noidea March 25, 2016 11:06 AM GMT
Laugh
Report jed.davison March 25, 2016 11:15 AM GMT
Walcott over both of them, has something the whole team lacks, pace, and now he's in his best position after 9 and half years, will become an even bigger asset. As he's proving right now. Priceless
Report noidea March 26, 2016 9:46 PM GMT
Laugh
Report DirkDiggler March 26, 2016 9:55 PM GMT
Laugh
Report Ibrahima Sonko April 2, 2016 6:50 PM BST
Class
Report sofaking April 2, 2016 7:28 PM BST
Laugh
Report FIGJAM April 18, 2016 10:28 PM BST
I'm gong to ask lobotomise to rename this "Harry Kane Golden Boot Drought Watch"Cool

Hold up he's leading that as well.
Report noidea April 18, 2016 10:30 PM BST
Laugh
Report kincsem April 18, 2016 10:32 PM BST
Very poor from Kane tonight.  No hat-trick again. Plain
Report kincsem April 19, 2016 12:39 AM BST
Premier League Top Scorers

Harry Kane (24)
Jamie Vardy (22)
Sergio Agüero (21)
Romelu Lukaku (18)
Riyad Mahrez (16)
Odion Ighalo (14)
Jermain Defoe (13)
Olivier Giroud (12)
Diego Costa (11)
Gylfi Sigurdsson (11)
Dele Alli (10)
Graziano Pellè (10)
Marko Arnautovic (10)
Alexis Sánchez (10)
Dimitri Payet (9)
Roberto Firmino (9)
Troy Deeney (9)
Georginio Wijnaldum (9)
Ross Barkley (8)
Aleksandar Mitrovic (8)
Anthony Martial (8)
Shane Long (8)
Andy Carroll (8)
André Ayew (8)
Philippe Coutinho (7)

No sign of Wayne Rooney
Report sofaking April 19, 2016 2:05 AM BST
He has scored more goals than Aston Villa this season. LaughLaugh
Report TRD.Racing April 20, 2016 12:22 PM BST
A thread to show just how clueless Mugmerised really is
Report FIGJAM May 20, 2016 10:07 PM BST
Has a poster (Lobotomised)  ever got a prediction so spectacularly wrong?

Congratulations to Golden Boot winner Arry Kane.HappyHappyHappyHappyHappy
Report jed.davison May 22, 2016 2:05 PM BST
Mesmerised must be the biggest div on these boards.
Report Ibrahima Sonko May 22, 2016 5:17 PM BST
Excited
Report sofaking May 22, 2016 6:54 PM BST
Where has mesmerised gone this time?   Has he been institutionalized once again?   Miss that guy.
Report freddiek May 22, 2016 7:10 PM BST
missed pen for England Cry How will he live it down?
Report acquiesce12 May 23, 2016 12:38 AM BST
GOAL DROUGHT TO GOLDEN BOOT WINNER

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MESMERIZED IS A C*** AND NOT JUST ANY OLD C&&&, HE'S A PROFESSIONAL C&&& AND A FANTASIST F***TARD, MAKES OUT HE SHAGS SUPERMODELS AND LIVES ON A MULTI MILLION POUND ESTATE IN THE COUNTRY FFS........SHOWS TOTAL DISDAIN TO WELL RESPECTED, INTELLIGENT POSTERS, RANDOMLY TALKS DOWN TO AND MOCKS ANYONE THAT TAKES HIS FANCY AND THEN JUST PHUCKS OFF LAUGHING, .....JOKES ON YOU.....A BEDSIT DWELLING STORYTELLER AT BESTLaughLaughLaugh
Report darren_discombobulates_sports June 27, 2016 11:49 PM BST
He won the Golden boot and I backed him and Vardy for top scorer here, not 1 goal to get excited about, think he was too tired, backed Muller tooWhoops
Report themightymac June 27, 2016 11:53 PM BST
Report scandanavian_haven June 27, 2016 11:56 PM BST
His free kicks were abysmal, I will never know why he was taking corners. A different manager and he probably  would be on 4 or 5 goals by now against the dross he's played against.
Report knavesmire007 June 27, 2016 11:58 PM BST
Strikers need service....from Alli,Sterling,Sturridge...got zero service.
Report mesmerised August 27, 2016 8:00 PM BST
5 games without a goal for for former Arsenal academy prodigy Arry' Kane, maybe this is his second Full season syndrome

