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Tommy Toes
11 Sep 09 15:27
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Second helpings gents.

God bless The Horsebox and all who sail in her!
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Report Joel April 8, 2018 1:51 AM BST
It's Gundagai Cup Day at Gundagai today Tommy!
And it's Wellington Cup Day at Wellington!
And it's Pinjarra Cup Day at Pinjarra!
Report kenny mann April 10, 2018 1:51 PM BST
Did you meet up with Tommy when you were over a few months back, Joel?
Report a bitofinterest April 10, 2018 11:17 PM BST
yes,they went to the ascot gold cup ffs,preceeded by the league cup and the fa cup and the cheltenham gold cup
Report a bitofinterest April 10, 2018 11:21 PM BST
their cups runneth over in the end with all the various cups and tommy had to have a lie down through over cup exposure
Report Joel April 11, 2018 12:15 AM BST
Yes, we went to a few pubs in the Stoke area. No Cups though.

P.s Happy Birthday Tommy for the other day!
Report kenny mann April 14, 2018 2:57 PM BST
Very good bito.

Glad you met up Joel. Hope it wasn't too much of shock. Wink
Report Tommy Toes April 18, 2018 4:07 AM BST
Good evening gents.

So...
I've survived the Aussie 'flu - and a cat bitten thumb that put me in hospital for 5 days which entailed 2 operations.
Still attending hospital even now for treatment, 6 weeks after it happened.

Not even my cat.
Just one that decided to live here because of a selfish old bugger next door throwing food through his window to attract the bleeders, mollycodlying them and then abandoning them for a chump like me to take over their care.

I don't even like cats.

I like dogs.

I'm still taking care of it, by the way, because he didn't mean it. He's 21 years old and a bit insane sometimes.
A bit like kenny mann.

Cheers John.

KAMI, couldn't stop laughing at your post:

The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE    24 Feb 18 12:01 

"Apparently I'm in the Tommy Toes We All Hate Annie Gang. Someone might have given me a heads up. Is there registration fees or something if there is can I fix you up next month see I'm trying to sell a car so I'm a bit skint at the mo but soon as I get rid of this motor I'll sort it. Is the membership compulsory? It's just that I don't know anything about this Annie not sure if I hate her or not. I didn't even realise I was in the Tommy Toes gang or that Tommy Toes even had a gang. I'm well up for it though. I've never been in a gang. I always think of Gary Glitter when I think of gangs. I remember once suggesting people check out a Gary Glitter CHOON I posted up and got accused of being a PEDO. Such is life on the Forum."

Please tell me what it was all about!

Joel, thanks for the birthday felicitations.

That very day there was a meeting at work announcing redundancies.
I'm safe now, after withstanding several days of poison from some of the women who I unfortunately have to work with.

Was the Adam & Eve story really about Adam & Evil, I wonder...
Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales April 18, 2018 10:24 AM BST
so the defrag has finished


belated greetings for your recent birthday TT
Report SlippyBlue April 18, 2018 11:32 AM BST
And belated birthday wishes from me as well Tommy and how awful to be bitten by a feral cat. My friend has them in her garden as well and they terrorise her own two moggies and they are not for shifting either.
Report Tommy Toes April 19, 2018 12:36 AM BST
Cheers chaps.

Slippy, it isn't feral. It's a cat that lived over the road that wouldn't settle in the house when they moved in about 8 years ago.
Because the daft old bugger next door kept throwing food through his back living room window it kept coming over to his garden, so didn't need to get used to living in his new house.

Every time I went out in the garden and saw the cat I purposely ignored all eye contact with it as I'd ended up looking after 3 others over the years because of the old man's constant throwing of food to attract them and I most certainly didn't want to end up with this one.

However, the daft old man broke his hip, ended up in hospital, came out and then wouldn't have him in his house because a woman from down the road who was looking after the old man saw the cat cough up a fur ball.
So the cat go more and more emaciated and started screaming at me every time I went to the bin.
I fed it a tin of salmon - and the rest is history.

It's ruined my leather sofas, my carpet, my desk and now my thumb.

