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the parkie 01 Mar 20:02

Can Eating Prawns Give You An Erection?

I've just eaten one and have found that I have developed a semi.


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the parkie 13 Jun 12:10

Where Is The Most Satisfying Place You've Urinated?

A couple of years ago I was in one of those pubs that perform my number one pet hate - return your change to you on a little tray in order to induce a tip. I had finally had enough of this and took my change, urinated in the tray and pushed it back. The look on the barmaid's face was a picture.


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Golden Showers

the parkie 25 Sep 16:25
Has anyone ever partaken in this?


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Are You **sexual?

the parkie 27 May 15:42
Be honest.


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the parkie 09 Jun 16:48

Anyone want a golden shower?

it's a beautiful act, but you must come and do it when his wife's not around. The dog is optional.


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the parkie 09 Jun 15:58

Walrus Bumming

I am new to this exciting and difficult sport, but am enjoying it no end.

Any help, tips or advice greatfully received. Thanks.


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Golden Showers

the parkie 28 May 16:36
After a tedious work meeting earlier today I placed various newspaper cut outs of The Cheeky Girls around the toilet bowl and urinated on them whilst listening to my iPod and drinking a smuggled-in beer.

I can't remember the last time I had so much fun.


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Country Walks At Night

the parkie 13 Oct 13:30
I've decided that I am going to start going for country walks at night, taking a large torch with me.

Often difficult to go during the day what with going to work and having a toddler at home so often my only free time is after she has gone to bed.

How do I convince those that I run into that I am not a wierdo or dogger?


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Shout At A Rabbit

the parkie 29 Nov 16:56
is this as therapeutic as it is currently being suggested in the press?


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the parkie 05 Jun 13:34

**sexuality In Animals
Came out on to my back patio this morning to discover two male frogs indulging in what can only be dexcribed as "the big frog giving the little frog one up the dirtbox".

Mistaken identity or do I have a **sexual frog problem on my hands?

Sensible advice only please.


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the parkie 07 May 15:49

Unusual Pets
My partner's brother has a pet apple crumble.

Can anyone beat this?


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the parkie 27 May 16:37

Masturbation In The Workplace
Is this a sackable offence? Probably more so if done at the desk.


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the parkie 04 Jun 16:03

Problem with jerking off
Someone always comes round the corner on their tractor to spoil your fun.


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Sex Cheese Update

the parkie 03 Mar 14:23
Following on from a post a few weeks ago in which I was to fashion a pair of bre asts from two large edam cheeses for my own amusement due to my liking for both cheese and ti ts..

I have now fashioned a pretend vag from two thick cut slices of cheddar and some piccalili. I have even put a splodge of branston's pickle to the south if I fancy some 'back door' action.

Things are really going well in my sex / cheese world.


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Have You Ever Inserted A Walnut Into A Sheep?

the parkie 06 Mar 14:20
Happens all the time in Cirencester apparently.



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If You Try The Best You Can

the parkie 20 Mar 23:47
The best you can is good enough.


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Maximum Age Limit

the parkie 11 Feb 14:24
I think that old people should be allowed to get to 75 and then be boiled down for glue.


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Gloryholes

the parkie 11 Feb 14:09
Anyone ever stuck their bellend through one of these? What happened?


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Have You Ever Humiliated An Animal At The Zoo

the parkie 25 Sep 13:45
At Colchester zoo recently I looked in on the amazing Orang Utan. I knocked on the window and he oblingly shuffled over to the glass to meet me. As soon as he got to the glass I blew a raspberry and ran away screaming and laughing.


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Report odwyer1980 June 18, 2008 4:14 PM BST
He must be some catch.
Report nestor June 18, 2008 4:41 PM BST
What's your point? Parkie's OK with me.
Report canaryboy June 18, 2008 4:41 PM BST
who said this mug could post here?

X-(
Report nestor June 18, 2008 4:42 PM BST
I hope you're refering to the professional punter known as o'dire.
Report canaryboy June 18, 2008 4:43 PM BST
correct
Report The Fuzz June 18, 2008 4:44 PM BST
sod off back to your bedsit john
Report green willow June 18, 2008 4:45 PM BST
o'mug 1980 get back to tennis and general betting. Begone with you, no (ha ha ha) professionals allowed here. On yer bike son.
Report green willow June 18, 2008 4:46 PM BST
Professional ROFL, LMAO, LOL etc etc etc.
Report odwyer1980 June 18, 2008 4:48 PM BST
Oh yes, he is a good guy, 100% all there - and obviously a catch with the ladies.