Blanks against

Southampton
Newcastle
Everton
Palace
Liverpool

5 blanks for country too

Stoke, Sunderland and Middlesbrough next up
Report FIGJAM November 6, 2016 7:47 PM GMT
Nice way to ease his way back after 7 weeks out against one of the minnows.Cool
Report rogerthebutler November 6, 2016 7:49 PM GMT
Spurs haven't won since Mesmerised stopped tipping our opponents.
Report FIGJAM November 6, 2016 8:54 PM GMT
Sadly he's been called back in off the streets.Laugh
Report sofaking November 8, 2016 3:55 AM GMT
Where is mes these days anyway?   Miss that guy......
Report kincsem November 8, 2016 3:24 PM GMT
Yes, I also miss his slagging a goal scoring machine, and his hero worship of a player who bricks it at every opportunity.
Given the season he might be wearing a bright red outfit, a large white beard, and listening to stories from other children fibbing about how good they've been.
Report Ibrahima Sonko January 14, 2017 2:09 PM GMT
Come back mes Laugh
Report scandanavian_haven January 14, 2017 5:10 PM GMT
Laugh
Report sofaking January 14, 2017 6:06 PM GMT
This place is not the same without poor ol' Mes. Laugh
Report Ibrahima Sonko February 26, 2017 2:06 PM GMT
Another 3
Report scandanavian_haven February 26, 2017 3:40 PM GMT
and an assist.
Report FIGJAM February 26, 2017 5:57 PM GMT
I'm wondering if he is related to poor old Propunter in a perverse way.
Report FIGJAM March 10, 2017 12:44 PM GMT
Player of the month for the fourth time equaling the record shared with Shearer and Ronaldo no less.
"He's just a one season wonder".
Report rogerthebutler March 10, 2017 1:58 PM GMT

Mar 10, 2017 -- 12:44PM, FIGJAM wrote:


Player of the month for the fourth time equaling the record shared with Shearer and Ronaldo no less."He's just a one season wonder".


If only he was as good as Jack Wilshire, eh?

Report kincsem March 10, 2017 4:17 PM GMT
Harry Kane - 68 Premier League goals in 5 seasons and 105 appearances
Jack Wilshere - 6 Premier League goals in 9 seasons and 105 appearances

They have one thing in common, 105 appearances, although Jack is better at disappearances.
Report kincsem March 11, 2017 8:14 AM GMT
Jack Wilshere Premier League goal feast:
1 for Bolton on loan; 6 for Arsenal; 0 for Bournemouth

2009-10 (1)
West Ham 1-2 Bolton Wanderers – Wilshere 16 mins (on loan to Bolton)

2010-11 (1)
Aston Villa 2-4 Arsenal – Wilshere 90+3 mins

2013-14 (3)
West Brow 1-1 Arsenal – Wilshere 63 mins
Arsenal 4-1 Norwich – Wilshere 18 mins
Aston Villa 1-2 Arsenal – Wilshere 34 mins

2013-14 (2)
Arsenal 2-2 Manchester City - Wilshere 64 mins
Arsenal 4-1 West Brom - Wilshere 17 mins

Jack Wilshere last Premier League goal on 24th May 2015 (657 days and counting)
Harry Kane last Premier League goal on 5th March 2017 (6 days and counting)
Report FIGJAM April 15, 2017 7:26 PM BST
The drought continues with Kane now being one of only four to score 20 goals in successive seasons.
The other 3  minnows are Shearer, Van Nistelrooy and Henry. Crazy
Report FIGJAM April 15, 2017 7:27 PM BST
3 successive seasons.
Report Ibrahima Sonko May 18, 2017 9:33 PM BST
Another 3
Report sofaking May 18, 2017 9:40 PM BST
4
Report sofaking May 18, 2017 9:41 PM BST
Golden Boot winner again.
Report Capt__F May 19, 2017 12:50 AM BST
great call as usu mes

well done
Report kincsem May 19, 2017 1:27 AM BST
Very poor by Kane.  The lad must improve.  Only four goals tonight.
Report kincsem May 19, 2017 1:40 AM BST
Player    Goals