It went back to its original owners for about 4 months a year last November - then appeared in my garden (therefore, my house too) as soon as it was sunny again.

The cat's real owners moved house a few months ago.
My next door neighbour saw the family walk down my path one day to stroke the cat as he sat outside - then get in a removal van!

Marvellous.
Report Tommy Toes April 19, 2018 12:37 AM BST
I don't like cats.

I like dogs!
Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales April 19, 2018 12:25 PM BST
shoot it in the face
Report Joel April 25, 2018 1:29 AM BST
Buy a cat eating dog! Or just rent one for a few days.

It's Anzac Day Cup Day at Randwick today Tommy!
And it's Diggers Cup Day at Ascot!
Report Joel April 28, 2018 1:47 AM BST
It's Hawkesbury Gold Cup Day at Hawkesbury today Tommy!
Report Joel April 29, 2018 4:05 AM BST
It's Tamworth Cup Day at Tamworth today Tommy!
And it's St Patricks Cup Day at Swan Hill!
And it's Millicent Cup Day at Penola!
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE April 29, 2018 10:53 AM BST
Tommy Toes it comes from an exchange with annie I had a while back. I replied to a post she made and she replied back:

"Why are you picking apart what I say?  I know you are part of the 'tommy toes' gang that doesn't like me, but haven't you got better things do than nit pick what I post?"

To which I replied:

"Sorry.

Btw it's news to me that I am part of the Tommy Toes gang that doesn't like you. No one told me I am not supposed to like you. I didn't even know that TT doesn't like you. No one tells me anything.Confused"


So it got me thinking about the Tommy Toes Gang. I find that after midnight on a Saturday replete with Pale Ale my mind always focuses on the important issues of our time.
Report Joel May 3, 2018 3:36 AM BST
It's Warrnambool Cup Day at Warrnambool today Tommy!
Report Joel May 4, 2018 2:59 AM BST
It's Wagga Wagga Gold Cup Day at Wagga Wagga today Tommy!
Report Joel May 5, 2018 2:11 AM BST
It's Lord Mayors Cup Day at Rosehill today Tommy!
And it's Gold Coast Cup Day at Gold Coast!
And it's Eddies Cup Day at Ipswich!
And it's Colemans Printing Cup Day at Darwin!
Report Joel May 6, 2018 2:43 AM BST
It's South Coast Cup Day at Sapphire Coast today Tommy!
Report Joel May 7, 2018 2:20 AM BST
It's CFMEU Mining & Energy Cup Day at Ipswich today Tommy!
And it's Alice Springs Cup Day at Alice Springs!
Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales May 7, 2018 5:30 PM BST
Shocked

https://tinyurl.com/yczpzoq8
Report Joel May 11, 2018 4:01 AM BST
It's Scone Cup Day at Scone today Tommy!
Report Tommy Toes May 11, 2018 5:11 AM BST
Good evening chaps.

KAMI, that's just bloody excellent!

Dude, still don't have a Facebook account - and never will - so I can't see what it says.

Joel, have a Scone with strawberry jam and cream (red and white) in a farewell salute to The Mighty Potters losing their Premiership status.
Who'd a thunk it, eh?

Ten years with no sign of us even struggling to stay in the Prem, apart from the squeaky bum time from time to time in our first season there,unlike many clubs, and now this.

I still thought we'd escape even up to last Saturday when it was finally impossible not to.

Still, I'm a glass half-full merchant - so now it's all about The Mighty Potters RETURN!
Report Tommy Toes May 11, 2018 5:14 AM BST
* Nine years - it's the 10th that saw us down.
Report Tommy Toes May 11, 2018 5:37 AM BST
Update on the cat-bitten thumb situation:

Still infected. Still a great big lump around the bottom of the thumb joint.
Can't move it any further than I could the last time I posted.

Have an appointment next week at the hospital that I (and the doctor) was hoping I wouldn't have to keep after my last visit there 3 weeks ago, but it really hasn't improved much since then so I suppose I'd better go and see what they say next week...
...which will probably be "Bugger off, your thumb is just cream crackered for all time now"!