Mother Theresa has nothing on him in fact!

I better stop showering him with praise.

No pun intended of course.
Report Ramnasty Returns June 18, 2008 4:48 PM BST
***STALKER ALERT***
Report Ken Masters June 18, 2008 4:48 PM BST
I smell a chit-chat vendetta...
Report odwyer1980 June 18, 2008 4:49 PM BST
;-)

:D
Report Coachbuster June 18, 2008 4:49 PM BST
excellent ...
these are from his latest volumes ..
i am now about to seek out some of his earlier work .
Report odwyer1980 June 18, 2008 5:09 PM BST
ttt
Report Dudewheresmyvar June 18, 2008 5:43 PM BST
thanks otwat. some classics there.
Report odwyer1980 June 19, 2008 9:19 AM BST
Bump
Report the parkie June 19, 2008 9:20 AM BST
A shame he didn't post my original 'sex / cheese' thread, that would have been my favourite.

He is annoyed because I post ****** on all of his Soccer threads where he continually seems to make an enormous amount of money from a succession of losing bets.

How do you dig up these old posts? Where are they stored? Not going to dig anyone's up but just curious.
Report Dudewheresmyvar June 19, 2008 9:23 AM BST
Golden Showers
the parkie 28 May 16:36
After a tedious work meeting earlier today I placed various newspaper cut outs of The Cheeky Girls around the toilet bowl and urinated on them whilst listening to my iPod and drinking a smuggled-in beer.
I can't remember the last time I had so much fun.

Sex Cheese Update
the parkie 03 Mar 14:23
Following on from a post a few weeks ago in which I was to fashion a pair of bre asts from two large edam cheeses for my own amusement due to my liking for both cheese and ti ts..

I have now fashioned a pretend vag from two thick cut slices of cheddar and some piccalili. I have even put a splodge of branston's pickle to the south if I fancy some 'back door' action.

Things are really going well in my sex / cheese world.


:^0
Report nestor June 19, 2008 9:25 AM BST
http://www.gubbed.com/forum-search.fcgi?q=nestor&s=58&b=Search


That's the link. Keep up the good work, parkie.
Report Ken Masters June 19, 2008 9:26 AM BST
I see nothing untoward here. A valuable poster, imo.
Report DONEMYLOT June 19, 2008 9:27 AM BST
a long-time worthy genius
Report Ken Masters June 19, 2008 9:39 AM BST
Just had a look for odwyer1980's posts on soccer, he's their SDK.
Report nestor June 19, 2008 9:41 AM BST
^^^^^
PMSL
Report odwyer1980 June 19, 2008 9:55 AM BST
I agree - the parkie is the man!
Report odwyer1980 June 19, 2008 10:00 AM BST
If this wasn't so tragic, I might share more than half a sentence.
Report Live Forever June 19, 2008 10:12 AM BST
Good work from the parkie imo
Report DONEMYLOT June 19, 2008 10:18 AM BST
who?
Report odwyer1980 June 19, 2008 10:23 AM BST
ttt
Report dcfc fan June 19, 2008 10:30 AM BST
excellent thread , pity I missed the originals . Good work Parkie
Report raspberry ripple June 19, 2008 10:47 AM BST
think ill read more of parkies threads from now on, makes mine look tame.
Report odwyer1980 June 19, 2008 10:49 AM BST
Parkie needs a knighthood, pmsl.
Report odwyer1980 June 19, 2008 4:17 PM BST
ttt
Report Ken Masters August 6, 2008 12:12 PM BST
ttt
Report Ken Masters August 6, 2008 12:12 PM BST
ttt
Report delz August 6, 2008 12:15 PM BST
minjita 19 Jun 11:39

Just had a look for odwyer1980's posts on soccer, he's their SDK.

:^0
Report dk1986 August 6, 2008 12:16 PM BST
the parkie likes groaning like a German during ejaculation if I remember correctly :^0
Report DONEMYLOT August 6, 2008 12:16 PM BST
the sex/cheese thread is a veritable classic
Report PoolFC August 6, 2008 12:18 PM BST
ttt
Report Far From Trouble November 4, 2008 10:25 PM GMT
^
Report Stevie Strikes November 4, 2008 10:30 PM GMT
the parkie



is one of my all time favorite posters.