Harry Kane    26
Romelu Lukaku    24
Alexis Sánchez    23
Diego Costa    20
Sergio Agüero    18
Dele Alli    17
Zlatan Ibrahimovic    17
Joshua King    16
Christian Benteke    15
Eden Hazard    15
Jermain Defoe    15
Fernando Llorente    14
Son Heung-min    14
Sadio Mané    13
Jamie Vardy    12
Olivier Giroud    12
Philippe Coutinho    12
Roberto Firmino    11
Theo Walcott    10
Troy Deeney    10
Álvaro Negredo    9
Andre Gray    9
Gylfi Sigurdsson    9
Michail Antonio    9
Sam Vokes    9
Report kincsem May 19, 2017 1:49 AM BST
Harry Kane
94 minutes per goal
Report sofaking May 19, 2017 1:53 AM BST
Missed quite a few games too (11 or 12 I think).
Report kincsem May 19, 2017 1:55 AM BST
Mesmerised's beloved Jack Wilshere could be top of that table if he changes his name to Harry Kane. Happy
Report Crisp77 May 21, 2017 3:12 PM BST
Not a lot of people save that
Report kincsem May 21, 2017 3:17 PM BST
The last time there was a drought like this Noah built an Ark.
Report Ibrahima Sonko May 21, 2017 3:18 PM BST
Apps(Subs)    Goals
2016/2017
Tottenham Hotspur    30(1)    28
Report kincsem May 21, 2017 3:20 PM BST
Hull 0-2 Tottenham
Two goals for Harry Kane.
13 minutes played.
mesmerised will be along to explain.
Report johnnythebull May 21, 2017 3:49 PM BST
kincsem    21 May 17 15:17 
The last time there was a drought like this Noah built an Ark.
Grin
Report Crisp77 May 21, 2017 4:34 PM BST
Rounding up the match balls two by two
Report kincsem May 21, 2017 4:36 PM BST
Still time for more.
Report Crisp77 May 21, 2017 4:39 PM BST
He's been subbed
Report kincsem May 21, 2017 4:43 PM BST
Best thread ever.
Report bigH May 21, 2017 4:58 PM BST
Was going to TTT this but you beta me to it

Mugmerised - what a plank
Report scandanavian_haven May 21, 2017 5:43 PM BST
what a car crash threadLaugh
Report Rheingold May 22, 2017 8:43 AM BST
Well done Harry.Even though you done me out of £400.I had Lukaku top scorer and Chelsea Prem winners at 80/1 !!! Only to be stuffed in two games when Spurs played against their aunties.grrrrr.
Report FIGJAM June 10, 2017 10:09 PM BST
He goes from bad to worst......captain of England and a late equalizer to boot.ExcitedCool
Report kincsem June 13, 2017 8:29 PM BST
***Harry Kane Goal Scored watch***

A goal against Scotland
A goal against France
Report Ibrahima Sonko September 26, 2017 9:10 PM BST
Cant stop scoring
Report sofaking September 27, 2017 3:41 AM BST
Four season wonder.
Report jon b September 27, 2017 8:49 AM BST
Mesmerised and his wonderful insights, so often wide of the mark and this one almost the icing on the cake for him, no wonder he has given up posting anything from what Ive seen. I'm sure he,l be back one day to try again Happy
Report darren_discombobulates_sports September 27, 2017 12:05 PM BST
Epic haul here


top fishing mes Devil
Report Ibrahima Sonko September 30, 2017 12:39 PM BST
Kane and able.
Report Deptford September 30, 2017 1:00 PM BST
Another superb tip from The Post cretins, they are so bad its funny
Report sofaking October 1, 2017 2:45 AM BST

Sep 27, 2017 -- 12:05PM, darren_discombobulates_sports wrote:


Epic haul heretop fishing mes


100% sure it wasn't a fishing attempt.

Report kincsem October 22, 2017 5:26 PM BST
RECORD NEW RECORD
Tottenham 4-1 Liverpool ... 66 mins
For the first time in the Premier League there is a crowd of over 80,000 at a game.
A new record. All but about 3,000 will be going home happy.
And Harry Kane has only scored two.