However, the broken wrist situation is much better now after not being able to use my left hand for so long!
No need for the blue wrist brace any more and it only hurts if I move it in certain positions.

So that's a bonus!
Report Joel May 11, 2018 7:17 AM BST
A bonus indeed.
You still need to buy a dog to get rid of the cat though.

Yes, it was terribly disappointing about Stoke, and I was sure they would win the Premiership at the start of the season...but I'm sure they will be back in the big time next year.

I'm having trouble with my 3D printer Tommy, are you able to offer any advice?
Report Joel May 11, 2018 7:21 AM BST
I normally have the Scones to celebrate Cup Day but I forgot it was the big one today.
Report Joel May 12, 2018 2:59 AM BST
It's Gladstone Cup Day at Kempsey today Tommy!
And it's Coral Sea Cup Day at Gold Coast! And Brandworks Cup Day!
And it's Country Cup Day at Rockhampton! And Rocky Amatuers Cup Day!
Report Tommy Toes May 12, 2018 5:03 AM BST
Good luck in the CUPS Joel!

It's funny you should mention 3D printers as I was only pondering about them just recently.
I have a sure-fire winner of a business idea if they do what I think they do!

There again, I don't really have any idea how they work at all - but if they work like I think they work - we could be milyunares by this time next year!
Report Joel May 12, 2018 6:07 AM BST
Send me the details and I'll get cracking on it! Once I sort out the current problems of course!
Report boxingthefox May 12, 2018 9:07 AM BST
Hey Tommy, sorry to see you team and it's fans suffer, better times to come. Wink
Report Joel May 12, 2018 9:51 AM BST
In brighter news, The Swans had a great win last night. Ben Ronke kicked 7!
Report Joel May 13, 2018 1:33 AM BST
It's Parkes Cup Day at Parkes today Tommy!
And it's Defence Force Cup Day at Queanbeyan!
And it's Lindenow Cup Day at Bairnsdale!
And it's Deloraine Community Cup Day at Launceston!
Report Tommy Toes May 16, 2018 10:46 PM BST
Thanks BTF.

It's very unfortunate that The Mighty Potters have gone down but there are some cracking young players who haven't been given a chance (or very little chance) who might now be given a chance to see us back up again.
Tom Edwards and Ollie Shenton (local lads) in particular.

It's 'big decision time' in almost every aspect at SCFC right now and we can only hope 'the Board' make the right moves - but I won't be holding my breath. This is Stoke after all!

As one wag on The Oatcake (Stoke's fanzine) said recently: "We'll probably settle for 2 bags of Haribo and a playing card for Shaqiri"!

You just wouldn't believe the ineptness of almost every aspect of this City (as well as the football club), but it's always been this way and most probably will always be this way.
Still, that's what makes Stoke "Stoke" - skint, useless - but funny!

I do believe when listening to the last game of the season against Swansea I heard the Mighty Potters' faithful singing "We're going down in the morning" - and they got the Swansea fans to sing the same!
Report Tommy Toes May 16, 2018 10:47 PM BST
Joel: Up The Mighty Swans!
Report Joel May 18, 2018 2:38 AM BST
It's Torquay Cup Day at Geelong today Tommy!
Report Joel May 19, 2018 1:35 AM BST
It's Goree Cup Day at Mudgee today Tommy!
And it's Hibernian Cup Day at Beaudesert!
And it's Doomben Cup Day at Doomben!
And it's Roma Cup Day at Ascot!
And it's Port Adelaide Cup Day at Morphettville!
And it's Flying Doctor Cup Day at Port Augusta!
Report Joel May 20, 2018 2:12 AM BST
It's Nowra Cup Day at Nowra today Tommy!
And it's Casterton Cup Day at Casterton!
Report Joel May 21, 2018 2:27 AM BST
It's Hunter Rivers Stayers Cup Day at Muswellbrook today Tommy!
Report Joel May 23, 2018 3:55 AM BST
It's Barossa Cup Day at Gawler today Tommy!
Report TheGoldenVision May 23, 2018 7:57 PM BST
TT... Stoke relegated AND getting savaged by a mixed up moggy! Can it get any worse?