But then I am easily pleased.
Report Art Decko November 4, 2008 10:40 PM GMT
humouring an imbecile demeans both the donor and the recipient imo
Report Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag November 4, 2008 10:44 PM GMT
superb work imo.
Report Coachbuster November 4, 2008 11:09 PM GMT
excellent work from the parkie .
Report charwell. November 4, 2008 11:21 PM GMT
O Dwyer also famously**ged off Hells Bells from Scocer AM on the Darts Forum then when she posted he was all over her like a fly on sheet. Then the most blatatnt corrupt ride today which earned the jockey a life ban - he says there was 'nothing wrong with it.'

This** has an attention defecit disorder. He's as popular as a ginger haired stepson.
Report robdylan February 25, 2009 7:01 PM GMT
ttt
Report robdylan February 25, 2009 7:01 PM GMT
ttt
Report robdylan April 21, 2009 12:38 AM BST
always worth a re-read
Report Tabloid Lover April 21, 2009 12:40 AM BST
Yeah, Rob.

Funny guy. Like it. Have you ever had a golden shower Rob?
Report tobermory April 21, 2009 12:42 AM BST
Odwyer is greatly missed :)
Report tobermory April 21, 2009 12:46 AM BST
the parkie 19 Jun 10:20

He is annoyed because I post ****** on all of his Soccer threads where he continually seems to make an enormous amount of money from a succession of losing bets.



:^0
Report Emmanuel Eboue April 21, 2009 12:49 AM BST
the parkie 05 Jun 13:34

**sexuality In Animals
Came out on to my back patio this morning to discover two male frogs indulging in what can only be dexcribed as "the big frog giving the little frog one up the dirtbox".

Mistaken identity or do I have a **sexual frog problem on my hands?

Sensible advice only please.



:^0

It takes a lot to make me laugh. What a great poster.
Report Tommy Toes April 21, 2009 1:16 AM BST
The Parkie is a great poster.
He came out with something that really made me laugh the other day, but I can't remember what it was just at this moment.
Report robdylan April 21, 2009 1:19 AM BST
he has some back catalogue, yet doesn't get the recognition he deserves. the equal of ken and lf in my opinion.
Report tobermory April 21, 2009 1:21 AM BST
The funniest thing is the thought of Odwyer spending hours trawling through the archive thinking Parkie would be embarassed by this thread.
Report robdylan April 21, 2009 1:23 AM BST
or that chit chat would be disgusted by it.
Report robdylan April 21, 2009 1:24 AM BST
i liked ken's earlier post along the lines

" i see nothing untoward here. a valuable poster imo"
Report Emmanuel Eboue April 22, 2009 7:18 PM BST
ttt

:^0 the guy is a comedy genius.
Report robdylan April 23, 2009 5:35 PM BST
ttt
Report MissingRibOfPrince April 23, 2009 5:43 PM BST
Country Walks At Night

the parkie 13 Oct 13:30
I've decided that I am going to start going for country walks at night, taking a large torch with me.

Often difficult to go during the day what with going to work and having a toddler at home so often my only free time is after she has gone to bed.

How do I convince those that I run into that I am not a wierdo or dogger?


in fairness there were some gems in there :^0
Report MissingRibOfPrince April 23, 2009 5:44 PM BST
and the breasts/ cheese bit..classic :^0
Report Graham Vs Green April 23, 2009 5:51 PM BST
Golden Showers

the parkie 28 May 16:36
After a tedious work meeting earlier today I placed various newspaper cut outs of The Cheeky Girls around the toilet bowl and urinated on them whilst listening to my iPod and drinking a smuggled-in beer.

I can't remember the last time I had so much fun.

:)
Report HH Sultan Vinegar April 23, 2009 6:08 PM BST
a master of the art - a true class act,
Report tobermory June 14, 2009 10:49 AM BST
:)
Report Aspro June 14, 2009 11:00 AM BST
First time I've seen this... tis a beauty! :D
Report Crutchbender. June 14, 2009 11:08 AM BST
Yawn.
Report mr winkle June 14, 2009 11:34 AM BST
6th resurrection, funny chap whoever he is/was.
Report Stevie Strikes June 14, 2009 6:45 PM BST
Parkie is one of my all time favorite posters. But then I am easily pleased.

