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08 Jul 18 15:02
Date Joined: 21 May 10
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Should England reach the World Cup Final, do you have a plan in place to deal with people ringing in sick on Monday?

I imagine HR department across the country are drawing up guidlines as I type.
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Report paulypaul July 8, 2018 4:15 PM BST
Got to get through a (less so) similar thing on Thursday if we win that one! Though I imagine many will save themselves for Monday. Got win 'em though.
I'm on holiday for the next two weeks, so I'm alright Jack Laugh
Report donny osmond July 8, 2018 5:36 PM BST
why would folk stay off work on monday?

cant celebrate at home.....late in early lunch .....afternoon off with boss...
Report SontaranStratagem July 8, 2018 8:21 PM BST
I'd tell them not to go to bed and turn in p***** on Monday, and also ask them to bring in a keg as well, get the speaker phones blasting out footy songs as well

Repeat at every factory, warehouse, offices etc etc all around the industrial estates Wink

But we haven't won sod all yet, semi finals are great and we've done well, but theres no prizes for 4th 3rd and 2nd
Report saddo July 8, 2018 8:33 PM BST
I hope England win the cup, it could be a turning point in national flag shaming from the Grauniad types.
Report mad mad moon July 8, 2018 8:42 PM BST
I manage 20 or so Romanians, so don't think they'll be a problem.
I might turn up late though!
Report Ramruma July 8, 2018 9:34 PM BST
Surely the risk for employers comes if we lose, and productivity takes a dive as we mope about for the next week.
Report mouse muldoon July 8, 2018 10:05 PM BST
I only employ muslamists.
Report Capt__F July 8, 2018 11:16 PM BST
Fryday prays must be nightmare
Report doantwin2easy July 9, 2018 12:41 AM BST
I manage 20 or so Romanians, so don't think they'll be a problem.
I might turn up late though!

Sure the car wash can run itself for a bit ffs
Report TheBaron July 9, 2018 11:56 AM BST
I manage 20 or so Romanians, so don't think they'll be a problem.

A Warehouse?
Report sofiakenny July 9, 2018 5:27 PM BST
Brothel imo.
Report mad mad moon July 9, 2018 8:56 PM BST
Car washes are all manned by Albanians, thought everyone knew that.
Warehouses tend to be Polish and Lithuanian. 

Im a construction manager.
Romanians are the new Irish.
Most Brits under the age of 40 are far too soft to work on a construction site.

Another rarely known fact is that Sikhs are very good concrete finishers.
Report themightymac July 9, 2018 9:54 PM BST
Native Americans were and still are magnificent steel workers on skyscrapers, particularly Navajo and Mohawks, who built Manhattan.
Report a bitofinterest July 10, 2018 12:58 AM BST
Report Callisto-moon July 10, 2018 10:10 AM BST
joke thread, asking a question on the premise of England winning the world cup.
Will be 4th out of this lot.
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