The other day someone asked, "Where were you when President Kennedy was shot?"

Playing Subuteo with my mates actually but, the next day, watching Everton beat Stoke 2-0.

Saturday 23 November 1963... Stanley Matthews and Dennis Viollet both played!!!

What would a youthful Matthews be worth nowadays?
Report Joel May 25, 2018 3:50 AM BST
It's Travis Harrison Memorial Cup Day at Cranbourne tonight Tommy!
And it's Beef Week Cup Day at Casino today! Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Report Joel May 26, 2018 3:15 AM BST
It's McKell Cup Day at Randwick today Tommy!
And it's Estella Rise Cup Day at Wagga!
And it's Premiers Cup Day at Doomben! And Kingford-Smith Cup Day!
Report Joel May 26, 2018 3:43 AM BST
It's also Mackay Amateur Cup Day at Mackay!
Report Joel May 26, 2018 4:00 AM BST
And Lord Mayors Cup Day at Doomben!
Report Joel May 27, 2018 2:53 AM BST
It's Joan Percy Memorial Cup Day at Kalgoorlie today Tommy!
And it's Gunnedah Cup Day at Gunnedah!
Report Tommy Toes May 30, 2018 7:11 AM BST
Good morning chaps.

By heck, TheGoldenVision, it's a very long time since we conversed about blue balloons, rotating stages, Duquasa harbour and such stuff!
It's very good to see you again.

Aye, it's been a bit of a mixed bag of the usual transcendentals around here with The Mighty Potters succumbing to the drop and the mad cat (now known as Mr Salamander - they bite once and then follow their prey around waiting for it to die, such is the vileness of their poisoned gobs) - putting me out of action for several weeks - and the thumb is still no better than it was the last time I posted.

Alas, it's all just part of life's rich tapestry.

One day, possibly, we might have a bit of pure white vinyl silk emulsion!

I reckon Sir Stan,(if he'd have been born to play in the current era), would possibly be worth as much as the top 5 players in the world right now, such was his remarkable skill, fitness, and foresight.
Stoke would still settle for 2 bags of Haribo and a playing card!

Joel, hope you've won all the CUPS mentioned!
Report Joel May 30, 2018 7:28 AM BST
Tommy, I've decided to come out of retirement but only on the condition that I play with Stoke. I believe I can help them get back into the Premier League next year.
Can you please let the relevant authorities know of my availability.
Report Tommy Toes May 30, 2018 7:40 AM BST
I most certainly will, Joel!

I reckon you'd be a very welcome addition to the squad when it's finally decided upon at the start of next season.

