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guinness2dear
07 Oct 13 00:41
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Mainstream only please.

In no hairy order..

Eve Green
Marlène Jobert (Eves mum)
Heather Graham
Isabelle Adjani
Monica Bellucci
Marion Cotillard
Barbara Hershey
Lisa Harrow
Saskia Reeves
Alice Krige
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Report sideshowbob October 7, 2013 12:48 AM BST
you seem to be well versed on the subject.

do you know this movie?
all i remember is it was foreign, set in some kind of civil war in europe, basically a couple shagging all the time. could be brother/sister freaky sex, not sure. i was drunk when it was on so very shaky on the details.
Report guinness2dear October 7, 2013 12:59 AM BST
No1 on my list..

The Dreamers.
Report History Maker October 7, 2013 1:02 AM BST
It's Eva, and that's The Dreamers - by Bernardo Bertolucci, who is pretty well respected. Made it art, not porn Confused

It's set during the Paris riots which my mum was at, which must make it late 60s.
Report sideshowbob October 7, 2013 1:06 AM BST
cool. gonna have to buy that. i do like a bit of "art" Grin
Report guinness2dear October 7, 2013 1:16 AM BST
Yw
Report alun2005 October 7, 2013 1:46 PM BST
No votes for Ian Hunter ?
Report guinness2dear October 7, 2013 1:50 PM BST
Never seen him in a film, alun. Unless of course you have some old 8mm's with him innit?
Report scissors October 7, 2013 2:00 PM BST
Magdalene sisters -- they even had a vote on it in the film Happy
Report scissors October 7, 2013 2:01 PM BST
Glynis Barber (Makepeace) -- proving she is not a blonde.
Report guinness2dear October 7, 2013 2:02 PM BST
Good call scissors.

Anne-Marie Muff added..
Report ooO{Alpha Centauri}Ooo October 7, 2013 2:03 PM BST
Anna Friel (NAP)
Report cj180 October 7, 2013 2:05 PM BST
Sue Jones-Davies: The life of Brian NAP Wink
Report guinness2dear October 7, 2013 2:07 PM BST
Can't add Glynis i'm afraid. Only a side glance in The Wicked Lady, cannot confirm depth or width..
Report HH Sultan Vinegar October 7, 2013 3:07 PM BST
some links would be nice. Could be quite a bit of research to do.
Report alun2005 October 7, 2013 3:33 PM BST
Those who watched the late Margaret Rutherford in "Murder At The Gallop - Director's Cut" will never forget what they saw. Reportedly even Wilfred Hyde-White gave up trying to conquer the Great Woman.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsc84LmZ6QE
Report STUDYFORM October 7, 2013 7:15 PM BST
Charlotte Rampling.
Report guinness2dear October 7, 2013 7:18 PM BST
Ah yes. The Night Porter springs to mind...
Report sideshowbob October 7, 2013 7:26 PM BST
some use fake ones. most actresses wouldnt want to do a nude scene if it was a shaven haven down there. so they put a wig on it.
Report mad mad moon October 7, 2013 7:26 PM BST
Jill Gascoyne and Diane Keen.
Report guinness2dear October 7, 2013 7:28 PM BST
No merkins on my 10...
Report guinness2dear October 7, 2013 7:29 PM BST
Dianne Keen - The Sweeney

Jill Gascoine - No idea
Report SlippyBlue October 7, 2013 7:30 PM BST
The Night Porter was a very dark film, I didn't like it that much.

Helen Mirren in The Thief, The Cook etc had a bit of a shagpile
Report sideshowbob October 7, 2013 7:34 PM BST
the last actress i saw nude in a movie was ellen page. i cant remember how hairy she was, im obviously not very observant at these things. Plain
Report guinness2dear October 7, 2013 7:34 PM BST
She had hardly any in Age of Consent. Metinks she's a bit thin down there for this fred..
Report creatureinthesky October 7, 2013 7:44 PM BST
Tara Fitzgerald shocking omission.
Report attitude adjuster October 7, 2013 7:56 PM BST
oh well if no one else will..

Glenda Jackson Blush
Report Makybe_Diva October 7, 2013 7:57 PM BST
Crazy
Report creatureinthesky October 7, 2013 8:01 PM BST
Kelly Lebrock had a right forest in Woman In Red too, Gene Wilder could have hid in there instead of the balcony.
Report sideshowbob October 7, 2013 8:02 PM BST
has dave lee travis ever been in a film?
Report guinness2dear October 7, 2013 8:03 PM BST
I was waiting for Glenda Laugh

And surprised Jenny Agutter hasn't been mentioned either. Although both don't qualify of course..
Report SlippyBlue October 7, 2013 8:09 PM BST
Elle MacPherson in Sirens warrants a mention I would have thought.
Report guinness2dear October 7, 2013 8:15 PM BST
Nah, i've got hairier eyebrows..
Report mad mad moon October 7, 2013 8:27 PM BST
Diane Keens was in The Sex Thief (1973) which was on Film 4 or ITV4 recently. It also starred Christopher Biggins Blush, and was total garbage.
A mate reckoned he had the hardcore version on video once, although no one else ever saw it, so thought he was making it up.
However, According to Wiki, a US company bought the film and intercut it with other "scenes" using lookalikes.
Report scissors October 7, 2013 8:51 PM BST
Helen Mirren in Cal
Report STUDYFORM October 7, 2013 9:13 PM BST
"Judith"
In Life of Brian.