"Have you ever buggered a heron" was a seminal moment.
Report Eli Dingle June 14, 2009 6:52 PM BST
I really enjoyed reading that Odwyer. I also hope 'the Parkie' keeps taking his medication and that they release him soon :)
Report positively4thsteet November 27, 2009 8:47 PM GMT
ttt
Report .¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º> November 27, 2009 8:53 PM GMT
for some reason ken masters is referred to as minjita on here , must have been a technical error at betfair HQ
Report tobermory November 27, 2009 8:54 PM GMT
i think he was originally Ken Masters , then there was a way of changing your name for a bit so he did , but there was a forum upgrade which automatically changed all the names back
Report clacherholiday2 November 27, 2009 9:18 PM GMT
pleasing thread imo
Report the parkie June 15, 2012 1:30 PM BST
bump...to get myself in the mood
Report sofiakenny June 15, 2012 1:43 PM BST
welcome back parkie..Broadmoors loss is our gain.Happy
Report twomatchpoints June 15, 2012 1:44 PM BST
good stuff
Report alun2005 June 15, 2012 2:14 PM BST
Karma at its finest.

The saintly and sainted Parkie still going strong on here, whilst O'Crybaby was laughed off the site years ago. His 'Phil Taylor Is Finished' thread on the Darts forum was launched just before Phil got on an incredible run of sustained form including World Championship wins in 2009 and 2010.
Report BonVivvy June 15, 2012 3:28 PM BST
Wasnt Odwyer last seen swimming the channel with his mother in law on his back after the man utd Roma 7-1 game?
Report rob_dylan June 15, 2012 6:54 PM BST
Welcome back parkie.  My favorite was a thread about best food ever eaten, parkie was on about eight inches of succulent dripping octopus tentacle, was sure it was gonna be part of an elaborate sexual reminiscence, but he was being serious.  Reminded me of those rare occasions when Ken gets his serious cap on and starts explaining the tax benefits or otherwise of stakeholder pensions.
Report the parkie June 15, 2012 7:01 PM BST
Thanks Rob, nice to hear from you after so long. I remember that one too - sounded a lead on to something else but was in fact serious. For dessert though I did have Créme De La Búggered Heron.
Report OnTheSnafff June 15, 2012 7:19 PM BST
Report rob_dylan June 15, 2012 7:22 PM BST
Top stuff parkie.  Did anyone see that Irish sign at the football:

SPAIN, ITALY,IRELAND....group of debt
Report Angry Monkey June 15, 2012 7:24 PM BST
There was one of these threads for Sunset Christo, wasn't there...
Report OnTheSnafff June 15, 2012 7:28 PM BST
What about Croatia rob?
Report mange June 15, 2012 7:50 PM BST
MMM..................Seems your taking the pi$$ out of him.............
Report Tommy Toes June 16, 2012 12:44 PM BST
Good to see you back, The Parkie.
Report tobermory November 8, 2012 8:26 PM GMT
great stuff
Report SqueezeFirmly November 8, 2012 11:40 PM GMT
You need lessons in the art of being seamless...
Report tobermory November 8, 2012 11:50 PM GMT
this is good thread , rather than a thread pointlessly retrieved from November 2009
Report rob_dylan November 9, 2012 6:59 AM GMT
Parkie = legend
Report erse2 November 9, 2012 7:19 AM GMT
i enjoyed the walrus bumming and sex cheese segments.
Report the parkie January 9, 2018 10:28 PM GMT
Are any of my old chums still on the forum?
Report sofiakenny January 9, 2018 11:23 PM GMT
yup
Report bigH January 10, 2018 6:01 AM GMT
how did you get on with the cheese t1ts??
Report morpteh mackem January 10, 2018 7:48 PM GMT
parkie there's no easy way to ask this but have you been incarcerated for a few years for interfering with small mammals ?
Report screaming from beneaththewaves January 10, 2018 11:30 PM GMT
This is a poster capable of buggering a walrus, yet he gets accused of preying on small mammals.

Give the man some credit.
Report morpteh mackem January 11, 2018 7:28 PM GMT
yes, where he puts his love tusk is quite startling.  think he got the idea after watching 'the blue planet' quite an apt title. Shocked
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