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23 Jun 18 13:02
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Grin g'wan Ireland!!
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Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE June 23, 2018 2:39 PM BST
GET FXCKED!!!
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE June 24, 2018 2:00 PM BST
I have a strict rule regarding BUM hygiene. Actually it's not strict. More casual. I used to wipe my BUM endlessly until it was clean. I'm talking about a bowel movement that is more liquid than solid. On an occasion like that I would wipe away endlessly until everything was spotless. Sometimes my bundles of toilet paper would be emerge higher than the toilet bowl. Anyone who regularly  drinks 18 beers would be familiar with this phenomenom. No more. I have a new rule. Three wipes and three wipes only. If my BUM is not clean after three wipes then BUGGER it. The Undies can deal with the rest. Life is too short to be wiping BUMS.
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