Don't know her name.
Report STUDYFORM October 7, 2013 9:17 PM BST
found her
http://faptuary.net/wp/sue-jones-davies-nude-monty-python-life-of-brian/
Report guinness2dear October 7, 2013 9:19 PM BST
Already named by cj earlier Studyform. Although i'm not convinced it wasn't an earlier poor Hebrew merkat on show..
Report STUDYFORM October 7, 2013 9:20 PM BST
Ahh, I missed that, sorry, cj
You didn't get to be where you are today without being 1st in on hairy muffs.
Report guinness2dear October 7, 2013 9:22 PM BST
Hehehe.

Don't any of you chappies watch Mehican or Spanish movies?
Report BARROWBOY October 7, 2013 10:01 PM BST
didnt demi moore sport a rather lavish bush in one of her films?
Report guinness2dear October 7, 2013 10:15 PM BST
She did in Penthouse or similar. I haven't seen a film of hers where she does..
Report creatureinthesky October 7, 2013 10:30 PM BST
I had a jazz mag with Demi in when I was in uni, technically it was a full hamburger shot but her great big boosh blotted it all out.
Report scissors October 7, 2013 10:46 PM BST
Obviously Rachel Weiss showed hers in just
About every film she appeared in - but was it
A wig in them all .
Report guinness2dear October 7, 2013 10:47 PM BST
I would say so. And you can add Winslet in that as well..
Report History Maker October 7, 2013 11:05 PM BST
Tara FitzGerald was a good mention.

So hairy, it was actually part of the plot in one film.
Report terry mccann October 8, 2013 8:17 AM BST
gail porter has more hair on her f anny than on her head--defo
Report guinness2dear October 8, 2013 4:55 PM BST
Young Maizy from Uncle Buck has grown up..

Gaby Hoffmann would get in my top 50..
Report SqueezeFirmly October 8, 2013 5:05 PM BST
Liz Hurley had a nice lady garden before it was shaved off.
Report scissors October 8, 2013 5:17 PM BST
Where did Liz Hurley appear then ?
Report Jack Hacksaw October 8, 2013 5:38 PM BST
Suzanna Hamilton in the film 1984.

I think she has since apologised for the state of it.
Report kenny mann October 8, 2013 5:51 PM BST
Hairiest Mott I've seen is Ian Hunter.
Report creatureinthesky October 8, 2013 9:37 PM BST
Actually, Liz Hurley was in the first ever Loaded and had alarming spiders legs.
Report guinness2dear October 8, 2013 9:51 PM BST
Yes but has she got a mott that's been shown on film, and is deserved of a place on the list?
Report guinness2dear October 8, 2013 9:52 PM BST
Good call Jack. One scruffy one i'd certainly forgotten about..
Report creatureinthesky October 8, 2013 9:56 PM BST
Ahhh... bush confession time, I had the 1984 chick mixed up with Tara Fitzgerald... Blush
Report mad mad moon October 8, 2013 9:59 PM BST
Although only on TV, I have a vague nightmarish recollection of Kathy Burkes in Mr Wroes Virgins.
Report guinness2dear October 8, 2013 10:00 PM BST
Nooooooo
Report Emden October 8, 2013 10:02 PM BST
As a teenager in the 70's, I will always have a soft spot for a bit of shag pile carpet - brings back memories.
Report guinness2dear October 8, 2013 10:03 PM BST
Julie Walters has shown her acorn antique a few times. Let's hope no one has seen Victoria Wood in an early thespian role..
Report creatureinthesky October 8, 2013 10:10 PM BST
Yeah, some drama about outward bound courses or something for Julie Walters ?

This was Red Triangle no video recorder 'timing is everything' viewing.
Report guinness2dear October 8, 2013 10:22 PM BST
Twas called - She'll Be Wearing Pink Pyjamas..
Report mad mad moon October 8, 2013 10:26 PM BST
Another vague recollection, but confirmed by google, Pam St Clement (Pat Butcher) full frontal in a play for today.
Send me £10 and i wont put up a link Grin

Btw if you put her name in google you get "Lesbian relationship with Moira Stewart and Patricia Routledge" Blush
Report guinness2dear October 8, 2013 10:27 PM BST
Thank fook it wasn't on film..
Report scissors October 9, 2013 9:19 AM BST
I hadn't realised Victoria Wood
is a thespian .
Report kenny mann October 9, 2013 9:44 AM BST
Diane Abbott in King Kong.
Report guinness2dear October 9, 2013 6:06 PM BST
I would take the 1.01 on Diane chinning KK..
Report vin2385 October 9, 2013 6:13 PM BST

Oct 9, 2013 -- 9:44AM, kenny mann wrote:


Diane Abbott in King Kong.