Don't think there will be a lot left of the present incumbents, whether that be for good or ill, so it would be great to have a fully-fledged red and white Aussie up for the job!
Report Joel June 1, 2018 5:57 AM BST
OK! I'm in!
It's Cottage By The Sea Cup Day at Geelong today Tommy!
And it's Corey Brown Cup Day at Wingham Cup Day at Taree!
Report Joel June 2, 2018 2:27 AM BST
It's Elmore Cup Day at Bendigo today Tommy!
And it's Ralston Cup Day at Moonee Valley!
And it's Gatton Cup Day at Gatton!
And it's Moreton Cup Day at Sunshine Coast!
Report Joel June 3, 2018 2:19 AM BST
It's Condong Men's Bowling Club Cup Day at Murwillumbah today Tommy!
Report Joel June 4, 2018 2:54 AM BST
It's W.A Day Cup Day at Northam today Tommy!
Report Joel June 10, 2018 3:28 AM BST
It's Merimbula Jazz Cup Day at Sapphire Coast today Tommy!
And it's Apsley Cup Day at Edenhope!
And it's Swan Hill Cup Day at Swan Hill!
Report Joel June 12, 2018 2:10 AM BST
I know you're probably in Singapore now Tommy, but it's John 'Mouse' Sinclair Cup Day at Quirindi today!
Report Joel June 15, 2018 2:39 AM BST
It's Dubbo Chamber of Commerce Rhino Cup Day at Dubbo today Tommy!
Report Joel June 16, 2018 1:58 AM BST
It's Travis Harrison Cup Day at Moonee Valley today Tommy!
And it's Queensland Times Cup Day at Ipwsich! And Ipswich Cup Day!
And it's Kilcoy Cup Day at Kilcoy!
And it's QBE Cup Day at Darwin!
Report Joel June 17, 2018 12:35 AM BST
It's Aberdeen Cup Day at Muswellbrook today Tommy!
And it's Wauchope Cup Day at Port Macquarie!
And it's City of Kalgoorlie-Boulder Mayoral Cup Day at Kalgoorlie!
Report Joel June 23, 2018 1:56 AM BST
It's Willow Tree Cup Day at Quirindi today Tommy!
And it's Beaudesert Cup Day at Beaudesert!
And it's Tattersall's Cup Day at Doomben!
And it's Bernborough Club Cup Day at Darwin!
Report Joel June 24, 2018 3:29 AM BST
It's Pioneer Park Anniversary Cup Day at Alice Springs today Tommy!
And it's Squatters Cup Day at Port Augusta!
And it's Tattersalls Gold Cup Day at Rockhampton!
Report Joel June 26, 2018 2:51 AM BST
It's Give Me 5 For Kids Charity Cup Day at Wyong today Tommy!
Report Joel June 29, 2018 4:27 AM BST
It's Bendigo Bank Cup Day at Geelong today Tommy!
Report Joel June 30, 2018 2:50 AM BST
It's Port Stephens Cup Day at Newcastle today Tommy!
And it's Winter Cup Day at Rosehill!
And it's Ronald McDonald House Charities Seq Cup Day at Caulfield!
And it's Caloundra Cup Day at Sunshine Coast!
And it's ROANT Gold Cup Day at Darwin!
Report kenny mann June 30, 2018 12:41 PM BST
You remind me of General Custer at the
Battle of the Little Bighorn, Joel. Wink
Report Joel July 1, 2018 2:48 AM BST
Thanks

It's Alfabs Cup Day at Mudgee today Tommy!
And it's Maffra Cup Day at Sale!
Report Joel July 1, 2018 10:20 PM BST
It's Curlewis Cup Day at Gunnedah today Tommy!
Report Joel July 5, 2018 3:03 AM BST
It's John Carlton Cup Day at Grafton today Tommy!
Report EvgenyKissin July 7, 2018 10:39 PM BST
Good evening everyone.
Report EvgenyKissin July 7, 2018 10:40 PM BST
To celebrate England's victory, all lagers will be sold at a penny a pint and Champagne at 15p a bottle.
Report Joel July 8, 2018 2:34 AM BST
It's South Grafton Cup Day at Grafton today Tommy!
And it's City of Port Augusta Cup Day at Port Augusta!
Report Joel July 11, 2018 11:40 PM BST
It's Grafton Cup Day at Grafton today Tommy!
Report Joel July 14, 2018 2:04 AM BST
It's City Of Karatha Harding Cup Day at Roebourne today Tommy!
And it's Chief Minister's Cup Day at Darwin!
And it's Queen's Cup Day at Sunshine Coast!
And it's Mackay Cup Day at Mackay!
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE July 14, 2018 2:38 PM BST
I'd just seen Billy Thorpe and the Aztecs at Surf City in Kings Cross (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrHoEx7cpDM) when I adjourned to the Pink ****cat. Billy Thorpe's girlfriend worked there. He was mad about her. She wasn't mad about him. He was a 'good bloke'. That's about it. When she saw me she came over with a Fosters and sat on my lap and said,"Did you hear JFK got assassinated?" I said,"Who the fxck is JFK?" Then I sank half my beer and groped her ass and stared at her cleavage.

She picked up on my mood and mumbled,'I dunno just some Yank cxnt.'


Good Times!!!
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE July 15, 2018 3:05 PM BST
I'm totally addicted to those youtube videos where they find homeless stray neglected dogs (sometimes other animals but mostly dogs) and clean them up and vet them and turn them into adorable pooches.