'You're just a one-season wonder!' sing the crowd at Harry Kane, chasing yet another hat-trick. He has really been gifted two more today.
Report jon b December 26, 2017 6:30 PM GMT
Hatrick mad atm, unstoppable almost lol, cant help bumping this one up, soz Mes
Report kincsem December 26, 2017 7:39 PM GMT
Thanks to mesmerised for pointing out Harry Kane is a flash in the pan.
Report lybertyne December 26, 2017 11:55 PM GMT
Had a good year but has still won less than Pascal Cygan.
Report pixie December 27, 2017 11:02 AM GMT
It's actually doubly funny as he also slags off Paulinho off in his second comment too!LaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report AllinR1 December 27, 2017 11:39 AM GMT

Dec 27, 2017 -- 11:02AM, pixie wrote:


It's actually doubly funny as he also slags off Paulinho off in his second comment too!


Not really. Paul was a clear and undisputed flop for us.

As for the the thread...can you really blame the OP for doing a Houdini. lol

Report Ibrahima Sonko January 13, 2018 6:48 PM GMT
9th in the list of record Tottenham goalscorers
Report sageform January 13, 2018 7:40 PM GMT
At an age when most British players don't even command a starting place! It is hard to believe his age when watching how calmly he puts away his goals.
Report Capt__F January 13, 2018 7:57 PM GMT
mesmerising
Report FIGJAM February 25, 2018 11:33 PM GMT
The gift that keeps on giving.
Report mafeking February 25, 2018 11:40 PM GMT
frightening thing is he's not in great form at the moment either. could have had a hat trick against arsenal, missed sitter against juventus and 2 more today. still chipping away though
Report 23nights April 4, 2018 6:13 PM BST
mesmerised also thinks jack wilshere can win the balon d'or....pmsl
Report Aspro April 4, 2018 10:17 PM BST
Stop keep raising this thread guys, it isn't kind
Report 23nights April 13, 2018 7:59 PM BST
well i think it came of his shoulder....Devil
Report 23nights May 13, 2018 5:07 PM BST
only 2nd top scorer in the prem league this year..after winning the golden boot for the last 2 years....
Report mafeking May 13, 2018 11:31 PM BST
yep just the 41 goals in an average season Crazy
Report bigH May 13, 2018 11:36 PM BST
you beauty!!
Report mesmerised May 13, 2018 11:51 PM BST
Trophies = 0


How many World Cup goals will he get? 5-4-3-2-1-0 ?
Report FIGJAM May 14, 2018 10:54 AM BST
Arsenil top scorer Lacazette with 14, Arry 30 despite being injured twice.
English Arsenil players going to World Cup 0, definitely not sick note Wilshire.
Report charwell. May 14, 2018 11:44 AM BST
Kane is a fine player. However, the diving and claiming of goals he blatantly never touched are very embarrassing all round.
Report 23nights May 15, 2018 7:00 PM BST

May 13, 2018 -- 11:51PM, mesmerised wrote:


Trophies = 0How many World Cup goals will he get? 5-4-3-2-1-0 ?


i wonder how many goals/assists jack wilshere (mesmerised choice for the balon do'r)will get in the world cup..Mischief

Report sofaking May 16, 2018 3:53 AM BST
37 goals in the league and Champions League this season. Not bad eh.   Now a four season wonder. Happy
Report kincsem May 16, 2018 12:34 PM BST
"If Wilshere had been picked England would have won the World Cup."
mesmerised, July 2018
Report Ibrahima Sonko June 18, 2018 8:52 PM BST
Thank fook for sir harry
Report 23nights June 18, 2018 8:54 PM BST

May 13, 2018 -- 11:51PM, mesmerised wrote:


Trophies = 0How many World Cup goals will he get? 5-4-3-2-1-0 ?


i think at least 2

Report Solano1 June 18, 2018 9:01 PM BST
Ageing well, this.
Report mafeking June 18, 2018 9:46 PM BST
48 for club and country this season so far and that's with just the 3 hat tricks and none in 2018
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