Laugh

Report Capt__F October 9, 2013 6:29 PM BST
cannyExcitedLaughLaugh
Report kenny mann October 9, 2013 6:51 PM BST
Wink
Report guinness2dear October 10, 2013 9:47 PM BST
I think you chit chatters have led very sheltered lives..

The utterly filthy and gorgeous......

Dana Delany in Exit to Eden.

And probably the best bush ever to appear in American filums...

Kathy Beller in The Betsy.
Report brendanuk1 October 13, 2013 2:27 PM BST
thread needs some links to hairy mots imo

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjkrCBhL9Ic

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=applVZC36bI#t=2296
Report G1_Jockey_4 October 13, 2013 3:16 PM BST
clarise van outen in black book.


she had to dye it blond to hide that she was jewish ....just fecken shave it off yer daft blonde
Report guinness2dear October 13, 2013 7:12 PM BST
A proper blonde one...

Susannah York (yes really) in an Altman film called Images...
Report starfish and coffee October 13, 2013 9:35 PM BST
Rumour has it our first lady PM was nicknamed Thatch with good reason
Report G1_Jockey_4 October 13, 2013 9:38 PM BST
lady she certainly wasnt
the ******* witch
Report creatureinthesky October 13, 2013 10:43 PM BST
Is that why she always sat next to Barbara Bush at official dinners ?
Report Jack Bauer '24' October 14, 2013 12:07 AM BST
Maria Schneider in Last tango in Paris is a shocking omission.
Report guinness2dear October 14, 2013 12:33 AM BST
Nice one Jack..

Nathalie Aussant is another froggy actress that had a scruffier one than Marias though..

Anyone who wants a blimp of Nathalie just has to go to dailymotion..

And keeping with the froggy theme....

Tania Busselier is on there as well i think..
Report DCI Barnaby October 14, 2013 2:37 PM BST
Pat (eastenders) was scary in a film from years ago I remember it was a biggy
Report guinness2dear October 14, 2013 7:31 PM BST
In the interests of the fred, and the fact that 2 peeps said that Pat Butcher had indeed shown her fluff, i went bush hunting.

Jury's out i'm afraid, i have no idea whether that was her bush or a rolled up pair of belly knickers dangling below her jelly rolls of fat..

I feel quite nauseous...
Report Emden October 14, 2013 7:34 PM BST
had a look at some bushes posted on here via the links - Must say haven't seen any monster bushes as yet. No proper jungle forest that needs a machete
Report GAZO October 14, 2013 7:43 PM BST
check out demi moore
Report guinness2dear October 14, 2013 7:54 PM BST
Ye is not looking in the right places, Emden..
Report desperatemunter October 14, 2013 7:54 PM BST
is this the meaning of Mott the Hoople?  now whats a Hoople? argh answers only lead to new questions
Report guinness2dear October 14, 2013 8:05 PM BST
Maruschka Detmers in First Name Carmen (on Dailymtion if ye want to inspect)
Report DCI Barnaby October 15, 2013 3:39 PM BST
Helen Mirren in the cook, the thief his wife film was a bit of a carpet
Report geos1 October 15, 2013 11:03 PM BST
you just know if you live long enough they'll be back in fashion again,some of these young'uns don't know what it's like to have a pube stuck in their teeth
Report guinness2dear October 15, 2013 11:07 PM BST
Quite correct, geos. I used to use a comb when i was younger rather than a toothbrush..
Report geos1 October 15, 2013 11:15 PM BST
Laugh
Report Emden October 15, 2013 11:22 PM BST
metal comb of course - easily sterilised after the 'combing'
Report SlippyBlue October 15, 2013 11:27 PM BST
Good grief Guinness, Laugh I thought I was bad.

What about Béatrice Dalle in Betty Blue? Certainly worthy of a mention. A very good film by the way I thought.
Report guinness2dear October 16, 2013 12:59 AM BST
Yes, Slippy. Give me a flask of tea and a packet of cheddars and i ould quite happily spend all day down there...

Good shout with Beatrice, btw..

Froggy - bushy ladies should get their own fred..
Report creatureinthesky October 16, 2013 9:02 PM BST
This thread made me see Susan Tully's chebs ShockedCryCryCry
Report guinness2dear October 17, 2013 1:20 AM BST
Cheers Brendan (not before time mind)

Sooooo here's one just for you....

Fionnula Flanagan in James Joyce's Women. A fine sight indeedy..
Report guinness2dear October 20, 2013 9:37 PM BST
Connie Booth (looking fine) with her then hubby John Cleese in - Romance With A Double Bass..
Report guinness2dear December 24, 2013 4:30 PM GMT
Mrs Exorcist herself - Ellen Burstyn showing her unkempt love mat in Tropic of Cancer...
Report polybot December 25, 2013 10:44 AM GMT
Zira from Planet of the Apes
Report A_T December 25, 2013 11:15 AM GMT
check out recent French film the Artist and the Model a young woman in all her natural glory
Report guinness2dear December 25, 2013 6:27 PM GMT
As i said earlier, froggie actresses should have their own fred. Whilst Mehican and Spanish ladies should have their own site..

Sooo talking of froggy ladies..

Hélène Default from “Liaisons à domicile” The only film she made funnily enough..
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