There seems to be an endless number of these poor buggers in the USA and it makes me wonder why. I don't think I've ever seen a dog like this in Sydney in my half century. I'm sure it happens but I don't think I've ever seen a stray dog let alone the tragic cases shown on these vids.
Report kenny mann July 18, 2018 3:39 PM BST
Me too, KDM. Can watch them for hours, usually when I get back from the pub. Cts, dogs, doesn;t matter as long as there's a happy ending.

You have to be very careful, though, some can be extremely distressing. I know it go4es on but I don't want to see the footage.
Report Joel July 18, 2018 11:58 PM BST
I hope Tommy is OK. Hasn't posted too much since we met Crazy
Report Joel July 21, 2018 11:44 PM BST
It's Sawtell Cup Day at Coffs Harbour today Tommy!
And it's Narrandera Cup Day at Narrandera!
And it's Ladies Day Cup Day at Port Hedland!
Report Joel July 26, 2018 11:02 PM BST
It's Cable Beach Caravan Park Cup Day at Broome today Tommy!
And it's Mildura Cup Day at Mildura!
Report casemoney July 26, 2018 11:14 PM BST
A lot of People Missing From Here ,, Sparky Sad
Report Joel July 28, 2018 12:00 AM BST
It's Townsville Cup Day at Townsville today Tommy!
And it's Roebourne Cup Day at Roebourne!
Report Joel July 30, 2018 11:31 AM BST
I'm up in Cairns at the moment Tommy, former Stoke player Danny Graystone is coaching a team in the league up here...he actually had to play a few minutes as his team had a fair few injuries.
Report kenny mann July 30, 2018 12:04 PM BST
I hope Tommy's ok. It's been a long time since he posted, maybe a couple of months.
Report Joel July 30, 2018 11:48 PM BST
In pre season training with Stoke I believe
Report kenny mann July 31, 2018 10:49 AM BST
Tommy Twinkletoes. Cool
Report Joel August 1, 2018 12:58 AM BST
It's Darwin Corporate Park Cup Day at Darwin today Tommy!
Report themightymac August 1, 2018 3:32 AM BST
Hope you are well Tommy.
Report Joel August 1, 2018 3:46 AM BST
Me too
Report Joel August 1, 2018 11:01 PM BST
It's Ken Howard Cup Day at Coffs Harbour today Tommy! And Coffs Harbour Cup Day!
Report stewarty b August 1, 2018 11:32 PM BST
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A lot of People Missing From Here ,, Sparky Sad




I'm fairly sure casemoney knew Sparky passed on but that asides nice it's to remember an older forumite. I know the man didn't hit 50. Sad
Report stewarty b August 1, 2018 11:33 PM BST
* it's nice to.
Report casemoney August 2, 2018 12:04 AM BST
Yes he did Stew was a thread on here ..Sad
Report kenny mann August 2, 2018 12:04 PM BST
Stoke City in training 84 years ago, featuring a useful Stan Matthews.

Quaint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM0aOeBv-tQ
Report kenny mann August 2, 2018 12:05 PM BST
useful and youthful.
Report Joel August 3, 2018 11:44 PM BST
It's IGA Cup Day at Cairns today Tommy!
And it's Kimberley Cup Day at Broome!
And it's Administrators Cup Day at Darwin!
Report Joel August 5, 2018 1:27 AM BST
It's Bengalla Cup Day at Muswellbrook today Tommy!
Report Capt__F August 5, 2018 1:32 AM BST
best of luck Tommy
Report Joel August 5, 2018 6:56 AM BST
It's also Port Hedland Cup Day at Port Hedland!
Report Joel August 11, 2018 12:17 AM BST
It's Casino Gold Cup Day at Casino today Tommy!
And it's Hunter Stayers Cup Day at Newcastle!
And it's Cairns Cup Day at Cairns!
Report Joel August 12, 2018 12:06 AM BST
It's Narromine Cup Day at Narromine today Tommy!
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